What is the most ridiculous backstory that you heard from a stripper?
JackScott
Maryland
Whenever I meet a new dancer or I go to a new club I always ask them if they have a "day job" or if they do something else other than strip. 9 times out of 10 the story is always about money for school. So when they say that I ask, "What are you studying?" Last night she told me that she's learning the trade to become a welder. I'm not saying that women can't do that kind of work but this was so outlandish that I couldn't even dignify it with a response. Being that I work in the industry, I know a few things about the trade but I just couldn't bring myself to embarrassing her by testing her knowledge. Like if someone says, "I'm studying to be a doctor." the first thing you're going to ask is "what type?" and if they say, "Oh.. you know.. a regular doctor that does physical exams and checkups." you know it's BS. So when the stripper told me that she's learning how to be a welder, there was no indication in her vernacular or her personal appearance that indicated that she works in an industrial trade. I've met some dancers that obviously do what they say they do in the daytime hours but this stripper didn't look or talk like anything she purported herself to be.
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Also known as the I don't consider it stripping, I am a good dancer and I enjoy honing my skills as a professional dancer line.....
'I work as a waitress'
'This is my fulltime job'
'I work in medical transcript business.I work in the club only one day a week'
'I go to school studying nursing'
'I go to school studying .Currently taking photography and business courses in summer.Before I did accounting and marketing'
'I go to school to become a doctor.Cureently I am psychiatrist something like that'
'I go to school studying nursing,I work 3 nights a week in the club's
'I go to school'
'I go to school'
'I work all days except Sunday's
' I have another job,I work 2 days a week in the club'
Lies can be a safety maneuver in the club.
My best story is a dancer I met in a club while travelling on business. We ended up OTC. She told me that it was her first day at this club and she had another job. I asked her what and she told me that I would not believe her if she told me. Later, I found out that she worked for the City Police Dept.
Maybe she just doesn't want to tell someone she just met that she fucks regulars on the side.
Or that she tends to her three kids by three different baby daddies during the day and only works at night because that is when her sister, or mom, or current boyfreind, or whoever can take over.
Or that she watches soap operas, smokes pot, and eats Cheetos all day
What she does outside the club is her business. If she wants to open up and share that part of her life with me, she can bring it up on her own, without my prying.
Sure you do ;)
It's always funny when strippers say they're in medical school, and when asked where, they name a local community college. Like, no hun, that's not how med school works.
Bbybunny - I actually have pulled up my blackboard, put my finger over my name, and showed them I am taking the classes I claimed to be taking. I haven't done that in a while because it gets tiring having to prove yourself.
You can usually tell when a stripper is lying about being in school.
At the club I'm at now, there are plenty of girls with degrees or who are in school... one of them I recently found out transferred here from the same school in Chicago that a friend of mine went to. Small world. A couple of them went to the same University as me.
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i've stopped offering.
Which for me is why I find it amusing at times.
I agree with Nina most times I can tell if I'm having smoke blown at me or not. Most times I let it pass unless I feel there is an agenda with it that includes taking advantage of someone. Then I press.
I'll give you an example--the last club I went to was in Northeast Ohio....... I hadn't been there for close to a year because the one girl I liked and I was a regular client did enroll in Nursing School and cut back her times to one day a week ( I believed her) and about that time I got back together with a girl I had dated in the past .
When I was there a girl who I had never seen before ( but I had been going to this club often for a year before I stopped) told me she had been working there for three years. I'd never seen her. She then proceeds to tell me she is starting school --it's May--not a time most schools in that area are starting up new semesters. She then tells me she is moving to Chicago. When I ask why she tells me the winters are too much for her in the Cleveland area.......( because we all know Chicago winters are like winters in Miami) I about spit my drink out from trying not to laugh..........
I took her up to VIP - she got totally nude - and ground on me in reverse cowgirl position. As the dance progressed - I began fucking her - a long slow ride. It felt great - but I just kept going.
