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4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
This will be a short review. Not much to talk about. I entered about 9:00. No entry fee. Sat at the bar and ordered a $7 beer.…
Day: Tuesday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: Under $100

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
I thought I had put a review in of Bare Assets but apparently not so here does from my visit at the beginning of February. It is a small club, I think $8…
Day: Wednesday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: $100-$300

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
Location Stopped by for an hour around 6PM on a Sunday. The club is conveniently located a mile east of I95 in Melbourne, on the north side of the road. It’s a small…
Day: Sunday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: $100-$300

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
I found myself here at happy hour when the weather cancelled my other plans. There was no cover just before 5pm. Everyone was hanging out at the bar.…
Day: Tuesday
Time: Afternoon
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: $100-$300

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
I found myself in West Melbourne about 10 PM in mid April with $$$ designated for T&A. Cover was $10 beer was $6.50. Parking lot was full but, the club had…
Day: Saturday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 6-10
Spent: $100-$300

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
Melbourne, FL. Not the Australia one. Tuesday night. This another space coast club but off the coast. I tell you what I’m a fan of this area in strip clubs. Not extras…
Day: Tuesday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: Under $100

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
Went to the club after the Renaissance festival. I got there about 8:00 p.m. and stayed till around 10:30. The club from outside looks pretty small. It feels larger on the inside…
Day: Saturday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 6-10
Spent: $100-$300

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
Convenient place a fraction of a mile from 95 on 192. There were 3 dancers there when I arrived but maybe a couple more somewhere close. As you walk in, bar is on…
Day: Sunday
Time: Afternoon
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: Under $100

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
I arrived around 11:30pm-midnight. The club was packed full with standing room only. I've never seen a strip club so packed. I got some dances from a Cuban short chick who was…
Day: Saturday
Time: After Midnight
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: $100-$300

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
I'm seldom in Melbourne and hadn't been here in a long time. Music was weird eclectic. Clientele was mostly middle aged white. I didn't see alot of black customers or dancers and…
Day: Wednesday
Time: Afternoon
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: $100-$300

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
I only had a short period of time on my way to Jacksonville, so as much as I would have liked to visit the Cocoa Beach clubs, I did not have the…
Day: Tuesday
Time: Afternoon
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: Under $100

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
Was hit by the smell of smoke as soon as I walked into this club. I couldn't stay long because I didn't want me clothes to stink of smoke when I got…
Day: Friday
Time: Afternoon
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: Under $100

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
Last day in the area before heading home to CA and had an hour to spare, so after some TUSL recon, decided to pay BA a visit. Arrived around 3:00 to no…
Day: Friday
Time: Afternoon
Dancers: 6-10
Spent: $100-$300

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
On Tuesday, May 17th I arrived at B.A. at 7:00pm paying an $8 cover and going to the bar ordering a beer for $5.50. Physical Description- Neighborhood - Club Employees: Absolutely no…
Day: Tuesday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: Under $100

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
Out of my weeknight visits to the clubs in the Melbourne-Cocoa Beach area, Bare Assets was the only one with any promise. I arrived around 11pm to a fairly crowded club. It was…
Day: Wednesday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 6-10
Spent: $100-$300

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
I arrived at Bare Assets at 5:30pm, Thursday, March 17,2022. This was my fourth visit, my last visit being December 20, 2021. Physical Description of the Club: The club layout is…
Day: Thursday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: $300-$500

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
I arrived at B.A. at 6:30pm on Saturday, December 18, 2021. Parking was easy as I got a spot in front of the entrance. I’ve described this club in previous reviews but…
Day: Saturday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: $300-$500

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
Arrived at B.A. at 6:30 yesterday evening. Plenty of nearby parking. Upon entering the club I felt very comfortable as there were gentlemen customers around my age (seniors). Took…
Day: Tuesday
Time: Evening
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: $100-$300

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
I arrived at Bare Assets at 6:45pm, Saturday, October 16, 2021. Upon entering there were about 8 customers, 3 dancers, and a female bartender who was cute. After sitting at a table…
Day: Saturday
Time: Evening
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: $100-$300

