Comments by orionsmith

In a strip club, that's what my lap is for if I'm interested in her.

expensive dancer drinks lack of hot dancers too many rules not fun like I remember years ago result Rarely visit strip clubs this year.

I don’t know. Maybe she didn’t see the last few. What do you think? 1000 more texts?

I splurged and tipped my Hooters waitress $4 above the normal tip. She appreciated it and thanked me. I rarely ever got a thanks in a strip club for an extra $4

I’ve enjoyed my recent strip club visits so much that I’ve only been once or twice this year. Maybe 3 if I forgot one time. I once used to visit clubs every weekend. It hasn’t been like it used to be. That was when I lived an hour away from the closestclub. Now I live 35 minutes away and rarely visit.

I was wondering how they all survived and what they ate. I did read the oldest had some experience in the jungle. This is an amazing story. Heard about it tonight.

Of course someone from out of town might intrepet that like "Don't stay at the hotel where 3 people were recently killed " when I'm saying all is typically peaceful whenever I visit. I seem to live near dangerous areas but unfortunately parking lot violence seems to be increasing. What seems like a small town peaceful city with a few bad apples may appear to others as a very violent town in South Carolina. I discovered this at the same club when I told a dancer where I was from. Didn't realize some places may have a reputation even if you thought it's not that bad. Except when looking at FBI violent crime stats after moving. It was listed as safer than 1% of U S cities .

Whenever I visit one particular club I might mention parking lot appeared safe no shooting since last summer.

I haven't gone up to a dancer and asked for dances in years so getting harder to remember. For me I usually sit and watch and dancers approach me if I looked at her. If someone doesn't no big deal either. Clubs aren't crowded when I visit. Me just showing up is like selling a house 2 years ago. I did have a quiet evening my last visit only getting approached by 2or 3 dancers but I tipped no one on stage and did not recognize a single dancer. I left after an hour or 2. That's ok. Probably turned off my urge to visit strip clubs at least2 or 3 months. Getting more enjoyment watching Twin Peaks girls than visiting strip clubs but now getting hard to get a seat at TP or Hooters unless early in day.

I'm actually hoping that was not paranormal but I don't hear very many accounts of people experiencing time distortions and super strength but I guess adrenaline can do that if you fear for your life.

If I was attacked guess I would find out if I still go crazy berserk in response. Last time I was attacked I was ganged up on as a young kid by other kids. 3 of them ended up in the hospital. Fortunately I didn't kill anyone. I vaguely remember they made me super angry physically striking me then it was like I let a demon possess me and time slowed down but I wasn't. If that was demon possession hopefully no one ever tests me again. I do not want time in jail nor deal with the court system. Decades ago police were never called with kids fights and self defense not an issue. Now I heard police arrest everyone.

I saw a couple youtube videos discussing something on the topic but never actually saw this in person. I once knew someone who knew one place. Never had a desire to visit.

You mean like I felt safe since it has been 9 months since there was a shooting in the parking lot but I didn't see anything?

It can be nice to visit when you get more attention from dancers of your choice. If a later time is packed and guys are making it rain and you don’t care for that, an earlier more laid back time might be better. If you don’t want to tip much but just want to watch lots of dancers, a very busy time might be better, unless dancers recognize you and seek you out. I would say the less of a regular you are, the less chance you have. I haven’t seen one bartender at Hooters in at least 2 or 3 months and she remembers me and what I usually order. Sometimes people remember you for what seems to be forever, I remember one dancer told me I was unforgettable. I took that as a compliment. If you know certain dancers are working at certain times, might be a good time to visit. If one or two or more dancers tell you they are visiting when you are there, they are either your favorites or you are a regular or both. That was a long time ago.

I don’t try to compete with others. If someone wants to make it rain, I’m not going to compete. If a dancer goes out of her way towards me, I will tip her a little. I don’t visit strip clubs to tip dancers just for talking to me. I don’t try to charge them for my time and I have a degree while they don’t. It appears bad manners at best imo asking for a tip just for talking. I’m not one who visits clubs just to talk though. If that’s all you do in a club, feel free to pay dancers for taking up all their time. I will buy dances or tell a dancer I’m not interested. Dancers seem to have no trouble identifying someone who buys dances. Makes me less interested if dancers are sneaky about prices or try to change prices.

