The Pony
Closed
519 State Hwy 146 McClure, IL 62957

My 4th time here

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Nidan111
Sep 16, 2018, 12:24 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

I have been to this place 4 times now. It is across the River from Cape Girardeau MO in East Cape, IL. Well lit, gated parking lot. Walk in, pay my fee ($5), get the bouncer pat down for weapons. Seems very safe to me. You walk in, there is a single, large stage with one pole to your right, a great bar straight ahead and the VIP area to the left with casino slots next to the dancers locker room. Autumn is the bar tender and now calls me her favorite bitch because I tip well. Works for me. This night, Simone Danalustrous was a featured dancer. Had never heard of her before, but she was very fun to watch and very good conversation at the bar. I bought her a shot or two.

VIP was $150 for 30 min and bottle of champagne or $300 and a stronger champagne.

Star is a small AA dancer who really works the stage pole with true talent. I tipped her about $20 for her skills on stage. Actually fun to just watch her. I have had VIP dances with her before. She is ok, but more air dance than grind. Two other dancers that I have had dances with were Brooke and Hollywood; both very beautiful, but they suffer from GPS. I also had dance with VIOLET and RED. Violet is a 5'1" white spinner with shit tons of energy. I paid for a 30 minute VIP with her and received ONE FULL HOUR of continuous grind while she drank 3/4 of the champagne. Someone obviously lost track of time to my advantage. My absolute favorite dancer is RED. She is AA. 5'4" with the BEST BODY in the club; well proportioned ass. tits, lips and smile! Does not hustle you, might drink ONE shot at most, but will sit with you at bar and give fun conversation and smiles. I bought a 1 hour VIP with her. She give lots of physical contact.

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