Not gonna lie I came for the $5 lappers

I was driving the shit truck through Arazona and I decided to stop in Tucon. I parkd the truck in the shopping center parking lot and walked in. I was feeling confudent with some cash in my pocket. I been making money and crazyjoe keeps destroying shitters at McDonald's. There was no cover before 6 pm. I sat down and ordered a beer and watched the slow ladies take the stage. One of them was my speed. I thank sue had downs syndrome like me. I took her for some lappers in the chair I sat in. She asked If i want dances in the cabanas. I said yes and she did some crazy convulsions on my lap for 2 songs. Not sure if she wanted me to bust a nut or not but it was not happening. I went back to the main room and tried again. This time I met a Mexican dancer that had a beer belly and some big floppy pancake tittys. She took me to the back by my dick. I knew this was going to be fun. She shoved me into the chair and flopped on me with those floppy tittys floppin all over my face. I got a nipple ring caught in my beard and that spiced things up. She then started to titty fuck me outside my jeans and ended up with her other nippme ring caught in my zipper. Dammit this is entertaining but I want to bust a nut hard. She finally got unstuck with her nipples. Then she pulled my dick out and stroking me hard made me have to fart. I held it as long as I could and I ended up needing tissues to clean to the mess. Good thing shitter trucks have extra toylet paper. This place is worth it for the no cover in the afternoon and the 5$ lapperz. Go try it out. It is a good break from the lot lizzards