Assjobs, are they possible ITC
LDKing is one thing, but have any of you ever received an Assjob ITC?If so, how the heck was it initiated? This is a goal of mine. Would love to hotdog a phat ass with jiggly cheeks. Lol.
Thanks in advance
Got something to say?
Start your own discussion
36 comments
1) I'd ask.
But, you know, there's a chance.
Because anal sex without those preparatory steps can be a literal hot mess. So, ITC this could turn into the shortest route to getting banned from the club, if you're lucky.
This is one of the many reasons why it's extremely rare to find a dancer willing to do this ITC. OTC... somewhat different story.
Assjobs are an act where the girl puts the man’s cock in between her Asscheeks, and she then essentially jacks off the slong with those cheeks! 😂 That’s what I am talking about. Lol
And I would know. LOL!
Of course, once I felt how good it was, I didn’t mind!
These days, communication is a big deal and it’s probably wise to discuss beforehand, especially for the younger guys.
If anyone is wondering what a Assjob actually is, here, you can use these videos as references. 😂
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?v…
https://www.xvideos.com/video34287169/ve…
I hope this helps! Lol. There are better examples, but you all will get the just.
He didn't like the way he was being reared.
Do you know why he came back?
He couldn't leave his brothers behind.
By “assjob” I assume you mean:
1) your dick is out *and* bare (no-condom)
2) she’s also bare (so it’s bare-ass on bare-dick)
Of course anything goes in clubs w/ extras if one goes to VIP – but I assume you are asking about getting an assjob during a regular dance?
Assjobs during a regular dance, if they can be had, IME have happened at high-mileage dive-clubs (or the old Follies ATL) – but it’s a risky-move.
The best-way is probably to ask although I tend to be a “in the moment PL” and I prefer to “take the initiative” and let-my-actions (and the dancer’s actions) “do the talking” – depending on the club and the dancer; I have just taken it out and let her proceed as she wishes – often times they’ll just tell me to put it back-in (or the dancer will put it back-in) and the dance just continues – my perv M.O.:
+ first depends on the club
+ then depends on the dancer and her dance-mileage
+ then I’ll wait till at least half-way thru the 2nd-song
+ I will wait for a chance where her back is to me and she’s not on me to take-out-the salami (I usually wear athletic-shorts or sweatpants both w/ an elastic-waistband) – once the missile is out, I’ll cover-it w/ my shirt – she’ll then be grinding on my shirt w/o being able to tell my junk is out underneath it – a few seconds later after she’s grinding on my shirt w/ my bare-cock underneath my shirt, I’ll pull-up/adjust my shirt up a bit to where she’s then grinding on my bare-dick and I let her take it from there – sometimes it’s a hit, and often times it’s not (and when it's not a hit most times she’ll just tell me to put it back-in-my-pants/shorts or she’ll put it back in my shorts/pants).
Again this is obviously a risky move that I only do once-in-a-while in a club I’m familiar w/ and I know its M.O. and these are usually VHM/UHM dives – but as was posted previously; asking may be the safest way to go about it (it’s just that IME I’ve been able to get away w/ more by being “proactive” vs asking).
There is always the risk that a dancer may want to fuck-you-over and tell a bouncer but I’ve never had this issue (again this is not something I necessarily do regularly and the worst that has happened is she asks me to put i back in or she’ll put it back in, my pants) – if a dancer did sic the bouncer on me then my back-up plan is:
1) I’ll plead-innocent and claim she was grinding on me hard to where my pants slipped-down unbeknownst to me (since I wear stuff w/ elastic-waistbands “for comfort”)
2) or – I’ll claim she took out my junk and then afterwards asked me for an obscene amount of money and I wouldn’t give it to her (or something like that)
Buy I’ve never had the issue of where a dancer sic’d a bouncer-on-me and most times they’ll just tell me to put it back-in.
https://youtu.be/rnCiC6uSUIY?t=1787
Anything with your dick out is a big ask. Don't be fooled by what you read here. Some of these guys are in places where a dead body could get laid ITC if it had a dollar in its hand.
You'll want to wear one of those "pouch" underwears; it will look like a boxer brief but with extra space for the penis and balls to have its own compartment.
You'll also NEED to wear comfortable sweat pants, that can be slipped down to (and up from) the hips swiftly. It'd be best if the sweats have pockets that zip up.
You'll want to leave home by wearing a ribbed condom, that's been inverted and filled with a little bit of a thick lube of your choice. After pouring the desired amount of lube into the condom, pinch the tip and press the lube towards the opening. Insert.
Lastly and most importantly, to keep the lubed condom from slipping off, you'll want to wrap a grocery store quality hair tie in the following manner; (1) around the base of the shaft, over the opening of the condom and (2) secure the remaining extra length of the hair tie around your balls. Wrapping it up like this will prevent the condom from slipping off after assjobs.
You'll probably want to have a spare condom in the wallet so you can do a second assjob before leaving the club.
Once you arrive:
Find the dancers of choice. I've been doing this for 2 decades now, and have found BBL enhanced dancers and "slim thick" dancers to be the most apt for assjobs/ ldks.
Negotiate the dances and tips. Give clear instructions that your expectation is that they'll grind their ass against your cock once you've slid your waistband down to your hips. IME, seasoned dancers appreciate the forthcoming honesty and the ones who are willing to perform always appreciate the consideration for cleanliness.
Go to the most secluded vip or private area afterwards, pull the sweats down to your hips (not so far down that you can't discreetly pull them back up after your dancer stands up from your lap without making too much noise or effort) and hold them there.
The pouch underwear is the only thing saving you from an embarrassing stain so be sure to tuck yourself away into the pouch before you go to the bathroom.
Ask whatever questions you have, I'll check in a few hours and reply to as many as I can.