Bare Assets Melbourne

This will be a short review. Not much to talk about. I entered about 9:00. No entry fee. Sat at the bar and ordered a $7 beer.…

I really enjoyed myself. I went randomly on a mid-week night after moving to Melbourne, and the girls were attentive. there was one I…

I thought I had put a review in of Bare Assets but apparently not so here does from my visit at the beginning of February. It is a small club, I think $8…

Location Stopped by for an hour around 6PM on a Sunday. The club is conveniently located a mile east of I95 in Melbourne, on the north side of the road. It’s a small…

It was cool chill spot only thing was they make you buy two drinks even if your buying dances and after they make you…

I found myself here at happy hour when the weather cancelled my other plans. There was no cover just before 5pm. Everyone was hanging out at the bar.…

Not super impressed

I found myself in West Melbourne about 10 PM in mid April with $$$ designated for T&A. Cover was $10 beer was $6.50. Parking lot was full but, the club had…

Melbourne, FL. Not the Australia one. Tuesday night. This another space coast club but off the coast. I tell you what I’m a fan of this area in strip clubs. Not extras…

Went to the club after the Renaissance festival. I got there about 8:00 p.m. and stayed till around 10:30. The club from outside looks pretty small. It feels larger on the inside…

Convenient place a fraction of a mile from 95 on 192. There were 3 dancers there when I arrived but maybe a couple more somewhere close. As you walk in, bar is on…

Stopped in on a Tuesday night around 11:30, the smoke was the worst probably the worst I can ever remember being inside of any…

I arrived around 11:30pm-midnight. The club was packed full with standing room only. I've never seen a strip club so packed. I got some dances from a Cuban short chick who was…

I'm seldom in Melbourne and hadn't been here in a long time. Music was weird eclectic. Clientele was mostly middle aged white. I didn't see alot of black customers or dancers and…

I only had a short period of time on my way to Jacksonville, so as much as I would have liked to visit the Cocoa Beach clubs, I did not have the…

Was hit by the smell of smoke as soon as I walked into this club. I couldn't stay long because I didn't want me clothes to stink of smoke when I got…

Last day in the area before heading home to CA and had an hour to spare, so after some TUSL recon, decided to pay BA a visit. Arrived around 3:00 to no…

On Tuesday, May 17th I arrived at B.A. at 7:00pm paying an $8 cover and going to the bar ordering a beer for $5.50. Physical Description- Neighborhood - Club Employees: Absolutely no…

Out of my weeknight visits to the clubs in the Melbourne-Cocoa Beach area, Bare Assets was the only one with any promise. I arrived around 11pm to a fairly crowded club. It was…

I arrived at Bare Assets at 5:30pm, Thursday, March 17,2022. This was my fourth visit, my last visit being December 20, 2021. Physical Description of the Club: The club layout is…

Pretty good Place, took time out of my work to visit don’t really remember when I got there just to have a good time…

Have to go late at night. Girls are hit or miss during the week but very hot and plentiful on the weekend.…

Me and a buddy stopped to check the place out. New to the area. The layout is nice aside from the lap dance room…

I had some free time one afternoon so I stopped at BA. it was pretty busy for a weekday. Probably a dozen guys and…

I had some free time one afternoon so I stopped at BA. it was pretty busy for a weekday. Probably a dozen guys and…

Visited last night. Visited Florida for a week and wanted to go get some nightlife. Compared to other clubs I’ve been to, strippers weren’t…

I arrived at B.A. at 6:30pm on Saturday, December 18, 2021. Parking was easy as I got a spot in front of the entrance. I’ve described this club in previous reviews but…

Arrived at B.A. at 6:30 yesterday evening. Plenty of nearby parking. Upon entering the club I felt very comfortable as there were gentlemen customers around my age (seniors). Took…

I arrived at Bare Assets at 6:45pm, Saturday, October 16, 2021. Upon entering there were about 8 customers, 3 dancers, and a female bartender who was cute. After sitting at a table…

My trip to Bare Assets was unlike any strip club I've ever been to - before or after, both good and bad. The club is pretty standard fare for the traveler. Easily…

I am so livid!!!! This is a brutally Honest post about working at this club!!!! I just had one of the dj’s pocket my house fee. I have been working as a…

When in the Cape Canaveral area, I sometimes visit Bare Assets (BA) at night. BA is located right off exit 192 of I-95. There is no fee to park and a food…

Not a terrible club by any means. The staff is generally very friendly and nice but it could definitely be better in many ways. I’ve been to this club about a dozen…

