What if there were a zombie apocalypse . . .
minion_to_SJG
. . . and as a result the last vagina on earth belonged to SJG's organization.
Which would you rather?
a) run naked through a forest of razor blades and then soak in a tub full of acid
b) send dick picks to all the zombies and hope one finds you attractive in a fraternal yet highly-hetero sort of way
c) fly to a faraway planet and hope you don't find the statue of liberty proceeding from the ground
Or
d) try your hardest to impregnate the girl, and then hope to god that a baby doesn't pop out any sooner than 9 months
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last commentOur organization will be loaded with extremely capable men, and they benefiting from discipline, life long education, and great work experience.
And we will also will be claiming for our own the very best of the young women.
So no, no zombies. Really by comparison, that is what the rest of population amounts to, and mostly because of culture and attitudes.
So a Statue of Liberty covered in sand, not likely, but large numbers of persons living on our properties and working in our industries, and stripper grade hotties draining all of our guys dry on a daily basis, and often done in a ritual sex format.
SJG
f) log into TUSCL to see what on earth people are still talking about now that the last vagina on earth belongs to SJG . . . and then engage in a very long and complicated group session.
there ain't even no point in slingin' coke no more if sjg has the last pussy on earth . . . i'll just get out my uzzi and go ape shit on the organization and take that pootang for myself . . . but if she's got a little sjg kid inside her then i'll give the bitch back and shoot myself instead.
I'd pick D. Become a genetic engineer and create new females just like the old ones before zombies.
Might take the rest of my life to learn genetic engineering and actually develop something.
Or E. Look online for ways to contact aliens and fly off to the planet full of females like I met in one dream. I must have seen a beer commercial before I fell asleep.
What makes you guys think my CF would even join the organization just because there was a zombie apocalypse because as far as I'm concerned she is the last vagina on earth already I wouldn't ever want another one and there is no such thing as zombies santa clause sjg or the organization so I don't see what the big deal is my CF loves me I love her there are no other vaginas and no zombies and no organizations and all of this will remain true as long as I use every penny I can find to buy dances from my CF and no one else it's like I said there are no other vaginas so this post is stupid to begin with I don't even know why I'm replying to it my CF says if I spend 2 hours with her in VIP tomorrow she will consider giving me her phone number which is the first step towards spending enough for her to consider OTC even though she's never done that but she loves me the end.
Just so you guys know, Randle, Tony, jackslash, Juice and I are meeting for happy hour at Flight Club, Detroit tomorrow at 3PM. Tony's bringing the blow, Randle's brining the Xanax, jackslash is bringing the lasagna, Juice is bringing the chackin and I'll bring a stack of $1 dollar bills.
Forgot to mention, Rech is driving us there, and he's picking up JS69 on the way.
It's an ironic hypothetical, seeing as SJG has never seen a vagina.
How about an apocalypse of Golems?
en.wikipedia.org
SJG
Ishmael you mean never saw one in real life. He did brag about how one day when he fell off his huffy bike he found an old Penthouse in a storm drain.
SJG's organization has the last pussy on earth. Walk into their clubhouse, untie her ropes walk out with her, as they cry and go back to their game of Dungeons and Dragons, and lie about how they were gonna do something.
How about what if people finally became adults, stopped trying to keep up with the Jones, trying to placate spouses, trying to win the approval of their parents, making babies to gain adult social status?
SJG
Some local news:
Golden State Killer, he could still be out there:
www.goodhousekeeping.com
Card Skimming Operation In Bay Area:
patch.com
Oliverio, supports the mental health system, drugging coerced treatment, and even applied to his own brother
www.mercurynews.com
SJG
Old Style Pulp Sci-Fi Mags
upload.wikimedia.org
Ray Bradbury
www.youtube.com
www.youtube.com
The Artist's Everything Handbook
A New Guild To Drawing and Painting
by Kate Wilson
www.amazon.com
How To Make Books
www.amazon.com
SJG
Recall Campaign Against Judge Aaron Persky
www.sanjoseinside.com
SJG
UNLV's library, 300k sq ft, maybe 3 meg books, but it has an automatic retrieval system, and these are more dense. I think just because it is newer, it must really have an awesome collection.
en.wikipedia.org
www.library.unlv.edu
SJG
This proxy works for something ( not TUSCL )
www.proxy4free.com
Its for getting around some twerps.
