What if there were a zombie apocalypse . . .

. . . and as a result the last vagina on earth belonged to SJG's organization.

Which would you rather?

a) run naked through a forest of razor blades and then soak in a tub full of acid

b) send dick picks to all the zombies and hope one finds you attractive in a fraternal yet highly-hetero sort of way

c) fly to a faraway planet and hope you don't find the statue of liberty proceeding from the ground

Or

d) try your hardest to impregnate the girl, and then hope to god that a baby doesn't pop out any sooner than 9 months

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