Comments by realDougster

Mr. Caca and Mr. Gorged mini=penis. Sex with pregnancy woman is not allowed in my country. Does this not mean injure the head of the child with the piston effect of penis? Sven dreams of coming to America to get to know a wonderful sex worker Bj99 to impregnate her like husband.. USA # 1. Sorry for my bad words, I use Goggle translation. Sven

Will the baby try to grease the doctor? Feed twenties to the nurses?

The doctors and family will be puzzled when the baby is born wearing a miniature 3-piece white polyester suit.

Congratulations.

“9. TUSCL member most people would want to spend an evening in a club with: twentyfive“ Only if you enjoy being bullied

“Google's search isn't very reliable” Especially when all your posts are on the same topic

“ I am in perfect health for a 45 year old man” Right. I’ve heard you don’t look a day over 70

As long as you broadcast live on the web or post the video to a porn site you should be fine. Also there’s recording keeping requirements - name and proof of age of performers, health records, payments and releases, etc

Now I’m seeing double postings in threads. Anybody else having this issue?

Tom Brady is a thug that needs to be locked up for threatening Stormy

I can’t see my reviews either

Right. That’s what Fox News is for

“His other members are either stuffed animals or action figures” There was the one member that was in a coma

^^Melania doesn’t do it for me, maybe it’s the plastic surgery. I like a woman’s face to actually move

“ if you are into big booty, ghetto, black chicks with a lot of sass you will find plenty of dancers to fit the bill there“ Papi Chulo’s making his travel plans now

"Sorry if I sound like an A-hole" Don't worry about it, you always come across that way

^Right. All you SOB's do is complain, complain, complain... And stop complaining about the quality of reviews if you don't want to read and vote on them you lazy bums

How about honorable mention for Presidential side-pieces: JFK's Marilyn Monroe has to be ranked #1. Where would Stormy et al. rank?

Right. I like when you go to the airport for an early morning flight and the airport bar is open. Nothing like a couple drinks to get you relaxed for a cross country flight.

“influenced by images of this Tom Brady” Poor SJG has no clue who Tom Brady is. Sad

Right. Nothing caps off a great SA date like a gunfight with her pimp

It’s five o’clock somewhere

^No, definitely Tom Brady https://mobile.twitter.com/mviser/status/986268128995938304

I heard Mamisan has a bunch of phones that fell out of customers’ pants that she’ll sell to you cheap

Okay, where do I claim my $100k?