SJG
France I think.
www.proxy4free.com
www.proxyzan.info
SJG
Above proxy has not let me do what I want. Consider:
hide.me
www.websitevpn.com
whoer.net
nordvpn.com
hola.org
SJG
My Pentecostal Daughter Molestor's Appeals case, after some years of grandstanding, died in a fizzle, last month. He is going to be a guest of the state for quite some time. :) :) :)
But his church still runs and it is full of familial child abuse of all types.
ex-Doors, Moscow 2011
www.youtube.com
The Vietnam War Season 1 Episode 03 The River Styx (January 1964December 1965)
www.youtube.com
Two books written about the same time which seem to span the chasm between religious and occult kabbalah
Kabbalah : three thousand years of mystic tradition / Kenneth Hanson (1998)
Heavenly powers : unraveling the secret history of the Kabbalah / Neil Asher Silberman (1998)
SJG
Yardbirds, and that hot girl on the album cover
www.youtube.com
Youtube HQ, active shooter, San Bruno CA
www.youtube.com
This is that building originally made for the retail store, "Gap" HQ.
By William McDonough
en.wikipedia.org
901 Cherry Office Building
It has thick grass growing on the roof.
Matter believed resolved now:
www.geekwire.com
Seems to have been a female shooter?
SJG
YouTube Shooting
abcnews.go.com
Led Zeppelin, 1969, Danish TV
www.youtube.com
SJG
Robert T. Kiyosaki, Rich Dad Poor Dad
Well, I've finally got it in hand.
www.amazon.com
/discussion.php
So I'm opposed to self help, self improvement, and financial literacy books. All they do is promote social conformity.
The reason I want to read this, first of the Kiyosaki books, is that he looks like an interesting case study. It sounds like he doesn't think much of his college professor father. Second he runs against much conventional striver doctrine, or at least he seems to. So I want to spend a little bit of time to try and understand exactly what his perspective is. More likely than not I'll be learning to argue against the striverism which his books are still based on.
SJG
Santana - The Game Of Love ft. Michelle Branch
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Santana ft/ Steve Tyler
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x - have nots
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Robert T. Kiyosaki, Rich Dad Poor Dad, and his co-author are full of it. This financial education they are offering is jr high school level.
His father:
Ralph H. Kiyosaki, the State Superintendent of Education
law.justia.com
www.ancientfaces.com
And notice that Robert did not publish his book until 1997, meaning he never had to confront his father with his disagreements.
And look at what this 1970 lawsuit is about, its people wanting to opt out of sex education. This is one of the ignition points for the home schooling and schools privatization movement. So it is a lawsuit attacking the public schools from the Right. And this Griswold is the main anti-porn community standards case, same thing Larry C. Flynt would later face incarceration over in Ohio.
And so everyone knows that wage income gets taxed the hardest. Like I used to say back when I was a teenager, they say they tax you on your income. But really they tax you on what you spend. You cannot hide the house or the new car. But money you don't spend can somehow be shielded. Our society is rigged and very unfair.
Sure, I would like to be rich. But that does not mean that I am going to morguate my life in order to become so.
Kiyosaki and co-author are parent pleasers, Republicans. Because Robert takes issue with his father, the upwards mobility eithic is broadened a bit. Ralph earned a PhD and pursued a professional career. Robert made money by selling velcro closure suffer wallets. But Robert and his co-author still believe that someone who is not making it rich is not a worthwhile human being.
The financial education is bullshit. The values they promote are just a repackaging of the oldest form of American social conformity.
SJG
By the time we need this, this post will be gone, so register now and save the link:
testosteronelifeboat.freeforums.net
Another place news will be posted:
sites.google.com
Neoliberalism
www.youtube.com
Mike Oldfield 'Tubular Bells' Live at the BBC 1973 (high quality / remastered)
www.youtube.com
Original
www.youtube.com
Interesting looking book:
Business model generation : a handbook for visionaries, game changers, and challengers / written by Alexander Osterwalder and Yves Pigneur ; design, Alan Smith ; editor and contributing co-author, Tim Clark ; production, Patrick van der Pijl ; co-created by an amazing crowd of 470 practitioners from 45 countries. (2010 and widely available)
www.amazon.com
I likely first read of this in Polly Whittaker's Book
SJG
TJ Escorts
www.mexicolindobar.com
Meet them F2F, do TLN
www.mexicolindobar.com
Good escort friendly TJ hotels, just outside of the Zona. Rates tend to be better, and certainly quieter and more laid back.
www.mexicolindobar.com
You can look these up, their web sites, and Street View.
