Assjobs, are they possible ITC

Well, it's not something I'd ask of a dancer I just met. But, if it's a dancer that you've known for a while and you have a sense that she might be willing, then here's a step-by-step on how I'd approach the topic...

1) I'd ask.

That's actually the same process I'd follow for a dancer I don't know well, but knowing that my chances of success drop from 0.01% to 0.0000000001%.

But, you know, there's a chance.

A side note... the anal sex you see in porn leaves out the several steps the actress goes through (sometimes starting the day before) to be really clean up there.

Because anal sex without those preparatory steps can be a literal hot mess. So, ITC this could turn into the shortest route to getting banned from the club, if you're lucky.

This is one of the many reasons why it's extremely rare to find a dancer willing to do this ITC. OTC... somewhat different story.

@Call I’m speaking of Assjobs not anal sex! 😂 😂 I kinda get the analogy, but then again I kinda don’t.

Assjobs are an act where the girl puts the man’s cock in between her Asscheeks, and she then essentially jacks off the slong with those cheeks! 😂 That’s what I am talking about. Lol

Sorry. I'm pre-coffee and read that incorrectly.

@Call It’s all good, my man.

Isn't some one's tagline here "adventures of assjobman"? Ask him.

Sounds like a good lap dance. I remember one dancer found a way to slide her pussy over me during a lapdance. That felt pretty good. She got her feet up off the floor to get in the right position so I haven’t been in a club for several years where I’ve seen dancers doing lap dances like that. Same dancer I mentioned was open to meeting me outside but misinterpreted my talk as wanting to date her instead of pay for play and she had multiple kids so didn’t want to go there.

It's not my thing, but I don't see why a girl who'd be willing to have sex wouldn't be okay with it. I'd assume in most cases she'd want you to wear a condom though. There may be some level of trust required that might lower the odds, I mean if she's gonna be terrified that you're gonna try to stick it in her ass with every stroke it might cause her to pass.

^^^ Actually, you're more likely to slip into her pussy than her azz during an assjob.

And I would know. LOL!

It’s not my thing either to go all the way in a club. I’d rather meet a girl in private and go all the way away from a club rather than try to get off in a club.

Regardless of my misinterpretation, I still feel like "Just ask." is valid advice.

I was thinking clothes were still on so not slipping in. Although I got surprised one time by a porn star feature when part of me slipped inside her mouth but I still had shorts on. You could say she had a devious smile on her face. I didn’t know I was going to be part of her show. Long time ago.

It's not that tough to di. It's basically a dick out lapdance if she's facing away. Some dancers will even lube it up a bit if they're wet enough. Thongs are easy to shift. The decision you've got to make then is whether or not you'll let her on if she decides she wants it.

All things are possible (1) in the right club (2) with the right dancer. But the overwhelmingly most important factor is (2). A couple of days ago I was in a semi-private VIP room (and not even very semi, with wide open doors and big windows looking out into the main club), in my local “clean,” 7-Up air dance club, getting a blow job from an outrageously cute, innocent looking, 22-year old dancer. It’s an interesting experience getting head while watching girls dance on the main stage. Where there’s a will there’s a way. And like CMI said, the only way to know if she is willing is to ask.

You mean her rubbing her ass on your dick? That's common at strip clubs and regular clubs alike

I get this all the time. One of the benefits of getting chj's in vip is that dancers are more comfortable lap dancing on an out-of-pants yet covered-by-condom dick. This leads to pussy grinding, tit fucking, and assjobs (new to me word) upon my exposed yet latex covered dick. I ask if I can touch the (covered) dick to her pussy before doing so, and maybe 75% of the time they say yes. I suspect that the fact that I ask before touching boobs and ass in the LDA sets up the impression that I'm not just going to stick it in, and they can risk getting close without fear of me taking advantage of the situation. I LOVE assjobs. Good clean fun!

Back in my prime days in the clubs I hit, dancers would actually initiate the assjob by pulling my dick out and going to town (which is how I even got introduced to the concept). None of them asked or gave indication they were gonna do that!

Of course, once I felt how good it was, I didn’t mind!

These days, communication is a big deal and it’s probably wise to discuss beforehand, especially for the younger guys.

Hey, fellow tusclers,

If anyone is wondering what a Assjob actually is, here, you can use these videos as references. 😂

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?v…

https://www.xvideos.com/video34287169/ve…

I hope this helps! Lol. There are better examples, but you all will get the just.

Do you know why the Greek left Home?

He didn't like the way he was being reared.

Do you know why he came back?

He couldn't leave his brothers behind.

There’s no “full-proof” method for this IMO.

By “assjob” I assume you mean:

1) your dick is out *and* bare (no-condom)

2) she’s also bare (so it’s bare-ass on bare-dick)


Of course anything goes in clubs w/ extras if one goes to VIP – but I assume you are asking about getting an assjob during a regular dance?

Assjobs during a regular dance, if they can be had, IME have happened at high-mileage dive-clubs (or the old Follies ATL) – but it’s a risky-move.