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
My trip to Bare Assets was unlike any strip club I've ever been to - before or after, both good and bad. The club is pretty standard fare for the traveler. Easily…
Day: Wednesday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: $100-$300

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
I am so livid!!!! This is a brutally Honest post about working at this club!!!! I just had one of the dj’s pocket my house fee. I have been working as a…
Day: Tuesday
Time: Afternoon
Dancers: Not Provided
Spent: None

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
When in the Cape Canaveral area, I sometimes visit Bare Assets (BA) at night. BA is located right off exit 192 of I-95. There is no fee to park and a food…
Day: Tuesday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: Under $100

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
Not a terrible club by any means. The staff is generally very friendly and nice but it could definitely be better in many ways. I’ve been to this club about a dozen…
Day: Thursday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: $100-$300

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
Stopped in durnig the afternoon. Only two dancers, about seven customers. There were no dancers on stage for quite some time. Just a bunch of guys staring at a stage.…
Day: Monday
Time: Afternoon
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: None

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
Been to this club a few times. It's a decent place that's close by. They have a couple of really good looking girls. Kasey, kimmi, & jade have the look I'm after.…
Day: Thursday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: $100-$300

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
Visited January 26 and my favorite dancer Skyler invited me back for Sunday evening- which I obliged. the place is nice enough, not like the top dollar clubs in Atlanta....but safe...self…
Day: Saturday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 6-10
Spent: $500-$1,000

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
The drinks where the only thing that were goid the bartender were cool and the girl at the front door was really nice and it was for my 25th g day i…
Day: Saturday
Time: Evening
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: None

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
I have been to this club twice and enjoyed my first visit was much more fun than the second. Bare assets seems to have a lot of features and that can be…
Day: Friday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: $100-$300

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
Stopped in at about 4:00 on a Tuesday afternoon. It’s not the best strip club I have ever been in, but I would definitely recommend it if you are in the area.…
Day: Tuesday
Time: Afternoon
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: Under $100

