Favorite sexual innuendo phrases.

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• twentyfive

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  4 years ago

  Innuendo buddy 🤣
• shadowcat

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  4 years ago

  I'm not a proctologist but I know an ass hole when I see one.
• ATACdawg

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  4 years ago

  "Do you know the difference between sex and a hamburger?"
  
  "No."
  
  "Want to do lunch?"
• loper

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  4 years ago

  "Can I pet your pussy?" "Sure!" "Get rid of the cat and move over."
• ilbbaicnl

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  4 years ago

  Best nerd one: I wish I were your first derivative so I could be tangent to your curves.
  
  Best Mexican one: What curves and me without brakes.
• georgmicrodong

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  4 years ago

  "How do you feel about giving me head and swallowing my nut?"
• PhredJohnson

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  4 years ago

  Pretty much anything from Here Come The Mummies. For example:
  
  https://youtu.be/eB5EE42So7I
• whodey

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  4 years ago

  A pearl necklace would look really nice on you.
• loper

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  4 years ago

  "Ward, You were a little hard on the Beaver last night."
• loganshard

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  4 years ago

  ya know, my hard rock is hungry to cum into your cafe
• herbtcat

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  4 years ago

  I got this one from a girl who wants me to be her Sugar Daddy:
  
  "Is your name google? Because you got everything I am searching for."
• Cashman1234

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  4 years ago

  Meet me by the porta potty -you can empty your bowels - and I can fill them...
• Cashman1234

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  4 years ago

  Possibly my favorite - Wanna fuck?
  
  It’s subtle.
• shadowcat

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  4 years ago

  I work harder than an ugly stripper.
• Tetradon

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  4 years ago

  I sing this love ballad.
  
  https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1az1m…
• goldmongerATL

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  4 years ago

  That pet your pussy one was actually on TV. Johnny Carson said it to Zsa Zsa Gabor. She had this big cat on her lap.
  
  "Can I pet your pussy?"
  "Sure"
  "Move the cat"
• loper

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  4 years ago

  Yes, goldmonger, I steal only from the best.
• loper

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  4 years ago

  From your responses I'm pretty sure a lot of you don't know what an innuendo is, lol.
• Tetradon

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  4 years ago

  @loper, I think we know and just don't care...
• mike710

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  4 years ago

  Isn't "Innuendo" Italian for suppository?
• 48-Cowboy

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  4 years ago

  What is an inuendo loper?
• georgmicrodong

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  4 years ago

  @loper: I know what an innuendo is. I just generally choose not to use them. :D
• loper

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  4 years ago

  innuendo: "an allusive or oblique remark or hint, typically a suggestive or disparaging one."
  For example, "Wanna fuck?" is not an innuendo.
• loper

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  4 years ago

  But you knew that.
• Electronman

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  4 years ago

  Mickey Mantle (yep the baseball Hall of Famer) quip to a woman on an elevator:
  
  Mickey: Can I smell your pussy?
  
  Woman: Of course not, I'm not that kind of woman.
  
  Mickey: Ok, must be your feet that I smell.