Comments by Studme53 (page 4)

lol. Rap sucks

I think those photos may be photoshopped. Oscar the grouch banging Taylor Swift on top of a bunch of trash makes sense. He lives on a trash can. I don’t think Kermit would bang Arianna Grande on top of trash. They would be on a Lilly pad.

We should have targeted tariffs to compel other countries to lower their tariffs on American products. China has high tariffs on every American product that excludes U.S. from their market. Also, products produced by slave labor or are priced for sale at a loss to undermine American competition (financed by the foreign government) should have targeted tariffs. It’s not that complicated.

I have advice for the Democrats - you’re just not liberal enough. Go even harder left next time. Run that bald dude who wears lipstick and dresses and likes to steal luggage for President next time.

Ha ha Rightfield - sad but true

I have the best lawn in the neighborhood. I don’t know why, but I like taking care of my lawn. I don’t kill myself working on it - just a couple hours on Saturday mornings. Made my day when some young dad taking his kid trick or treating told me my lawn was outstanding lol.

What a pussy

You found found me! Smash!

I’m investing in Kleenex. I expect a tidal wave of liberal tears.

Ha ha Drew - you beat me to WW Jr. “Born to Fuck” and “God Told Me to Fuck You” are good introductions to his work.

When I get nostalgic I just go to Hobby Lobby and pour a tube of glitter down my pants

It’s a whole huge genre of porn, so a lot of guys are into it. I’ve enjoyed them as a kind of prelude to sex. Something I still think about 40 years later is when I was sitting at a booth at a bar directly across from my buddy’s smoking hot girlfriend. She started rubbing my bare leg (I was wearing shorts) with her barefoot under the table with her boyfriend sitting right next to her. He had no clue. I was hard as a fucking rock! When he got up to use the bathroom she put her foot on my raging bulge. Never said a word. Of course we hooked up the next day and often thereafter, and she always like to use her feet. I had never even heard of a footjob - this was way before internet porn. She was a freak but I loved it.

Not necessarily to add sugar to make gravy (spaghetti sauce with meat). Although I worked at a great authentic pizza place run by old-school Italians and they put a lot of sugar in their pizza sauce. Pizza’s ok occasionally, but it’s not good to eat too often. It’s really not good for you.

Last time I was there at night most of the were more than a little thick. Hard pass

5 Guys cheeseburger (had one last night - their fries are great too. They were crispy last night and tremendous. My compliments to the chef. Not always crispy.) Fuck -I could eat there 5 times a week. Nice Mexican staff at my local one. Italy Mad Max Fury Road - best action movie ever.

No experience with Lexy. Thanks for the heads up on Kassandra - her looks are smoking hot. There’s a picture of her on their website from their Halloween party dressed as Harley Quinn and she looks sexier than Margo Robbie. Great underboob. She also does porn so I thought she might be fun in the back, but I guess not.

Smash/Russian

Pleasant Moments always struck me as a weird and funny name for a strip club. Very understated lol.

These are perfect. I could have fun with them for days without any sleep, food or drink: https://tr.spankbang.com/6djl/video/emelie+ekstrom+blue+bikini

^I know - it could smell it in my clothes for days - and that would make me think of her and want to see her again. Smart marketing by my ATF I guess.

Yes - scent is a very strong trigger for memory. I had an ATF who I haven’t seen in 35 years, who wore patchouli oil, of all things, and whenever I smell it out in the world I think of her.

Wow! Weird. You definitely have to pay it forward for good Karma. Maybe give the $40 to someone in the store who looked like they need it. Like some mom with kids? Ha ha - a tip for a BJ doesn’t count.

Review seemed accurate to me - particularly the day time dancers who just sit at the bar or booth and don’t circulate. The place can be very good at times and also a total depressing drag at other times.

I was impressed with how hot the girls were at the Tilted Kilt in Denver when me and my buddies were there on a baseball trip. Our hot young waitress was definitely flirting with us. Unfortunately we were all so stone we could barely speak. Damn legal pot was too much for a bunch of old dudes who hadn’t been stoned in 30 years.

I don’t hang out there long enough for multiple dollar parade rounds to be an issue.