5 Golden Tickets . . . .
Wednesday, February 7, 2018 5:28 PM
. . . win a chance to sleep with one of the 5 whores left in America who has never had Rick Dugan's penis enter any of her wholes.
These tickets are in short supply. There are 5, count 'em 5 tickets scattered across the grocery store shelves of America and they can only be found inside specially marked cans of SPAM. Pull one of the 5 golden tickets and you and the guest of your choice will win an all expense paid trip to the commune where SJG lived before being committed to the loony bin. All of your meals will be covered. The outhouse will be cleaned prior to your arrival. And on the final day of the trip you and your guest will get to take turns with one of the 5 whores left in America who has never had Rick Dugan's penis enter any of her wholes. These girls are still so tight, it's a miracle!
So please check your specially marked cans of SPAM. That's SPAM - it's the dinner food of balding middle aged men who spend all of their money on whores.
consolation prize - go out for a beer with flagooner, taxi driver will be the designated driver.
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