Favorite sexual innuendo phrases.

Innuendo buddy 🤣

I'm not a proctologist but I know an ass hole when I see one.

"Do you know the difference between sex and a hamburger?"

"No."

"Want to do lunch?"

"Can I pet your pussy?" "Sure!" "Get rid of the cat and move over."

Best nerd one: I wish I were your first derivative so I could be tangent to your curves.

Best Mexican one: What curves and me without brakes.

"How do you feel about giving me head and swallowing my nut?"

Pretty much anything from Here Come The Mummies. For example:

A pearl necklace would look really nice on you.

"Ward, You were a little hard on the Beaver last night."

ya know, my hard rock is hungry to cum into your cafe

I got this one from a girl who wants me to be her Sugar Daddy:

"Is your name google? Because you got everything I am searching for."

Meet me by the porta potty -you can empty your bowels - and I can fill them...

Possibly my favorite - Wanna fuck?

It’s subtle.

I work harder than an ugly stripper.

That pet your pussy one was actually on TV. Johnny Carson said it to Zsa Zsa Gabor. She had this big cat on her lap.

"Can I pet your pussy?" "Sure" "Move the cat"

Yes, goldmonger, I steal only from the best.

From your responses I'm pretty sure a lot of you don't know what an innuendo is, lol.

Isn't "Innuendo" Italian for suppository?

What is an inuendo loper?

@loper: I know what an innuendo is. I just generally choose not to use them. :D

innuendo: "an allusive or oblique remark or hint, typically a suggestive or disparaging one." For example, "Wanna fuck?" is not an innuendo.

But you knew that.

Mickey Mantle (yep the baseball Hall of Famer) quip to a woman on an elevator:

Mickey: Can I smell your pussy?

Woman: Of course not, I'm not that kind of woman.

Mickey: Ok, must be your feet that I smell.