Comments by PhredJohnson (page 6)

Contact tracing in Michigan; Marc Mallory 2520 Oxford Road Lansing 48911 517-335-7858

Yes. Yess. And yes. Silver Criket is ready to lighten my loads (internal and pockets)

You’re assessment rings with me; they all are not the least bit funny. What is going to be real fun to watch is how they ALL tank come Jan 20 when they lose Trump as the basis for 99% of their “humor!” I’m old enough to remember Johnny Carson- he was a blast. And as a little kid I remember lying in bed listening to my dad laughing out loud to Jack Parr.

Sneak into the dressing room with lipstick and write across a mirror “for the biggest cock in the club, call ###.####”. Worked for me.

To my knowledge, all our Detroit area clubs are still closed 😢

Just before Michigan’s most recent shutdown went into effect I was at the club with a dancer I’d seen there and OTC. She told me she was temporarily going to another state during our lockdown and introduced me to a dancer-friend for a test drive ITC but who would also be willing to meet OTC during shutdown. Every once in a while it pays to be a good guy!

Pretty much anything from Here Come The Mummies. For example: https://youtu.be/eB5EE42So7I

I am much more afraid of not living than I am of dying.

As I learned 15 years ago: You know why divorce is so expensive? Because it’s worth it!

No curfew in Michigan. But all the clubs have been shut down.

I agree with Salty.Nutz. If I were 30 and dating a stripper, I would be so suffocatingly possessive that the relationship would be doomed. Now that I'm 69, if a 24 year old moved in with me, I'd support her, not care who or how many guys she fucked AS LONG AS SHE CAME BACK TO MY BED ~4 DAYS/WEEK. I think the difference is youth = "relationship" whereas huge age difference = business transaction (with hopefully some shared respect and affection).

I can’t believe the total ineptitude of the Michigan Militia!

She’s ok. Just don’t drink with her.

“Mask wearing, the chief way of slowing this virus” unless of course you’re celebrating the theft of an erection (I know, don’t correct me) or protesting with your BLM bros.