She began leaning back - kissing my neck. We were very close to each other - so we continued our chatting. Turns out she was studying Economics at a community college in Brooklyn. Since I was doing Financial Data modeling - it provided for an interesting conversation while we fucked.
I’m not sure if that’s an odd field of study - or just an odd situation to discuss a normal field of study...
Funniest things I have heard dancers say which was SS was...
"Management drug tests us, so I can't use drugs".....( I ended up with her OTC later doing lines of coke)
"I'm a clean girl..I don't give head or fuck my customers...ever...." (later that night she asked me if I wanted my dick sucked for $1,000)
One stripper I know Nicole is studying law and shared what she was studying with me....She's legit.
On of the funniest strippers I know actually recruits PL's and other dancers for OTC like a pimp....I've seen her arrange OTC dates between co-workers and customers...I've also seen her promise a PL sex and then pawn him off on another dancer...In fact, she's pretty exclusive to a couple guys...
Fucking wow that’s as funny as it gets
If the subject of her work or school comes up (and I'm interested), I'll usually add "if you don't mind me asking" to a question about job or major that could give away info she might prefer not to share.
I've heard that if you get a scuba-diving certification that an underwater welder can make serious $$$.
Another, current, one claims to be studying neuroscience. Currently doing the pre reqs. Seems to know her stuff, and her reasons for pursuing that course of study seem compelling. I told her that when I’m old and suffering from Alzheimer’s, I want her to be my doctor. :)
This week I was at a club and got dances from several girls.
First girl told me she has a masters degree and I didn't bother asking what field because I sensed she was BS'ing.
Second girl told me she's a psychologist. Not a chance, she was dumb as a rock, but she was subsequently good at burying her head in my crotch.
;)
She should just tell you to go fuck yourself.
SJG
Nanny.
"I'm bi-polar so I can't work"
US Army diesel mechanic (and she knew her shit)
UPS driver
Hostess at Six Flags
Tooth Cleaner (her words)
House Cleaner (maybe one of those topless services?)
Best for Last - kicked out of the NASA Astronaut Program because she was caught stripping in Daytona.
Do you somehow look down on the dancers who tell you such things?
SJG
Thanks,
SJG
Another wanted me to research all she would have to do to become a kindergarden teacher. Think though she decided instead to go to cosmetology school.
Some I have referred to as "The Beloved Latina Escorts", she did take some kind of a computer class and she did get outside employment, though she of course still does awesome home sessions.
Another was going to school to become a Marriage Councilor.
Another was a professional body builder and would be doing shows each weekend.
Life can be hard though, for everyone.
SJG
If the nun thing is real I say "brilliant and twisted!"
Isn't there a former teacher that did really hardcore pornos? I think the story was that got fired when a kid found her online and watched her take three or four dicks in every hole (presumably not simultaneous in a single hole, but still some hardcore stuff).
https://ageofshitlords.com/kindergarten-…
Extra brilliant part: it was a Christian kindergarten! I sure how many dicks per hole she took so I need to do some research!
I’ve got too many skeletons in my closet - from years of catholic school - and angry nuns with rulers. There’s something about a nun with a hot as fuck body - squatting over me - and emptying her bladder on me - that gets me very worked up! If she then slid my throbbing cock in her ass - it would be even better!
The one stripper I know how I'm connected to via 3 degrees of civvy separation is a nurse.
"You know honey, you really shouldn't be here dressed like a slut and sucking cocks for money. You are doing a very good job of it and I love it. But you need to be pulling yourself up by your own boot straps, and you need to be making something of yourself. You can't just be a lazy slut, you have to amount to something. And you have to learn to dress and conduct yourself in a dignified manner."
SJG
:) :) :)
SJG
Another stripper told me she was a physicist so then I asked her to provide me with the formula for acceleration and kinetic energy along with some interdisciplinary branches of physics. She didn't have a retort for that and then proceeded to leave our group after I uttered the phrase "paradigm of vapidness"