Swinger Clubs crossing over the line:
www.swingersboard.com
Paris
www.parisianist.com
Crazy Horse
www.parisianist.com
Moulin Rouge
www.parisianist.com
Some Local News
Rent Control
www.latimes.com
Church Planting Movement, San Jose Evangelical Population Double San Francisco's ( this is why there are so many unsolvable political problems, its like having a city full of heroin addicts )
thev3movement.org
Qualcomm Layoffs
www.bizjournals.com
Considering New Housing Fees, $30k for new construction
www.sanjoseinside.com
Crazy House Prices
www.bizjournals.com
How BART’s extension into San Jose will transform the South Bay
www.mercurynews.com
What I find more interesting are all the ways that real estate profiteers are trying to use local gov't so they can enrich themselves via BART's extension.
SJG
Danish Inventor Killed Swedish Journalist In His Submarine
www.yahoo.com
Former Sacramento Cop Had Been Serial Killer
www.usnews.com
SJG
Most and least inclusive cities in the nation
www.colorlines.com
SJG
Peachtree Software, Peachtree Ln, Atlanta, GA
Peachtext 5000
I used this back in 1983, it was actually a Word Processor, Spell Checker, Spread Sheet, and Data Base. It run under MS-DOS, but this included machines which were not IBM-PC compatible.
My machine ran DOS, and also CPM-86 and CPM-80. Dual microprocessors.
What remains of Peachtree Software today seems to pertain to accounting, and be in Metaire LA.
SJG
'You raped women, Bill Cosby': How a bit in Hannibal Buress's standup led to the takedown of an icon
www.yahoo.com
Led Zeppelin, Danish TV 1969
www.youtube.com
www.parisianist.com
photobucket.com
photobucket.com
photobucket.com
www.nytimes.com
STRINGS!
In a used book store they have the series
You can click on "look inside".
www.amazon.com
Tuning C G D A
all written in bass clef
they start you off on open string notes for the two highest strings.
They show two connected eight notes and say that between them the bow should stop and reverse.
They show four connected sixteenth notes and say just to blow slowly and continuously.
:) :) :)
SJG
I've listened to Lynn Harrell twice live
Yuja Wang & Lynn Harrell: Rachmaninov Sonata for Cello & Piano in G minor
www.youtube.com
TO LOVE SOMEBODY by Janis Joplin
www.youtube.com
Chicago Old Days
www.youtube.com
www.musicnotes.com
www.songsterr.com
www.yourchords.com
Well, based on what I have, I would say this is in the key of C. Most rock songs with that much drum pounding are. But it is also that the only major triads are F, C, and G.
Not clear that this really ends on the tonic note, but its certainly a thematic progression.
C major scale, mostly, and in all the minor triads, and melody revolving around C.
SJG
The Costs of Inequality: Joseph Stiglitz, native of Gary Indiana, seeing things get worse each year, starting from 1980.
www.youtube.com
Crises of Capitalism, David Harvey
www.youtube.com
Wendy Brown: How Neoliberalism Threatens Democracy
www.youtube.com
I cannot stand this Karen Huckabee Sanders. We should set up an anti-Trump news show, and make Stormy Daniels into out main news reader.
