Favorite sexual innuendo phrases.

Electronman
Too much of a good thing is never enough
Sunday, December 13, 2020 9:03 AM
We could use a humorous thread. Here are two of my favorite sexual innuendo phrases, appropriate for a tee shirt or Hallmark Card. I'm no gynecologist, but I'll be happy to take a look. Abstinence makes the hard grow longer.

25 comments

Innuendo buddy 🤣
twentyfive
3 years ago
I'm not a proctologist but I know an ass hole when I see one.
shadowcat
3 years ago
"Do you know the difference between sex and a hamburger?" "No." "Want to do lunch?"
ATACdawg
3 years ago
"Can I pet your pussy?" "Sure!" "Get rid of the cat and move over."
loper
3 years ago
Best nerd one: I wish I were your first derivative so I could be tangent to your curves. Best Mexican one: What curves and me without brakes.
ilbbaicnl
3 years ago
"How do you feel about giving me head and swallowing my nut?"
georgmicrodong
3 years ago
Pretty much anything from Here Come The Mummies. For example: [view link]
PhredJohnson
3 years ago
A pearl necklace would look really nice on you.
whodey
3 years ago
"Ward, You were a little hard on the Beaver last night."
loper
3 years ago
ya know, my hard rock is hungry to cum into your cafe
loganshard
3 years ago
I got this one from a girl who wants me to be her Sugar Daddy: "Is your name google? Because you got everything I am searching for."
herbtcat
3 years ago
Meet me by the porta potty -you can empty your bowels - and I can fill them...
Cashman1234
3 years ago
Possibly my favorite - Wanna fuck? It’s subtle.
Cashman1234
3 years ago
I work harder than an ugly stripper.
shadowcat
3 years ago
I sing this love ballad. [view link]
Tetradon
3 years ago
That pet your pussy one was actually on TV. Johnny Carson said it to Zsa Zsa Gabor. She had this big cat on her lap. "Can I pet your pussy?" "Sure" "Move the cat"
goldmongerATL
3 years ago
Yes, goldmonger, I steal only from the best.
loper
3 years ago
From your responses I'm pretty sure a lot of you don't know what an innuendo is, lol.
loper
3 years ago
@loper, I think we know and just don't care...
Tetradon
3 years ago
Isn't "Innuendo" Italian for suppository?
mike710
3 years ago
What is an inuendo loper?
48-Cowboy
3 years ago
@loper: I know what an innuendo is. I just generally choose not to use them. :D
georgmicrodong
3 years ago
innuendo: "an allusive or oblique remark or hint, typically a suggestive or disparaging one." For example, "Wanna fuck?" is not an innuendo.
loper
3 years ago
But you knew that.
loper
3 years ago
Mickey Mantle (yep the baseball Hall of Famer) quip to a woman on an elevator: Mickey: Can I smell your pussy? Woman: Of course not, I'm not that kind of woman. Mickey: Ok, must be your feet that I smell.
Electronman
3 years ago
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