Did you ever Jack Off so hard that you threw your back out?
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Back Problems
Aug 13, 2018, 4:56 AM
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I've never heard of this complaint. But I did have a patient who gave himself a foot drop after masterbating too long in one position.
Back problems are no joking matter, you jackass. If you were missing 3 vertebrae like me, you would know.
But don't get the wrong idea, cretin, even in a back brace I can still kick your punk ass.
This happened to me