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This is the same set of TJ photos, but these should be expandable
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SJG
Steve Jobs' Most Inspiring Speech
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SJG
Guerilla Furniture Design: How to Build Lean, Modern Furniture with Salvaged Materials
www.amazon.com
SJG
Library Software:
www.capterra.com
Online Library Support:
www.libraryworld.com
Automatic Retrieval Systems:
CSU Sonoma, 3 stories high 750,000 item capacity
library.sonoma.edu
made by HK Systems of Salt Lake City, Utah
en.wikipedia.org
USING such systems for warehousing
www.supplychainmarket.com
HK Systems
www.bloomberg.com
www.packworld.com
finally, their corporate site
www.hksystems.com
but it does not work
Glassdoor
www.glassdoor.com
Bought by Dematic
www.inddist.com
Dematic, corporate site
www.dematic.com
okay finally, their document and collection management products
www.dematic.com
Document & Collections Management Supply Chain Trends
•University collections continue to grow despite increasing digital collections
•Library and archive spaces require accommodation for more patrons and students and less for the collection
•Patrons desire quick access to collections
•Collections require a specially conditioned environment in order to best preserve them
•Software capabilities are allowing better access to digital collections as well as abstracts
Economic Drivers
•Not feasible to manage large collections in an open stack form
•Costs to manage volumes are increasing
•Funding for construction projects is difficult to obtain, necessitating the need to build enough for the future
•Offsite collection management cannot get volumes to demanding patrons fast enough
•Use of print media continues to decrease
Automated Library System Solutions
The Dematic Automated Library System (ALS) utilizes an automated storage and retrieval machine, and a special integrated software control system to provide fully automated high density collection management. To preserve library collections, the ALS can operate in a controlled environment that has the proper humidity, temperature and is free of dust and other contaminates.
Large installation
www.ala.org
library.csun.edu
cost $2 Meg, 40' high ( about 4 stories ) 8,000 sq ft at floor
13k steel bins
1.7 million item capacity
By my estimates then that is about a 5 x increase over standard shelving.
THis kind of equipment is widely used in all sorts of other industries.
U Chicago
www.lib.uchicago.edu
UNLV, known to be 300k sqft, with ARS, total capacity is 1.2 meg bound volumes
www.library.unlv.edu
So they talk about $1 meg costs for each 10k sq ft of floor space., So by my estimates that would be about space for 100k of books in standard shelving, max legal ADA compliant density. Or, especially muti story going for to ceiling, space for 500k books via ARS, Huge ARS costs $2 Meg.
I think even acadamic libraries do not have as many books as they might.
Say 100k sq ft of mostly study tables, cost $10 Meg. Then say 100k sq ft of ARS, costs $10 Meg plus $2meg, holds 5 million books.
SJG
The world we live in already is a zombie apocalyse. Most people are running around asleep.
SJG
Arnold Schönberg: Pélleas und Melisande op.5 (1903)
www.youtube.com
Support Single Moms
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Making hydrogen from the sun?
www.technologyreview.com
But need to store it without compression or liquication, to be energy advantageous. People are working on this.
SJG
Talked about this book some before. BHO was saying that if I read it, I would see there is no gender pay gap.
www.amazon.com
I believe that I read much of it many years ago. Discussed it here before.
Spent some hours with it yesterday. I see his point. Looking at it his way, yes there is no gendered pay gap. Its because women and men are rarely doing the same work. And when they are, you could argue that women are getting preference.
Places I have worked, very few positions were not gendered, always decided before, if not written down, if it would be a man or a woman.
And, women do things differently. I would never take a job where I was being expected to do things they ways which women usually do. That would amount to just selling my time, selling myself.
But no, and I am sure I do not agree with BHO and his Libertarianism / Social Darwinism. There are huge unfairnesses and injustices in the work place and in corporate America. It is unfair to everyone, as our whole society is, and it is extremely wasteful too.
But no, you can't evaluate it just by comparing typical wages between men and women.
I went thru this when married. My wife had no ability to understand the difference between a career and a job. And this was only one of the reasons she was never any kind of a support to me. I built a career, but she just saw it all as a job, and something done out of moral obligation.
Try as I did, I was never able to enlighten her and make her into a partner.
There were some women I worked with who were not this way, but even then it was marginal.
The Order I am building will do what can be done to redress this, working from all angles.
SJG
A zombie apacolypse would not happen because raw meat doesn't thrive when it's sitting out all day... If zombies were out walking around they would be re-dead by the end of the day.
THinking more about this book and about Warren Farrell. He is right that men are their own worst enemies, well sort of. His message makes sense if you see social conformity as you life's objective. Otherwise what he says is not important.
