Dont get how so many of you LDK so quickly and easily. I got 7 dances once and still have to finish myself at home. I get super hard, like really hard, but need a LOT to actually get off all the way.
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Cant LDK
Apr 18, 2018, 9:24 PM
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And get your head in the right place. And quit beating it four times a day.
Try it with a female stripper next time. You might have better results.
Imagine how pathetic LDK dudes are when they actually fuck a real live woman. They train themselves, out of cheapness, to cum as quick as possible, which is loved by no women other than hookers.
It could be due to many issues. It’s entirely possible it’s a mental hang up about releasing in your pants?
You being a troll might have a lot to do with it.
I went commando, I guess the mechanics of dancing are still new and strange to me, pressing down on me like that. Sometimes they adjust it up so its pointing up and against my stomachs but then it hurts when they grind on it, am I doing it wrong?
Lol
Aren't hookers real live women
I will take your hysteria as confirmation I am right lap dance fan. Guys who masturbate and LDK are minute men in bed, despite what they post here. It's ok though because you're right, I cannot LDK. Unlike LDK fans I need to be able to last long so I do the opposite type of training. Tom Brady trains to be fit and strong. That's me. Michael Moore trains to be obese and slovenly. That's ......... By the way Michael Moore is also proud of his CONTROL.
Tom Brady is a thug that needs to be locked up for threatening Stormy
Ski-bum just stick to what you know. You've already said you can't LDK so just leave it at that. For those of us who can, it isn't about being a minute man or a premature ejaculator or whatever. It's simply what we find as appealing in our minds. That's all sex is when you think about it. It's why a 2 song handjob by a beautiful woman is enough to get a dude off, and why a 2 song grind can get another man off.
Specifically speaking for myself you couldn't be further from the truth about being a 2 minute man. Even when it comes to LDKs, I prefer the VIP because I like to enjoy the full 30 minutes of groping and grinding before I cum. Others have stated they like to cum fast for cost issues or whatever, that's their choice. But to assume that they can't last past two songs if they wanted to is quite foolish.
Maybe skibum isn't aware dudes have some control of when they jizz? I'm not sure why he would believe that, unless he can't control his dick and he pisses at random or something.
Getting you nitwits to get hysterical makes fishing in a 10 gallon aquarium seem like sport. Poor snowflakes cannot withstand criticism. If making an assumption makes one foolish, what does an hysterical over reaction to an assumption made by someone you neither know or care about make that person? I cannot stand the idea of tears so I won't post it...... So anyone who cannot blow a load LDK style cannot have an opinion? Lol how immature. IO notice all y'all discuss professional sports and none play; discuss how to run a website and don't run one; talk endlessly about how you'd make strip clubs better and don't own one, chat politics, but aren't politicians and on and on.
As debate topics go, this pretty hilarious.
Skibum, you're the one calling dudes minute men, and I dunno what the rest of that nonsense was.
Who exactly is the one that's hysterical?
Don't try to learn to LDK. Learn the opposite, to have better real sex with real women.
SJG
Ski-bum where are you getting that I'm hysterical? I posted a response to you that had no personal insults or put downs, just a stated opinion. I'm not clear on how my response comes off as hysterical to you. Your response on the other hand is calling me a nitwit, a snowflake, and a hysterical person who can't stand criticism.
Ski-bum posted "So anyone who cannot blow a load LDK style cannot have an opinion? ". Of course you're free to your opinion. But you didn't post an opinion, you posted "Guys who masturbate and LDK are minute men in bed, despite what they post here.". That doesn't come across as an opinion IMO. Another weird thing about that statement....do you know that over 95% of men maturbate? So your statement basically reads that 95% of men are minute men. Sounds absurd, right?
Anyhow, I responded to you because I thought you were capable of having a decent discussion of oposing viewpoints about LDKing. Unfortunately I was only met with immediate insults and put downs.
Goddamit man I already tried talking about this - gotta go the commando route