Reviews by Muddy

Binghamton, NY. Friday night. On way to Syracuse. Around like 8ish. Seems like an alright area to me. Plenty of parking, club is on a strip mall. Walk in, to the bar, a guy...

Clifton Park, NY. Right by Saratoga Raceway with all the horse racing stuff. I'm told around summer time is big for this club. Just either way came from Nite Moves, after midnight here still...

Latham, NY. Friday night, just came from Shenanigans. Plenty of parking. I gotta admit place looks pretty dinky from the outside but inside is much better. Walk in, guy at the front sitting behing...

Albany, NY. Friday night. Central ave seems like a decent area. Plenty of parking in the lot. Got here around 930pm and I was the only customer and dancers just started filing out. So...

Schenectady, NY. Friday night. Just came from Red Envelope down the road. Plenty of parking walk up. I believe cover was $15, $10 military. Pat down by a dude at the front. Walk in,...

Wynantskill, NY. Friday night after midnight. Right outside of Troy. This one is kind of out the boonies, the parking lot is surrounded by the woods. Plenty of parking, dirt lot. Club is just...

Smyrna, DE. Delaware. Home of George Thoroughgood. I wanted to dedicate this visit as a nod to him so I came in on a motorcycle, sunglasses, bandana, leather jacket, cowboy boots, I'm just a...

Columbia, PA. Very dense area in downtown Columbia, PA, row houses and such but not a rough area at least as far as I can tell, those coming from Philly and Baltimore might think...

Not for nothing I have no idea what club this is. Did I go to NV or Temptations? I went to one of them, supposed to be next to each other whatever one I...

Hampton, NJ. Saturday night. This kinda far out there in Jersey, although I wouldn't say in it's in the middle a nowhere but it's pretty far from the city. Right on rte 31, plenty...

Bridgeton, NJ. Saturday night after midnight. Way down in south jersey. Almost out in the boonies. The only thing next to, behind, across the street from this club is the sticks. Walk in, two...

Fairless Hills, PA. Saturday night around 10. Wanted to check this spot out, never made it before it closed. Good location, a lot of stuff here on Lincoln Highway. Plenty of parking all around....

Port Richey, FL. Wednesday night just after midnight. Right up on Rte 19. Parking I found a spot but lot was pretty full. Walk in, to a pat down by a big black guy....

Port Richey, FL. Wednesday night, just came from Bare Assests. A little off 19 seemingly out of the way a little bit. Parking is a tight lot but I found a spot. Walk in,...

Holiday, FL. If we took a holiday, took some time to celebrate. Just one day out of life. It would be, it would be so fine. Wednesday night kicking off a Pasco strip club...

Plant City, FL. Between Orlando and Tampa. Right off I-4. Around 830 or so. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in, cover $10, free military to a girl at the door. No pat...

Melbourne, FL. Not the Australia one. Tuesday night. This another space coast club but off the coast. I tell you what I’m a fan of this area in strip clubs. Not extras place all...

Stuart, FL. Came from Bodytalk just up the road, and got in here after midnight. Strip club in a strip mall, plenty of parking. Walk in, go to the bar, and pay the cover...

Port St. Lucie. Tuesday night. This is where the Mets have spring training, maybe this is where they spend all of Steve Cohen's money. Main throughfare on highway 1. Plenty of parking. Walk in,...

Savvanah, GA. After midnight. Only option open on this night. Complete industrial area along the river. Plenty of parking. Walk in, guy wasn't at the front, then he comes back in. Cover is $10,...

Hilton Head, SC. Tuesday night. Big golf community, pretty safe area. I know Mark Messier lives here and Michael Jordan used to live here in the offseason. Plenty of parking, walk in. Very hot,...

West Columbia, SC. Tuesday night. Around 8. Only club in town. Area seemed alright, car dealerships around here. I like me some Bernie's fried chicken outta columbia. Parking lot was pretty full but it...

Mine Hill Township, NJ. Friday night around 9. Perfectly safe seeming suburban area on Rte 46. Drive in, a few cars in the parking lot. Parking no issue. Walk in through the door on...

Matawan, NJ. Friday night. Just came from Ragtime. This place was closed for a while during Covid. It's back up and running. In a suburban kind of area, seems fine to me. As I...