Favorite sexual innuendo phrases.

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12/13/2020 9:03:07 AM

We could use a humorous thread.

Here are two of my favorite sexual innuendo phrases, appropriate for a tee shirt or Hallmark Card.

I'm no gynecologist, but I'll be happy to take a look.

Abstinence makes the hard grow longer.

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twentyfive

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4 years ago

Innuendo buddy 🤣

shadowcat

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4 years ago

I'm not a proctologist but I know an ass hole when I see one.

ATACdawg

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4 years ago

"Do you know the difference between sex and a hamburger?"

"No."

"Want to do lunch?"

loper

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4 years ago

"Can I pet your pussy?" "Sure!" "Get rid of the cat and move over."

ilbbaicnl

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4 years ago

Best nerd one: I wish I were your first derivative so I could be tangent to your curves.

Best Mexican one: What curves and me without brakes.

georgmicrodong

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4 years ago

"How do you feel about giving me head and swallowing my nut?"

PhredJohnson

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4 years ago

Pretty much anything from Here Come The Mummies. For example:

https://youtu.be/eB5EE42So7I

whodey

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4 years ago

A pearl necklace would look really nice on you.

loper

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4 years ago

"Ward, You were a little hard on the Beaver last night."

loganshard

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4 years ago

ya know, my hard rock is hungry to cum into your cafe

herbtcat

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4 years ago

I got this one from a girl who wants me to be her Sugar Daddy:

"Is your name google? Because you got everything I am searching for."

Cashman1234

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4 years ago

Meet me by the porta potty -you can empty your bowels - and I can fill them...

Cashman1234

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4 years ago

Possibly my favorite - Wanna fuck?

It’s subtle.

shadowcat

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4 years ago

I work harder than an ugly stripper.

Tetradon

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4 years ago

I sing this love ballad.

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1az1m…

goldmongerATL

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4 years ago

That pet your pussy one was actually on TV. Johnny Carson said it to Zsa Zsa Gabor. She had this big cat on her lap.

"Can I pet your pussy?"
"Sure"
"Move the cat"

loper

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4 years ago

Yes, goldmonger, I steal only from the best.

loper

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4 years ago

From your responses I'm pretty sure a lot of you don't know what an innuendo is, lol.

Tetradon

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4 years ago

@loper, I think we know and just don't care...

mike710

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4 years ago

Isn't "Innuendo" Italian for suppository?

48-Cowboy

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4 years ago

What is an inuendo loper?

georgmicrodong

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4 years ago

@loper: I know what an innuendo is. I just generally choose not to use them. :D

loper

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4 years ago

innuendo: "an allusive or oblique remark or hint, typically a suggestive or disparaging one."
For example, "Wanna fuck?" is not an innuendo.

loper

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4 years ago

But you knew that.

Electronman

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4 years ago

Mickey Mantle (yep the baseball Hall of Famer) quip to a woman on an elevator:

Mickey: Can I smell your pussy?

Woman: Of course not, I'm not that kind of woman.

Mickey: Ok, must be your feet that I smell.

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