SJG
^^
Glad you enjoyed the book. I think ultimately men and women are making very different choices in their lives that lead to different outcomes. Generally speaking, women's choices lead to more free time, more time spent with family, more safety and security, and more happiness, but less money. Men's choices lead to the exact opposite. But among those women who make what might be called "men's choices," they seem to be earning more than their male counterparts. This is a fatal flaw in the gender pay-gap argument.
Even if you think it's "not important" LOL
I agree with everything you have just posted. But I also think our world and our country is still profoundly wasteful of people's talents and abilities. We should be working to change this. I also agree, as Warren Farrell is saying too, that the gender pay-gap is missing something.
I support Social Democracy. Warren Farrell is still writing a book which is for yuppies.
SJG
Warren Farrell has written with John Grey, Mars and Venus. That right there tells you that he isn't worth much.
I do agree though with Farrell that men are their own worst enemies. But hey, you only live once, so why not do long hard and dangerous jobs, if you want to.
For myself it is mixed.
One thing though, I would never do any kind of work where I was supposed to do it the way a woman would. My ex could never understand the difference between a career and a job.
SJG
"... But I also think our world and our country is still profoundly wasteful of people's talents and abilities. We should be working to change this.... I support Social Democracy."
People are far from perfect. Systems are always at least somewhat wasteful, there's no way around that. Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing was ever made. It would be equally flawed whether 300 million free people were making decisions for themselves, or if a few thousand bureaucrats in Washington were managing our lives for us instead. People are not perfect. But of course, this hasn't stopped all the utopian thinkers throughout history from believing that somehow they can impose perfection. Best of luck with that. When your revolution happens, I hope at least one of the left-wing chicks I've slept with will vouch for me... but I doubt it ;)
But what is crooked is the bourgeoisie and its economic system capitalism. Most people who work for corporations are being asked to check their brains at the door and sell themselves out until they become worms instead of men. Call that freedom if you want, but it is horrid. The choice is not DC bureaucrats versus individualism. The two both work together to dehumanize. Things only change for muggles when there is political consciousness.
The Order I am building is not the general society, and so it will be very different.
SJG
I would not ever want to work in an environment where I am expected to work the way a woman would.
Men want to do things differently, really, insist on doing more.
But looking at my own experience and following Susan Faludi and her book "Stiffed, societies betrayal of the American Male", men are being force to do female like jobs. Maybe ornamental, cosmetic, may be just selling their time. Women see the paycheck as liberatory, but men see it as being sold out.
Decades ago I worked in a place which had some very good women doing computer programming. Often titled as Software Engineers.
Less of that today.
I for one would never want to be classified as computer programmer, or be majoring in school in anything like that.
Computer programming is a universal skill, like literacy. You either have developed it, or you are not doing much except fluff. But it is not a professional specialty.
Today the women are gone because feminism has opened doors to things more glamorous, like Law.
SJG
CONSTRUCTION COSTS?
We have people here who have construction industry experience. This is for heavy duty public access gov't buildings. Like City Hall, Community Centers, Schools, Libraries, and Community Colleges, they are saying $1000 per square foot.
This sounds high, but it seems to match what has been made recently. Design and construction included in that.
We have high energy efficiency and environmental standards, soil testing standards, high water tables, and very high earthquake standards.
Costs sound right, sound like what you see?
SJG
Anyone have experience with automatic materials handing and storage systems, ARS?
www.dematic.com
www.dematic.com
SJG
Support Single Moms
images10.newegg.com
Arnold Schönberg: Pélleas und Melisande op.5 (1903)
www.youtube.com
Systems Engineering Simplified CRC Press (2015)
www.amazon.com
Systems Engineering, Dahai Liu, also CRC Press
www.amazon.com
CORE 9, Vitech
www.vitechcorp.com
en.wikipedia.org
Vienna, Virginia
Fairfax County
en.wikipedia.org
8 miles West of DC, looks highly intelligence community related.
SJG
Talked here about Warren Farrell, guy I still don't really go along with.
A guy I have found to be more radical, Herb Goldberg
www.amazon.com
and then for example, this:
www.amazon.com
SJG
At least I'd be covered under my Homeowners Insurance policy, but they don't cover my A/C unit that just went out on me.
@SJG you have no clue as to construction costs try accessing RS Means cost estimators, CCs for public works here in the USA will generally be under $350.00 Per square foot
^^^^^ Have any links to support that?