They know how to party. Girls are not pushy at all. The owner is great! There is no private area, but they have a…

Stopped in durnig the afternoon. Only two dancers, about seven customers. There were no dancers on stage for quite some time. Just a bunch of guys staring at a stage.…

Been to this club a few times. It's a decent place that's close by. They have a couple of really good looking girls. Kasey, kimmi, & jade have the look I'm after.…

Visited January 26 and my favorite dancer Skyler invited me back for Sunday evening- which I obliged. the place is nice enough, not like the top dollar clubs in Atlanta....but safe...self…

The drinks where the only thing that were goid the bartender were cool and the girl at the front door was really nice and it was for my 25th g day i…

I have been to this club twice and enjoyed my first visit was much more fun than the second. Bare assets seems to have a lot of features and that can be…

Stopped in at about 4:00 on a Tuesday afternoon. It’s not the best strip club I have ever been in, but I would definitely recommend it if you are in the area.…

This is a rather small facility, but it is well maintained and in a very safe area. The girls are locals and it is fun to learn about their real lives outside…

It is a wonderful place if you are looking a great place for the one man party. Pretty friendly and nice girls to A small town hospitality feel, this has a small…

I arrived at the club around 10:15 PM. The club is very easy to find -- a very short distance east of the I-95 on the north side of the road.…

So, I was called in again by my friend to take him to one of the clubs which he thought would be good to visit. He is not in much and…

Been here a few times, mostly during the day. Drinks are reasonably priced and strong so there is value there. Bartender is cute and always nice. As far as dancers on day…

So .. after a night of drinking I decided a try. Before I got in the door, there were two police officers asking for the owner. Before I went in I…

Been here a few times and I always hope there will be better dancers but usually only one or two girls that are hot. The rest are often average to below average…

This club is decent for the area, not as good as you'd find in cocoa but worth the visit. Dancer quality was average for a week night. There were a few locals…

I had been to BA years ago. I was never a regular as I preferred the clubs in the cocoa area, but I came here on occasion. Not much has…

Well ,being in Melbourne makes it a bit difficult to have a nude clubs and this place is fine. I was there and enjoyed as much as I cold with the topless…

I came here on a Thursday evening just around 8 PM. I wasnt interested in spending a lot of money and this was the perfect place to hang out and watch some…

The place isn't all that nice and kinda of small. Theres a small stage with three poles but only one dancer is on the stage. The looks of women range from maybes…

When in the area and can not make it to IR due to schedule, have used BA as the springboard. Its not purfect but as long as you dont have too…

This club when you first see from the street can be deceiving. Contrary to what you may be thinking it's definitely with stopping in for a visit. Almost always you'll have a…

I had not visited Bare Assets (BA) for a few years, and realized why I did not want to visit them soon after I walked in. You are better off…

Got here a bit after 1:00 pm on the Monday after Christmas and was not expecting much. There were 5 dancers hanging around when I arrived along with the bouncer, DJ and…

If you are reading this: STAY AWAY FROM THIS SHIT HOLE I was there recently...the worst experience EVER...One of girls "approached me" made an offer of 2 dances for $30, told me she…

I was in the area on business. The club is nothing special but most of the ladies are very friendly. The bartender was also very nice and she was HOT. Better looking…

I returned to Melbourne, FL for a visit around the holidays and decided to stop in since this is the closest club to where I was staying. I don't think anything…

Went to Bare Assets for the first time in several years, though I live just a couple miles away. Had some underwhelming experiences in the past, prefer Inner Room in Cocoa…

Visited BA earlier this month and met Cali as soon as I came inside. The place was empty and I was the only patron there. Cali, who was very attractive offered…

Visited in the afternoon as I was passing through town. There was no admission charge. BA is a small place so quite cozy when empty but easily packed with a…

Stopped by on a Wednesday at 6:30pm. Skated on the cover. Took a seat close to the stage. The bar area was full of regulars. The girls averaged about a 5 on…

I visited BA on July 22nd. I was in town with a few friends as kind of a "welcome back"get together for a friend. Our group had a couple guys and couple…

If you're not a regular here, don't bother going. Arrived at 9:15 pm on a Saturday night and watched the dozen or so "dancers" there sit and gab with the same guy(s)…

This club used to be a regular stop several years ago. Great time and a lot of fun. I'm hoping I caught it on a bad night. The girls…

I had a great afternoon break yesterday. Bare Asset's two-dance special (with a free drink pass) made the club easy on my wallet. I don’t know if their special is a daytime-only…

