Comments by wiffle shwaffle (page 34)

Bitches gotta please their pimps, too. Financially and sexually. Plus, pimps need to know how their bitches perform n shit. (I have no idea what I'm talking about. Just stereotyping.) Daddy, I'll get customers for you. :*

Yesterday, while getting ready in the locker room, one of the girls was telling a story about working at a Chinese restaurant and said "you know all Chinese people are Buddha." I wanted to throw shit at her, but just heavily sighed.

Daddy, can I just give you BBBJCIM to get started? I don't don't extras, but may as well start somewhere, sometime. Plus, I spent all of my hard earned twerking money on blow and bailing friends out of jail and whatever other stripper stereotypes there are. I actually have never tried coke.)

Maho, I was telling the OP to chill. His paranoia is seeping through. Why else would he have posted that on a SC forum other than him assuming it was related to Flight Club and being nosey. flagooner, omg! Giggity.

Sometimes a dancer who wasn't wearing any will still get it on you. STAGE. Some dumb bitch was wearing glitter and then your girl of choice didn't see the patch of glitter on stage and plopped roght down on it not knowing. Hallmark of an unprofessional entertainer - maybe. But it just takes one wearing glitter for it to spread throughout the club.

Daddy Tricks and Mamisan have been nice changes to how I perceive thos forum. I enjoy their comments and posts, though I never reply.

There was a serious accident in that area last night according to Click On Detroit. Not everything including law enforcement is strip club related, dude. And they would never clos a road or divert trafric for anything strip club related. Chill.

Huntsman kind of inspired me to post myself via a pm yesterday. I don't know how long it'll stay up though (double entendre).

Nina has done Detroit proud. Reprezent!

I think we should do both before and after selfies. And no, I don't smoke weed. Nina, message me when you're working. I'll be there Fri-Sun this weekend. Plus, there are Tigers games each day (I still think you should just come back to my club).

If the management isn't doing anything about girls up charging, notify corporate. I guarantee those girls who are up charging will be suspended, fined, or fired immediately. The managers will be reprimanded as well. The advertised price is $20/couch dance. You are not required to pay more than $20/song and every song is counted by a bouncer. If you go back with the hottest dancer, and even if she tells you she charges $40/song, you can still give her $20/song as advertised. This was a huge problem at the Vu I work at and management stepped in and threatened to fire girls who were up charging.

Yeah, I asked her about you and how you were doing and she said she didn't want to bring up anything relating to you at all. So I respected that and showed her around and whatnot, but she never came back after Friday night.

Well, because I am a Belgian Waffle, Nina's going to be eating me in any selfie. ;)

I actually forgot!!! Lmfao, it's been like a year now, too. Your old sidekick was at Legends on Friday, but didn't return. Message me your schedule on Facebook and let's get together!

I'm just sitting and eating Five Guys at Greektown catching up on this whilst feeling bad I've had Nicole blocked. Well, Nina, time for us to get together and post a selfie I guess. Nina and I know each other IRL and have worked together at both Bouzouki and Legends. Also, Nicole and Nice Spice are both adorable as fuck.

^^^also that. Very accurate.

Sanitation. And long as fuck fingernails that can hurt.

Albeit, taking a bachelorette, bachelor, or birthday person for dances does happen. But most of the time it's one or two dances and paid for by someone in the party. Those groups basically go to clubs just to say they went to a strip club.

Bachelorette/bachelor parties, birthday parties, drug deal (snorting coke in vip), foot fetish/sucking of feet, cuddling just to hold someone, and back massages... All happen in vip. VIP is not just about dances or getting your dick played with, dude. Open your eyes.

Actually, Deja Vu takes out 40% for freelance girls. For scheduled girls, Deja Vu's tip out rates go down. Their lowest rate is only $5, but it's dependent on how many days the girl agrees to work. That's just their base rent (tip out) and doesn't include the amount taken from Dances or private VIP rooms. The tip out at Legends is $65 for scheduled girls during night shift. It goes up every half hour after stage review. If a girl is freelancing, there's an additional $50 freelance fee tacked on to that rate. Coliseum, Penthouse, and Flight Club: their tip-out rates begin at around $100-$120 from what I have heard. I worked at Flight Club a few years ago and I remember I had to pay $120 tip out. A friend of mine works at Coliseum and said her tip out starts at $120 also (if on time for review, etc). All of those tip-out rates include what many of the clubs around here call a "room fee" or "rent". If a dancer doesn't do any answers though, they don't have to pay that fee and would only pay the DJ and House Mom at that point. Clubs get away with charging tip out to the dancers do to a clause in most of the contracts which loosely defines tip out as rent (as in a dancer is renting that space to run her business as an independent contractor).

You're more likely to find a sober, non coked-out dancer who is more willing to negotiate and whatnot during the week.

I will say that I highly enjoy the frequent feature entertainer shows though! Meeting Kendra Lust was awesome and she has been my favorite feature to meet and see perform since I started at Deja Vu Ypsi!

I enjoy meeting fellow forum posters! I won't be back at Vu until EMU and U of M Fall semesters have begun. There's still no alcohol, but most of us smuggle in some and leave it in the locker room. I guarantee many of the dancers are either buzzed or just drunk. I allow touching because why the fuck not touch what you are paying to see up close? (Does not apply to vagina - club rules.) I used to post on TwoSheds very frequently under my stage name, so if you're familiar with that site, then you know who I am as I use the same stage name from that site at both clubs I work at.

Yeah... I wrote a review about Deja Vu Ypsilanti and never posted it because I realized I'd written a complete bitchfest about how I can barely stand the other dancers and much I internally laugh at them. Hardly anything I'd written was usable for a conducive and practical review. The immaturity and inexperience of the girls I work with makes me wonder how the fuck they could ever last at Legends. And yes, many have expressed interest in working there after learning the club had to ban extras. I was not very welcome my first two weeks there because I was still working in Detroit and didn't have the "anti-Detroit" mindset many at Vu had. Not ALL Detroit entertainers are extras providers, but a few Vu girls argued with me that yes, all Detroit dancers are. I argued back asking if they wanted me to bring all of my friends from Legends out to dance with me - providers and "clean" dancers. I didn't let them get to me and ignored them. I feel they realized I wasn't going anywhere and eased off me. Now that Legends is extras free, many of the Vu girls have asked for my agent's info and expressed desire to work there. This is also considering I witnessed TWO of them cry on busy weekend nights! one cried because a gentleman slapped her ass when she was on the satellite stage. Another cried because somebody had grabbed one of her butt cheeks and shook it while walking behind her. It's really hard for me to suppress laughing at some of the shit I see and hear when I work there.

I worked coat check at the Criket down the street from FC and the rule there was: no solod plain colored t shirts, no ratty looking shoes, no tank top/wife beater shit, and no tops with a full zipper. Track jackets with a half zipper were okay. Also, no sweat pants or sweat shirts. No biking shorts/pants. Just dress normal. Jeans, nice shoes, and and a short sleeved polo or button down. No hoodie - regardless of the stupid price or how nice it is.