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
This is a rather small facility, but it is well maintained and in a very safe area. The girls are locals and it is fun to learn about their real lives outside…
Day: Friday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
It is a wonderful place if you are looking a great place for the one man party. Pretty friendly and nice girls to A small town hospitality feel, this has a small…
Day: Tuesday
Time: Afternoon
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
I arrived at the club around 10:15 PM. The club is very easy to find -- a very short distance east of the I-95 on the north side of the road.…
Day: Tuesday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
So, I was called in again by my friend to take him to one of the clubs which he thought would be good to visit. He is not in much and…
Day: Friday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 6-10
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
Been here a few times, mostly during the day. Drinks are reasonably priced and strong so there is value there. Bartender is cute and always nice. As far as dancers on day…
Day: Tuesday
Time: Afternoon
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
So .. after a night of drinking I decided a try. Before I got in the door, there were two police officers asking for the owner. Before I went in I…
Day: Friday
Time: After Midnight
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
Been here a few times and I always hope there will be better dancers but usually only one or two girls that are hot. The rest are often average to below average…
Day: Wednesday
Time: Evening
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
This club is decent for the area, not as good as you'd find in cocoa but worth the visit. Dancer quality was average for a week night. There were a few locals…
Day: Tuesday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
I had been to BA years ago. I was never a regular as I preferred the clubs in the cocoa area, but I came here on occasion. Not much has…
Day: Thursday
Time: Afternoon
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
Well ,being in Melbourne makes it a bit difficult to have a nude clubs and this place is fine. I was there and enjoyed as much as I cold with the topless…
Day: Sunday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
I came here on a Thursday evening just around 8 PM. I wasnt interested in spending a lot of money and this was the perfect place to hang out and watch some…
Day: Thursday
Time: Evening
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
The place isn't all that nice and kinda of small. Theres a small stage with three poles but only one dancer is on the stage. The looks of women range from maybes…
Day: Sunday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
When in the area and can not make it to IR due to schedule, have used BA as the springboard. Its not purfect but as long as you dont have too…
Day: Thursday
Time: Afternoon
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
This club when you first see from the street can be deceiving. Contrary to what you may be thinking it's definitely with stopping in for a visit. Almost always you'll have a…
Day: Sunday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 6-10
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
I had not visited Bare Assets (BA) for a few years, and realized why I did not want to visit them soon after I walked in. You are better off…
Day: Thursday
Time: Afternoon
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
Got here a bit after 1:00 pm on the Monday after Christmas and was not expecting much. There were 5 dancers hanging around when I arrived along with the bouncer, DJ and…
Day: Monday
Time: Afternoon
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
If you are reading this: STAY AWAY FROM THIS SHIT HOLE I was there recently...the worst experience EVER...One of girls "approached me" made an offer of 2 dances for $30, told me she…
Day: Friday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
I was in the area on business. The club is nothing special but most of the ladies are very friendly. The bartender was also very nice and she was HOT. Better looking…
Day: Wednesday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 6-10
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
I returned to Melbourne, FL for a visit around the holidays and decided to stop in since this is the closest club to where I was staying. I don't think anything…
Day: Tuesday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 6-10
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
Went to Bare Assets for the first time in several years, though I live just a couple miles away. Had some underwhelming experiences in the past, prefer Inner Room in Cocoa…
Day: Friday
Time: Afternoon
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
Visited BA earlier this month and met Cali as soon as I came inside. The place was empty and I was the only patron there. Cali, who was very attractive offered…
Day: Friday
Time: Morning
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
Visited in the afternoon as I was passing through town. There was no admission charge. BA is a small place so quite cozy when empty but easily packed with a…
Day: Wednesday
Time: Afternoon
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
Stopped by on a Wednesday at 6:30pm. Skated on the cover. Took a seat close to the stage. The bar area was full of regulars. The girls averaged about a 5 on…
Day: Wednesday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
I visited BA on July 22nd. I was in town with a few friends as kind of a "welcome back"get together for a friend. Our group had a couple guys and couple…
Day: Sunday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
If you're not a regular here, don't bother going. Arrived at 9:15 pm on a Saturday night and watched the dozen or so "dancers" there sit and gab with the same guy(s)…
Day: Saturday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 6-10
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
This club used to be a regular stop several years ago. Great time and a lot of fun. I'm hoping I caught it on a bad night. The girls…
Day: Thursday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
I had a great afternoon break yesterday. Bare Asset's two-dance special (with a free drink pass) made the club easy on my wallet. I don’t know if their special is a daytime-only…
Day: Thursday
Time: Afternoon
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
I usually vusit the club as a break from work due to it is only up the street. The talent is usually quite nice. I always go right before 1:00 because they…
Day: Thursday
Time: Afternoon
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
Had a great evening here! The layout of the club is little small. The bar area is a little small and doesn't face the stage only TV screens so you have to…
Day: Saturday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 6-10
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
I visited twice in one week, the first time on a Sunday, the other time on a Tuesday, both time arriving at about midnight. There were slightly more girls on the…
Day: Sunday
Time: After Midnight
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
I was back in Melbourne for a visit and decided to visit at least one of the finer establishments in the area. Bare Assets was closest in proximity to me, so…
