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Favorite sexual innuendo phrases.

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ElectronmanToo much of a good thing is never enough

We could use a humorous thread.

Here are two of my favorite sexual innuendo phrases, appropriate for a tee shirt or Hallmark Card.

I'm no gynecologist, but I'll be happy to take a look.

Abstinence makes the hard grow longer.

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twentyfive
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Innuendo buddy 🤣

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shadowcat
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I'm not a proctologist but I know an ass hole when I see one.

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ATACdawg
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"Do you know the difference between sex and a hamburger?"

"No."

"Want to do lunch?"

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loper
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"Can I pet your pussy?" "Sure!" "Get rid of the cat and move over."

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ilbbaicnl
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Best nerd one: I wish I were your first derivative so I could be tangent to your curves.

Best Mexican one: What curves and me without brakes.

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georgmicrodong
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"How do you feel about giving me head and swallowing my nut?"

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PhredJohnson
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Pretty much anything from Here Come The Mummies. For example:

youtu.be

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whodey
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A pearl necklace would look really nice on you.

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loper
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"Ward, You were a little hard on the Beaver last night."

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loganshard
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ya know, my hard rock is hungry to cum into your cafe

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herbtcat
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I got this one from a girl who wants me to be her Sugar Daddy:

"Is your name google? Because you got everything I am searching for."

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Cashman1234
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Meet me by the porta potty -you can empty your bowels - and I can fill them...

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Cashman1234
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Possibly my favorite - Wanna fuck?

It’s subtle.

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shadowcat
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I work harder than an ugly stripper.

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goldmongerATL
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That pet your pussy one was actually on TV. Johnny Carson said it to Zsa Zsa Gabor. She had this big cat on her lap.

"Can I pet your pussy?"
"Sure"
"Move the cat"

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loper
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Yes, goldmonger, I steal only from the best.

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loper
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From your responses I'm pretty sure a lot of you don't know what an innuendo is, lol.

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Tetradon
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@loper, I think we know and just don't care...

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mike710
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Isn't "Innuendo" Italian for suppository?

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48-Cowboy
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What is an inuendo loper?

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georgmicrodong
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@loper: I know what an innuendo is. I just generally choose not to use them. :D

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loper
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innuendo: "an allusive or oblique remark or hint, typically a suggestive or disparaging one."
For example, "Wanna fuck?" is not an innuendo.

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loper
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But you knew that.

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Electronman
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Mickey Mantle (yep the baseball Hall of Famer) quip to a woman on an elevator:

Mickey: Can I smell your pussy?

Woman: Of course not, I'm not that kind of woman.

Mickey: Ok, must be your feet that I smell.

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