I usually vusit the club as a break from work due to it is only up the street. The talent is usually quite nice. I always go right before 1:00 because they…

Had a great evening here! The layout of the club is little small. The bar area is a little small and doesn't face the stage only TV screens so you have to…

I visited twice in one week, the first time on a Sunday, the other time on a Tuesday, both time arriving at about midnight. There were slightly more girls on the…

I was back in Melbourne for a visit and decided to visit at least one of the finer establishments in the area. Bare Assets was closest in proximity to me, so…

Not bad. The parking was free, but there was a ten dollar cover and two drink minimum. I had a ginger ale for $5. Never bought the second drink-…

Ah, bare assets, where has time gone by? I haven't been to ba in about 13 years or so. i went to college in melbourne and decided to visit some…

I arrived at Bare Assets on a Monday evening at 9:30 pm. What of my issues with this club is the music. It is too loud and I am hard…

This is a great club! I stopped by on a Saturday night and had a lot of fun here. The women are attractive, for the most part. There are…

Stopped while on vacation, had never been here before. I had read the reviews, some good some bad, so I thought I would check it out for myself. My…

In town for the holidays and decided to check out Bare Assets. Got there about 2 in the afternoon, and to my suprise there were about 6 girls working. Had a special…

Ok, if you know Melbourne, well, you cant expect much. The girls are ok mostly, not young, not old, LOTS of tattoos. A few attitudes. I loved the waitresses, very friendly,…

I've been going to this club off and on for many years, and with the new management the quality of the girls on hand has improved. When I entered the club,…

Decent dancers, decent atmosphere but nothing to really give you that wow factor.The VIP area is not very intimate, it is fairly open and does not give any privacy at all.…

I lived in Melbourne, FL for a dozen years but moved away earlier this year. I had been to Bare Assets only a handful of times when I was here, and…

Visited on a Thursday evening after a long time away. The bartender and manager are both different from a year ago. The new manager says please and thank you and even serves…

I went to Bare Assets on my little tour of Space Coast strip clubs. I went in the afternoon. There were maybe 3 other customers there including me. The…

I have been to Bare Assets several times now. I am a little suprise at the club's dancer rating. Between relatively nearby Lido, Inner Room and Cheaters this club ranks…

I was traveling on I-95 and decided to take a break. It is not that far off of the highway. I stopped in and the place is just not that exciting.…

The place is right off a main road, the 192. They share their parking lot with a bar and have no valet. It's not too much to look at from the outside.…

Not a great place, but not horrible either. Quality of the dancers isn't that great, 2 or 3 hot ones and the rest are kind of hit and miss. Waitresses are…

I was in the area for work and decided to visit after being in the area for 4 months. This is a small club by Dallas standards. There is a full bar…

This was the first strip club that I've visited since moving to Melbourne from a big city. It's a pretty small establishment with only 1 stage, but with 3 poles on…

Hadn't been in for a month or so. Stopped by last week on a Wed or Thu, about 5PM.There were about 5 dancers there. One was at least 30 lbs. overweight, and…

was a first timer, super excited to experience it but the actual place charges 20$ if you're under 21 which is too much ! the girls were nice though, not too ugly.…

First time at BA's in about 6 months. Needed to unwind a bit after a long day. First girl to attach herself to me was a petite, very young blonde. Nice looking,…

This club is just disappointing. It is dark, small and smokey. The best girls are average at best and none of them are very friendly. I was there for…

Stopped by this club since it was near by to see how it was, and I was disappointed. Walked in and headed straight for the bar, after ordering a beer a blond…

More dancers than customers. Beat-up faced dancers sat next to me politely for 20 minutes; she was slow to get a clue. I can't believe anyone would pay $20 for…

CAN THIS CLUB BE SAVED??? Slowly, this club has sunk to about as low as it can get. The day girls are soooo sad I can't think of a single good thing…

I stopped by this club just to see what Melbourne verses Cocoa Beach clubs were like. Short story is I would bypass Melbourne and stay with Cocoa Beach,now granted the IR is…

I visited Bare Assets for the first time in nearly a year this past Saturday. The parking lot was nearly full, and even though parking isn't the best at this club,…

This place has really gone down hill. Only 4 dancers in the whole place the entire time I was there. Doing 3 song sets each with a 1 song intermission.…

This was my first time going to a strip club. It was my 18th birth day, and they don't let you in for free if its your birth day. Its a $20…