Day: Thursday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 6-10
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
Not bad. The parking was free, but there was a ten dollar cover and two drink minimum. I had a ginger ale for $5. Never bought the second drink-…
Day: Wednesday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
Ah, bare assets, where has time gone by? I haven't been to ba in about 13 years or so. i went to college in melbourne and decided to visit some…
Day: Thursday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
I arrived at Bare Assets on a Monday evening at 9:30 pm. What of my issues with this club is the music. It is too loud and I am hard…
Day: Monday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 6-10
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
This is a great club! I stopped by on a Saturday night and had a lot of fun here. The women are attractive, for the most part. There are…
Day: Saturday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
Stopped while on vacation, had never been here before. I had read the reviews, some good some bad, so I thought I would check it out for myself. My…
Day: Saturday
Time: After Midnight
Dancers: 6-10
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
In town for the holidays and decided to check out Bare Assets. Got there about 2 in the afternoon, and to my suprise there were about 6 girls working. Had a special…
Day: Thursday
Time: Afternoon
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
Ok, if you know Melbourne, well, you cant expect much. The girls are ok mostly, not young, not old, LOTS of tattoos. A few attitudes. I loved the waitresses, very friendly,…
Day: Saturday
Time: After Midnight
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
I've been going to this club off and on for many years, and with the new management the quality of the girls on hand has improved. When I entered the club,…
Day: Monday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
Decent dancers, decent atmosphere but nothing to really give you that wow factor.The VIP area is not very intimate, it is fairly open and does not give any privacy at all.…
Day: Saturday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 6-10
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
I lived in Melbourne, FL for a dozen years but moved away earlier this year. I had been to Bare Assets only a handful of times when I was here, and…
Day: Friday
Time: After Midnight
Dancers: 6-10
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
Visited on a Thursday evening after a long time away. The bartender and manager are both different from a year ago. The new manager says please and thank you and even serves…
Day: Thursday
Time: Evening
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
I went to Bare Assets on my little tour of Space Coast strip clubs. I went in the afternoon. There were maybe 3 other customers there including me. The…
Day: Wednesday
Time: Afternoon
Dancers: Not Provided
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
I have been to Bare Assets several times now. I am a little suprise at the club's dancer rating. Between relatively nearby Lido, Inner Room and Cheaters this club ranks…
Day: Tuesday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
I was traveling on I-95 and decided to take a break. It is not that far off of the highway. I stopped in and the place is just not that exciting.…
Day: Thursday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 6-10
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
The place is right off a main road, the 192. They share their parking lot with a bar and have no valet. It's not too much to look at from the outside.…
Day: Thursday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 6-10
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
Not a great place, but not horrible either. Quality of the dancers isn't that great, 2 or 3 hot ones and the rest are kind of hit and miss. Waitresses are…
Day: Friday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 6-10
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
I was in the area for work and decided to visit after being in the area for 4 months. This is a small club by Dallas standards. There is a full bar…
Day: Sunday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 6-10
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
This was the first strip club that I've visited since moving to Melbourne from a big city. It's a pretty small establishment with only 1 stage, but with 3 poles on…
Day: Wednesday
Time: After Midnight
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
Hadn't been in for a month or so. Stopped by last week on a Wed or Thu, about 5PM.There were about 5 dancers there. One was at least 30 lbs. overweight, and…
Day: Wednesday
Time: Afternoon
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
was a first timer, super excited to experience it but the actual place charges 20$ if you're under 21 which is too much ! the girls were nice though, not too ugly.…
Day: Friday
Time: Evening
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
First time at BA's in about 6 months. Needed to unwind a bit after a long day. First girl to attach herself to me was a petite, very young blonde. Nice looking,…
Day: Thursday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 6-10
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
This club is just disappointing. It is dark, small and smokey. The best girls are average at best and none of them are very friendly. I was there for…
Day: Thursday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 6-10
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
Stopped by this club since it was near by to see how it was, and I was disappointed. Walked in and headed straight for the bar, after ordering a beer a blond…
Day: Tuesday
Time: Afternoon
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
More dancers than customers. Beat-up faced dancers sat next to me politely for 20 minutes; she was slow to get a clue. I can't believe anyone would pay $20 for…
Day: Monday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 6-10
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
CAN THIS CLUB BE SAVED??? Slowly, this club has sunk to about as low as it can get. The day girls are soooo sad I can't think of a single good thing…
Day: Thursday
Time: Afternoon
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
I stopped by this club just to see what Melbourne verses Cocoa Beach clubs were like. Short story is I would bypass Melbourne and stay with Cocoa Beach,now granted the IR is…
Day: Tuesday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
I visited Bare Assets for the first time in nearly a year this past Saturday. The parking lot was nearly full, and even though parking isn't the best at this club,…
Day: Saturday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 6-10
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
This place has really gone down hill. Only 4 dancers in the whole place the entire time I was there. Doing 3 song sets each with a 1 song intermission.…
Day: Wednesday
Time: Evening
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: Not Provided

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
This was my first time going to a strip club. It was my 18th birth day, and they don't let you in for free if its your birth day. Its a $20…
Day: Monday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: Not Provided