I stopped getting ashes on my forehead many years ago when I found out Ash Wedsnesrsy was not one of the required days to attend days. Now I believe many non Catholics like to get ashes on that dsy. They go to work and all around with ashes on their head. Everyone is welcome to do as they please. Today’s church service I heard today was about temptation. I believe it. I was thinking about giving up buying pizza huying this buying that etc for lent. Then I went to the grocery store hungry 2 days later. I bought all the normal stuff. I did give up eating at Twin Peaks tonight. But I ate at Hooters. NowI might be tempted to eat at Twin Peaks on aless busy day. Devil is tempting me. Too many traffic out tonight. Thought there might be a recession some time ago. Still waiting on that.

I’m not in a planned hibernation but my last visit to a strip club back in December made me not as interested in the hobby. Money is not an issue. Although if I had millions to waste as disposable income, I might be tempted to spend a tiny amount. Although some dancers charging me more than I expect would still makeme not want to visit. December seems like yesterday to me.

Never mind my post above. No one would ever dare to do a surprise attack on the US with a low tech thing like a balloon with EMP weapons or box cutters on airplanes.

The Chinese can spend a few million on hundreds or thousands of balloons with the ability to carry nuclear missiles and US satellites are apparently only set up to detect missile launches, not balloons floating over. It’s not a threat until an attack happens. A few EMP detonations via harmless weather balloons and the US population will be n the dark for months. Welcome to a mad max world. China’s probably secret way of saying if we go to war over Taiwan, they may not play nice. Plus a prediction that 90% of the US population will die if the power is out for a whole year. Of course the current administration doesn’t want the thought that we can’t defend ourselves from this kind of threat to be taken seriously. We need to have backups and get ready to bring the US grid back quickly to adequately prepare for war. That is if we can’t detect and stop potential EMP attacks by balloon. A few balloons and a surprise EMP attack, what are we going to do? Nuke China in response? They could do a surprise attack, then quickly attack Taiwan.

I was thinking clothes were still on so not slipping in. Although I got surprised one time by a porn star feature when part of me slipped inside her mouth but I still had shorts on. You could say she had a devious smile on her face. I didn’t know I was going to be part of her show. Long time ago.

It’s not my thing either to go all the way in a club. I’d rather meet a girl in private and go all the way away from a club rather than try to get off in a club.

It may depend on how pissed off she gets you versus how well she pleases you and how you feel about the mix. If she starts pleasing you on a regular basis without ripping you off, anything is possible. Some dancers got some kind of voodoo sex magic they seem to be able to work on you or parts of your body. Most dancers do not but some do. I prefer not to ever be ripped off. With greedy dancers, chances increase.

Sounds like a good lap dance. I remember one dancer found a way to slide her pussy over me during a lapdance. That felt pretty good. She got her feet up off the floor to get in the right position so I haven’t been in a club for several years where I’ve seen dancers doing lap dances like that. Same dancer I mentioned was open to meeting me outside but misinterpreted my talk as wanting to date her instead of pay for play and she had multiple kids so didn’t want to go there.

If I could use a time machine like driving a car, yes strip clubs were more exciting in the past. I knew a club where I could get away with a lot more and the girls encouraged it. The clubs were a lot more smokier. I don’t smoke but probably inhaled a lot of second hand smoke in some clubs. Trying to remember land line phone numbers was a crap shot while drinking and not writing it down on a napkin but most clubs had napkins and a pen. I don’t have any dancers trying to see me outside the club like several years ago. That’s probably because I’m older and not visiting small clubs.

Not sure if legal but an example. Club tracks tip out per month per dancer or per week of $200 per week for 4 weeks, example $6000 for the year. Dancer claims other expenses plus tip out business expense, etc for total annual expenses of $7k. Dancer could report gain higher than expenses and pay little extra in taxes. I have no idea what is legal or not or can be claimed. I was just thinking if both clubs and dancers keep more after taxes, there will be better run clubs with more dancers, more better looking dancers, and a.better club experience for customers.