Here local government is using $1000 per square foot. I posted it, as I also find it high, but I also see that things are costing that much and more.
SJG
^I gave you the name they are on the internet just google Construction cost estimators you’ll find them, I can’t provide you with my link as it is not public but the calculators are all pretty close I’ve never seen anything approaching those numbers you are talking about unless it’s a high rise in a war zone or some other anomaly.
en.wikipedia.org
epublications.marquette.edu
www.enr.com
www.documents.dgs.ca.gov
edsource.org
Some serious money:
"
•Between 2017-18 and 2021-22, the California Community Colleges estimates that it will need to spend $20.1 billion in building costs in part to make room for an additional 145,000 students expected to enroll during that period.
•The California State University anticipates $12.5 billion in capital costs for “facilities improvements and capital improvements” over the same period.
•The University of California reports needing roughly $14.6 billion between 2015-16 and 2021-22 to update its buildings, in part to make space for 10,000 additional undergraduates.
"
$47 billion dollars
www.enr.com
shows costs rising, but still unclear
www.architectmagazine.com
Construction Cost Report
assets.rlb.com
talking like max $500 per sq ft.
NY expensive
nypost.com
says its due to pension costs, but does not say what the actual construction costs are.
San Jose Public Works
www.sanjoseca.gov
www.sanjoseca.gov
California Building Officials
www.calbo.org
Tallest Building's In California
en.wikipedia.org
Tallest Buildings In San Jose
en.wikipedia.org
San Jose City Hall, finished 2005, 22 stories, 550,000 sq ft. Cost around $1 Billion, so this cost around $2000 per square foot.
en.wikipedia.org
Otherwise finding it hard to find real cost estimates.
The 88, 22 stories, 286', tallest building in San Jose
www.emporis.com
Building costs
$114,533,800
www.88sanjose.com
So not really getting the numbers that I want. But San Jose City Hall (2005) cost close to $2000 /sqft., $1 Billion dollars.
Currently local officials using $1000 /sq foot for modest scale public buildings.
SJG
New Mayor of San Francisco, London Breed, and she sounds fantastic!
www.nytimes.com
en.wikipedia.org
www.londonformayor.com
www.latimes.com
Victory Speech
www.huffingtonpost.com
about her
www.fastcompany.com
www.kqed.org
www.politico.com
Here, some actual sex worker advocacy
www.thebaycitybeacon.com
SJG
Don't really go along with this guy, but he is entertaining:
en.wikipedia.org
jameswild.org
www.stuartwilde.com
His Mystic Trader company was in Taos NM. Not sure if it still exits
www.hayhouse.com
his youtubes
www.youtube.com
his amazon page
www.amazon.com
like this, 1995
Whispering winds of change : perceptions of a new world / Stuart Wilde.
SJG
I'll have this book about the opera Carmen in hand soon.
Georges Bizet : his life and work / Winton Dean. (1965)
Carmen, full opera
www.youtube.com
Okay, this Indiana University version is playing now. It is from their 2015-2016 season.
music.indiana.edu
Better way to get to it:
Part 1
media.dlib.indiana.edu
Part 2
media.dlib.indiana.edu
And here, program with some commentary:
music.indiana.edu
So lets see how some of this sounds when played fixed pitch, i.e. organ:
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Hal Ashby
www.theringer.com
en.wikipedia.org
Obama Delivers Stinging Rebuke, Standing Up To Bullies, not following them.
www.yahoo.com
Roe v. Wade in Danger: Released Docs Reveal Kavanaugh Thinks Abortion Decision Is Not “Settled Law”
www.democracynow.org
As 400+ Children Remain Separated From Parents, Trump Admin Wants to Detain Kids Indefinitely
www.democracynow.org
Mason, 1971
www.youtube.com
Hypercapitalism : the modern economy, its values, and how to change them / Larry Gonick, Timothy Kasser. (2018, graphic novel)
www.amazon.com
E), because a zombie apocalypse is scientifically impossible. Raw meat doesn't thrive in the sun. Or the cold, for that matter. Also, how many human rabies outbreaks have there been in the last decade or so here in the US? Lol.
Not possible. Better question, please.
You remember Night of the Living Dead, right?
SJG