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Comments by Smalltowncpl (page 10)

  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    JackScott
    Maryland
    What is the most ridiculous backstory that you heard from a stripper?
    I love to hear the outlandish stories they like to tell. I try to sit there and act like I believe every word that they say. My local clubs are close to a college town and yes there are a lot of coeds that are just making some extra spending money. Once in awhile a story is so outlandish that I can't handle it. One particular trailer park girl made me laugh so hard that she got up and left. This poor girl had a hard time forming a complete sentence. She told me she was going to med school and I was able to keep talking with togune in cheek. I ask her what kind of doctor she wanted to be and she told me pediatrician. I busted out laughing and she just looked at me and said "What's so funny ?" I said honey.......you can't even spell pediatrician........She obviously got up and stomped away.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    georgmicrodong
    Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
    Stripper Shit
    And as far as the "cheating" comment I told her right off that my wife knew where I was and it was a rare occurrence that she was not with me.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    georgmicrodong
    Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
    Stripper Shit
    I think some of them really think we believe all that. The girl that I was talking about kept telling me that "I don't do this for everyone" . I don't think for a second that I'm the only guy she talks to. Or has handed out extras to. Her hustle is very very bad and only a true PL would fall for it.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Salty.Nutz
    Deez Nutz
    What do you guys think?
    Not long ago I made a solo run to a local club. There were only 2 girls working one didn't have any tits,and had very few teeth so I opted to chat with the other. She is a very pretty girl so honestly we just sat and talked most of the time. When she noticed my ring she ask if my wife knew or cared that I was there. I explained my situation and she went off on this rant about guys that come to the strip clubs without the wife knowing and how they are the scum of the earth . She talked about guys lying and cheating and just coming to clubs thinking they can get a cheap feel or a backroom bj,and if I was expecting that to move on because she doesn't give extras .......ever. After a couple more drinks she calmed down and offered a private. Next thing I know she gives be that bj that she "never" does and gives me her number.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    max_starr
    Cleveland, Ohio
    SB Budget
    Just to think I feel kinda bad for spending $300-$400 in the club......and that's including drinks for me and the wife.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    max_starr
    Cleveland, Ohio
    SB Budget
    This is NOT ment to be trolling but.......... How big of a PL are you to spend 1k+ on a girl that ain't yours and that ain't never gonna be yours ? It's fun to go throw around some money in a club now and then but the money you guys are talking about is ridiculous. You got it all wrong. The goal is to go in pick out a girl throw some money at a little bit and then gradually get her to do all that stuff for free not keep payin her more.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    azteca
    Washington
    VIP room
    My experience is they tell you the menu up front. Some girls are more up front others are cryptic . And like I said earlier....... some places it's a long expensive lap dance.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    azteca
    Washington
    VIP room
    It's just a long expensive lap dance
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    chairsky
    Austin, TX
    What is she doing?
    I'm guessing she was the Hostess. I have been to a couple of places that had one.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Black Dancers.....
    We went out last week and apparently it was Black girl night at our favorite club. I'll be honest while we enjoy the shape and size of most black dancers their attitude turns us away. Not to say we haven't had a few great night's while in the company of a black dancer, typically they are not for us.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Too many. Physical flaws..
    I personally think that some of the flaws make them more appealing and more real. ............ Plus the more flaws she does have usually means that she has lower self esteem therefore is probably higher mileage and extras are cheaper.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Smalltowncpl
    Illinois
    What makes a club couple friendly ?
    I have just noticed that in the local area our clubs are very light contact until a lady goes to the stage then the rules all change. I think that maybe gives the pretense that females can get away with much more. Yes in those like contact clubs a girl can make a lot more money if another girl is at the rail. And I also agree that high mileage clubs seem to be more couples friendly than others
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Smalltowncpl
    Illinois
    What makes a club couple friendly ?
    @zoey101.......is that because they were just bitches to you ? Or to handsy
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Smalltowncpl
    Illinois
    What makes a club couple friendly ?
    Oh I have been there and know their opinion on a lot of things. The way I see it is that when my wife is with me I'm more likely to be spending money than when I'm alone.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Smalltowncpl
    Illinois
    What makes a club couple friendly ?
    Oh I have been there and know their opinion on a lot of things. The way I see it is that when my wife is with me I'm more likely to be spending money than when I'm alone.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    ndnman
    You got some Indian in you? No? Would you like to?
    Strippers in the real world
    I have recognized a couple of girls over the years but one meeting kinda stands out. I was at Master Cuts in the mall getting my hair cut and the girl cutting my hair looked very familiar but I just couldn't place her. I finally ask where she worked before because she looked familiar. She got this look on her face and said she had worked in a few bars. I smiled and finally I realized she was a dancer. She was cool with it and said she has had other guys that she thought recognized her but I was the only one that ever said anything to her. After that she was my regular hair cutting girl for a long time.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Showers in the clubs ?
    I have been in more than one place where a dancer could use a little freshing up.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Smalltowncpl
    Illinois
    What makes a club couple friendly ?
    I guess I can see that. I have read that on other sites. My thought is if a girl is really into it (because you can look around and tell the ones that ain't) why they got to steer clear of us couples ?
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Smalltowncpl
    Illinois
    What makes a club couple friendly ?
    I wonder why some/most dancers are afraid of couples ? I can say that in my experience a lot of money to be made with couples. A guy is not going to tell his girl no when she wants more money for a stripper.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    kentc
    Illinois
    Rose is the best.
    Rose is anything but low mileage.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Nidan111
    Somewhere in MO.
    My 4th time here
    I have not been to the Pony in years. Last I was there in several years ago the dancers really didn't get on stage until 10 and it really didn't start hopping until midnight when the bars across the river close.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    sweetjamesjones
    I support the naked hustle
    Now open on Sundays
    I have been there twice and actually felt more welcome than I do at some of the"white" clubs.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    sweetjamesjones
    I support the naked hustle
    2nd time
    I'm not really a fan of the black clubs but this IMO is the best . Most all of the girls are very friendly,the younger less experienced dancers we're not as friendly as the more experienced ones. Lots of 2 way contact .Papi Chulo from reading your comments/reviews I'm guessing we like the same type of girls. I'm thinking you might like this place.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Smalltowncpl
    Illinois
    Probably going to take a break
    Yes most of them are.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    MackTruck
    God Bless Dancers
    Not gonna lie I came for the $5 lappers
    Best review ever.