The best-way is probably to ask although I tend to be a “in the moment PL” and I prefer to “take the initiative” and let-my-actions (and the dancer’s actions) “do the talking” – depending on the club and the dancer; I have just taken it out and let her proceed as she wishes – often times they’ll just tell me to put it back-in (or the dancer will put it back-in) and the dance just continues – my perv M.O.:

+ first depends on the club

+ then depends on the dancer and her dance-mileage

+ then I’ll wait till at least half-way thru the 2nd-song

+ I will wait for a chance where her back is to me and she’s not on me to take-out-the salami (I usually wear athletic-shorts or sweatpants both w/ an elastic-waistband) – once the missile is out, I’ll cover-it w/ my shirt – she’ll then be grinding on my shirt w/o being able to tell my junk is out underneath it – a few seconds later after she’s grinding on my shirt w/ my bare-cock underneath my shirt, I’ll pull-up/adjust my shirt up a bit to where she’s then grinding on my bare-dick and I let her take it from there – sometimes it’s a hit, and often times it’s not (and when it's not a hit most times she’ll just tell me to put it back-in-my-pants/shorts or she’ll put it back in my shorts/pants).

Again this is obviously a risky move that I only do once-in-a-while in a club I’m familiar w/ and I know its M.O. and these are usually VHM/UHM dives – but as was posted previously; asking may be the safest way to go about it (it’s just that IME I’ve been able to get away w/ more by being “proactive” vs asking).

There is always the risk that a dancer may want to fuck-you-over and tell a bouncer but I’ve never had this issue (again this is not something I necessarily do regularly and the worst that has happened is she asks me to put i back in or she’ll put it back in, my pants) – if a dancer did sic the bouncer on me then my back-up plan is:

1) I’ll plead-innocent and claim she was grinding on me hard to where my pants slipped-down unbeknownst to me (since I wear stuff w/ elastic-waistbands “for comfort”)

2) or – I’ll claim she took out my junk and then afterwards asked me for an obscene amount of money and I wouldn’t give it to her (or something like that)

Buy I’ve never had the issue of where a dancer sic’d a bouncer-on-me and most times they’ll just tell me to put it back-in.

Luckily misteroange pointed this thread out to me. before my days of ordering the full menu at other places assjob was my mod operandi. explanation of how the pros do it may be found in a link ive posted in this forum at least 5 times lol

https://youtu.be/rnCiC6uSUIY?t=1787

Never even thought to ask for something like this myself. Didn't know it was a thing till reading this post. Most dances are an assjob then just with pants on you and underwear on her. I figure an assjob then is even easier for the girl than a hand job. I would just be like can I pull it out and you pull your underwear down and I'll give you an extra 20 if I wanted this lol I don't see why this is a big ask.

The term “ass job” is new to me, but just last week in the 3/100 area at Cheetah Hallandale, I had a nude dancer straddling me, and rubbing her wet pussy back and forth along the top of my exposed dick. One slight change in trajectory and we would have had full BB penetration. Not sure what to call this but it was effective.

^ that’s a version of the stripper slide, usually done with dick pointing downward when wearing shorts with the dick outside and the dancers wet clit sliding up and down the shaft so as to not get any in her when the guy explodes.

"I don't see why this is a big ask"

Anything with your dick out is a big ask. Don't be fooled by what you read here. Some of these guys are in places where a dead body could get laid ITC if it had a dollar in its hand.

^true

iknowbetter... also known as a camel slide!

Correct term is "Camel toe slide".

It's also called Italian. It's a somewhat common menu option in some of the Canadian MPs where FS/BJ are prohibited. I don't recall I ever did this in a strip club, though I'm sure it could be fun if other extras options are not possible for whatever reason.

I can answer this.
You'll want to wear one of those "pouch" underwears; it will look like a boxer brief but with extra space for the penis and balls to have its own compartment.
You'll also NEED to wear comfortable sweat pants, that can be slipped down to (and up from) the hips swiftly. It'd be best if the sweats have pockets that zip up.

You'll want to leave home by wearing a ribbed condom, that's been inverted and filled with a little bit of a thick lube of your choice. After pouring the desired amount of lube into the condom, pinch the tip and press the lube towards the opening. Insert.
Lastly and most importantly, to keep the lubed condom from slipping off, you'll want to wrap a grocery store quality hair tie in the following manner; (1) around the base of the shaft, over the opening of the condom and (2) secure the remaining extra length of the hair tie around your balls. Wrapping it up like this will prevent the condom from slipping off after assjobs.
You'll probably want to have a spare condom in the wallet so you can do a second assjob before leaving the club.

Once you arrive:
Find the dancers of choice. I've been doing this for 2 decades now, and have found BBL enhanced dancers and "slim thick" dancers to be the most apt for assjobs/ ldks.
Negotiate the dances and tips. Give clear instructions that your expectation is that they'll grind their ass against your cock once you've slid your waistband down to your hips. IME, seasoned dancers appreciate the forthcoming honesty and the ones who are willing to perform always appreciate the consideration for cleanliness.

Go to the most secluded vip or private area afterwards, pull the sweats down to your hips (not so far down that you can't discreetly pull them back up after your dancer stands up from your lap without making too much noise or effort) and hold them there.

The pouch underwear is the only thing saving you from an embarrassing stain so be sure to tuck yourself away into the pouch before you go to the bathroom.


Ask whatever questions you have, I'll check in a few hours and reply to as many as I can.

Now that's commitment to the cause.

What do you say to the wife when she goes "what the fuck is all that?!?"

I had this done like 4 times in my life. My friends and i call it an Italian job. I've only done it with my dick out against panties. The only way it works for me if is if my dick is against my stomach (easier) or leg (more difficult) for friction. I don't know about you other guys, but when I'm that hard, I don't have much if any flexibility. I'd rather LDK.

Jdo lol

I’m going to wait for the “Italian Job for dummies” edition to come out. That sounds Way too complicated