Comments by Randle_McMurphy

SirLapdancealot - looking for purely objective and honest response here . . . for the advice which you agree is bad, do you think it's at all "biased" due to the profession of the individual giving the advice, or would a PL be equally as likely to recommend not just tipping a girl, but also buying dances from, purely for the sake of not burning bridges in the event that a different girl quits?

Fuck yea, taxi_driver. Spoken like a man who has already resolved all of his issues at group.

I've been locked up so long I can't even remember the last time I saw a decent looking piece of ass. Sigh.

". . . .there is no reason to be visiting such clubs very often. The guys who visit them all the time and use them as their regular source of sexual gratification, these are usually guys who have no other options because they are cheating on their wives. And that is always a losing proposition, not any kind of a life long term at all." SJG - your wisdom never ceases to amaze me. I wish we had many more insightful people like you at group - but we meet Tuesday nights and that's when all the cheap clubs run their 2-for-1 nightlong specials. Life just has too many complications, brother.

Jack - I'm jealous. I've been committed for so long I don't even remember what it's like to get a dance.

Janet - quit trolling my discussion. This one is about Bj99, not you. She responded to this discussion 15 times - "butthurt" comments aside, I think she enjoyed the attention. And I appreciate her wit. We'll discuss further at group next week.

"guess, all of that money you save on rent means you can afford to pay all of us strippers more!!" There seems to be this confusion that what we spend on a stripper is the same what we can ^afford^ to spend on the stripper. If she's really good, yes, she'll find the customer's equilibrium point where nothing was left on the table. But frankly, I don't think Bj99 has the first clue how to do that. Her approach is more or less "tip me a few extra dollars because I'm having a bad day but haven't done anything extra for you . . . I'll encourage all the PLs on TUSCL to do the same for their girls".

And no, Bj99 - we don't all have the luxury of living in our mom's basement.

"Its more like, been there done that with strip clubs. I have far far bigger plans, and strip clubs will play a huge role, when I expand into other metros." That's funny. Sometimes SJG carries on like he's not committed. Get 'em in while you can. Nurse Ratched says playtime on the computer is almost up.

Nurse Ratched banned our "circle therapy" a long time ago. All the voluntaries good mad and left group to spend more time with flagooner in his mom's basement where he lives. Only us committeds remain ;-(

"I think most of my advice is on how best to communicate w strippers. . . . I do suggest using money as the main transactional medium of the relationship, but only bc I think it will save you PLs in the long run." We get it already. Euphemism or no euphemism, just give them more money. It's the only communication skill we need. Nurse Ratched has been working on us with that one, and if she doesn't see improvement she says she's going to start rationing our cigarettes. When does flagooner get home from working his paper rout? I've been waiting for him to chime in on this one.

Cashman - What I'm implying is that the extra money is never conditional on the stripper having done anything special to deserve the extra money. We're simply there to solve all their problems, unconditionally, of course.

f) log into TUSCL to see what on earth people are still talking about now that the last vagina on earth belongs to SJG . . . and then engage in a very long and complicated group session.

Brilliant!

It's a simple solution. You and Bj99 need to share your feelings at group. SJG is always there, and I think he'll have the perfect solution. An in front of the group make out session is the only true way to get your feelings out there in the open. If that doesn't work, then listen Lurker_X, and try tipping $100 next time. I swear, ChubbyPL, I've been reading your posts ever since you joined TUSCL and sometimes it's as if you don't even know the way to a girl's heart. Make full eye contact, treat her like a civilian, and slide $100 into her moist panties. That's all you gotta do.

Okay, Frank, let's up the ante. Why don't you send your wife flowers, but "accidentally" address them to your CF. And then see how good a job you do of talking your way out of it. It might be good practice for sometime down the road. It will also make for an interesting conversation topic at next week's group.

Just take her to group with you. It's the ultimate sign of trust.

pretendDougster - give the guy a break. You and I can discuss this at group tomorrow with Nurse Ratchet if you suffer from an inferiority complex whenever someone asks a quantitatively intelligent question.

BTW, the weirdos at the loony bin had themselves a looksee at her pics and rated her a 6 at best.

"Tight whore pussy does little for me." Cashman1234 - there's a special ward at the facility for guys who don't like tight whore pussy. It's been vacant for the past 25 years. So we've got plenty of space for you to come on over and start joining everyone at group.

SJG and I discuss this in group all the time. We don't think it's really her pics you guys are looking at. You've all been had. And it's an indication of much deeper daddy issues than anyone here could possibly imagine. In fact, we'd like Bj99 to start joining us at group. It's just not normal for a stripper to spend all her free time online talking to the likes of us, and for free no less.

"any of her wholes" That's an mdb2203 style spelling error. This guy isn't even making it a challenge.

"~~ Mental Illness ~~ is a myth." He keeps saying that to everyone at group. He says it every day. Over and over again. If you hear it enough you'll start to believe it. Mental illness is a myth. Front room makeout session. Then don't give her any money or buy any dances.

Pretty much anything SJG has to write on this one is indeed the gold standard. We've discussed it plenty of times during group. Just make sure you find a good seat in front of all the bouncers. Grope the women as much as you can. Don't give them money or treat them like whores. They'll be lining up to leave the club with you in no time. Make sure you give the bouncer a high five as you walk out the door with the lady on your arm.