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6 years ago
Baller_Biggie_Playa_69
Chiapas
When you are too old and sick to go to the strip club anymore, will you...
i'll wait for my grandaughters to bring over one of there friends from college, and offer the girl some money for a lap dance.
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6 years ago
Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Anyone planning to SC July 4th
I think the real reason to go the 1st thru the 8th is b/c girls are desprate to pay the rent/car note. regardless of holiday, most people who work holidays do it for the money. A stripper should be no different.
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6 years ago
Tits510
California
Has a ROB in Tijuana ever had you beaten up?
lol, shes not gonna tell the cops you didnt pay for the pussy... She'd prolly claim rape, now if she tells the bouncer (pimp) you will get dealt with.
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6 years ago
MackTruck
God Bless Dancers
Are noses sexy?
^ damn bean I forgot about the nose ok the Anus before eating
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6 years ago
jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
What is the least likely thing that you will ever hear a stripper say?
Yes - of course I would have sex for $300, I just always ask for $500 because guys try to haggle me down so if I say $200, they'll just negotiate down to $150.
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6 years ago
jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
What is the least likely thing that you will ever hear a stripper say?
Yes, I am having sex with my 67 y/o Sugar daddy. I love going to his house, easiest money ever, guys my age are just not attractive to me.
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6 years ago
jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
What is the least likely thing that you will ever hear a stripper say?
Yeah- he only gave me all that money during the stage dances because that's how I get paid for having sex outside the club.
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6 years ago
jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
What is the least likely thing that you will ever hear a stripper say?
I'm irresponsible and I only have sex for money because it's easier than working a 9-5, sometimes I make less than I do at Burger King but atleast I didn't have to work for it.
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6 years ago
jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
What is the least likely thing that you will ever hear a stripper say?
I'm not an independent woman I actually live with my grandparents cause my parents kicked me out
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6 years ago
jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
What is the least likely thing that you will ever hear a stripper say?
I only get a ride with my friend cause she lives super close, I have a car and everything.
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6 years ago
jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
What is the least likely thing that you will ever hear a stripper say?
No my license has never been suspended.
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6 years ago
future POTUS and Senator in training
Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
July 4
Casual customers always bring drama, holidays are never good unless it's the week of Halloween
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6 years ago
future POTUS and Senator in training
Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
July 4
Casual customers always bring drama, holidays are never good unless it's the week of Halloween
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6 years ago
poledancer83
Narnia
Costs associated with dancing...
Perfect statement 25, If a girl can't get her nails done. She prolly doesn't wash her tail with summers eve.
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6 years ago
poledancer83
Narnia
Costs associated with dancing...
I tend to always talk about the girls who don't have thier nails done. That's one of my meet up spots with a girl after I compliment her at the club, I'll usually Tease her about them while getting them done. Break em down first, see if they can handle emotional/mental abuse.
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6 years ago
Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Anyone planning to SC July 4th
Lol. I prefer the ones from El Salvador that live around D.C metro area
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6 years ago
poledancer83
Narnia
Costs associated with dancing...
I would rather a girl dance and smell abundantly like perfume than smell like she just left a Zumba workout at the gym. There is a funky girl at Hustlers in Baltimore right now she always stinks
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6 years ago
MackTruck
God Bless Dancers
Are noses sexy?
You guys don't tend to like my fetishes, but I have had a girl... 1 Recieve MY load in her mouth 2 Gargle it 3 Put it back on my Dong 4 An as she was slurping it up to do a final swallow. 5 The air pulled it and it got on her chin, above her lip a little got into her nose 6 Instant erection.
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6 years ago
jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
Meet Isabelle Deltore, the max security prison guard who traded the handcuffs fo
Can't blame her, SJG prolly has the statistics for correctional officer assaults.
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6 years ago
LostinFLA
Evil Sheldon!
Placement
I'm usually looking for sex or a girl to make OTC plays with so at Naltimore Clubs like Chez Joeys, Bottoms Up, Red Room, and Jewel box I keep it all at the bar. Buy 1 beer and sit down, $9 and look at the pussies on girls I think look good enough to bang I just sit there and wait but, at Hustlers and Ritz in Baltimore I pay the house fee and I will go towards the couch and tip $1 or $2 as they get off the stage but, I'm only looking for more classier escorts you can't find at the ones on the Block. At Players Club in Baltimore or Showcase Theather in PG County I pay the house fee of $25-$30 and find the girl I want to give me a lap dance. 1 bad dance = 1 and done. There is this super thick girl at Showcase Theather and I will let her take all my money. I LDK with her, she'll get up, get it hard again and then keep going. I love it so much, so like others said, it varies.
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6 years ago
Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Another Masterpiece Review
Exactly guys, we can write better reviews! I'm glad someone else cares some of these johns are only looking for free membership.
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6 years ago
MackTruck
God Bless Dancers
Are noses sexy?
Big noses are only sexy on certain Hispanic faces
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6 years ago
LostinFLA
Evil Sheldon!
Balls
No, I like the vintage look on women or how amber rose did when she had the bush on that magazine. I don't have crabs and I like to smoosh hairs as i clap in doggie
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6 years ago
Liwet
If she walks away smiling, you spent too much.
Being in a busy strip club makes me feel like a geologist in a canyon.
lol, makes me feel like a plumber putting in cast iron at a backwater plant