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Bare Assets Melbourne

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Lap Dance Cost: 20 Avg. Drink Cost: 3.5 Cover Day: 0 Cover Night: 10 Alcohol, Bottle Service, Food, DJ, Topless Lap Dances, Couple Friendly, Feature Dancers
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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

Chieftain

published

4 mos ago

4.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 4Club: 5Value: 3

This will be a short review. Not much to talk about. I entered about 9:00. No entry fee. Sat at the bar and ordered a $7 beer.…

Day: Tuesday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Under $100

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

dealz191

published

1 yr ago

5.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 5Value: 6

I thought I had put a review in of Bare Assets but apparently not so here does from my visit at the beginning of February. It is a small club, I think $8…

Day: Wednesday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: $100-$300

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

Nsbdawg

published

1 yr ago

5.7(1 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 5Value: 6

Location Stopped by for an hour around 6PM on a Sunday. The club is conveniently located a mile east of I95 in Melbourne, on the north side of the road. It’s a small…

Day: Sunday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: $100-$300

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

54kevin

published

1 yr ago

5.0(2 comments)
Dancers: 5Club: 5Value: 5

I found myself here at happy hour when the weather cancelled my other plans. There was no cover just before 5pm. Everyone was hanging out at the bar.…

Day: Tuesday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: $100-$300

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

mtnboy49

published

1 yr ago

5.3(1 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 4Value: 6

I found myself in West Melbourne about 10 PM in mid April with $$$ designated for T&A. Cover was $10 beer was $6.50. Parking lot was full but, the club had…

Day: Saturday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 6-10

Spent: $100-$300

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

Muddy

published

2 yrs ago

7.3(1 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 7Value: 8

Melbourne, FL. Not the Australia one. Tuesday night. This another space coast club but off the coast. I tell you what I’m a fan of this area in strip clubs. Not extras…

Day: Tuesday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Under $100

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

Robot2023

published

2 yrs ago

7.0(3 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 8Value: 7

Went to the club after the Renaissance festival. I got there about 8:00 p.m. and stayed till around 10:30. The club from outside looks pretty small. It feels larger on the inside…

Day: Saturday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 6-10

Spent: $100-$300

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

95interstate

published

2 yrs ago

7.0(1 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 8Value: 7

Convenient place a fraction of a mile from 95 on 192. There were 3 dancers there when I arrived but maybe a couple more somewhere close. As you walk in, bar is on…

Day: Sunday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Under $100

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

Johndough89

published

2 yrs ago

7.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 8Club: 8Value: 7

I arrived around 11:30pm-midnight. The club was packed full with standing room only. I've never seen a strip club so packed. I got some dances from a Cuban short chick who was…

Day: Saturday

Time: After Midnight

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: $100-$300

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

wasted

published

2 yrs ago

6.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 7Value: 5

I'm seldom in Melbourne and hadn't been here in a long time. Music was weird eclectic. Clientele was mostly middle aged white. I didn't see alot of black customers or dancers and…

Day: Wednesday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: $100-$300

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

fla_funmeister

published

2 yrs ago

5.0(1 comments)
Dancers: 5Club: 5Value: 5

I only had a short period of time on my way to Jacksonville, so as much as I would have liked to visit the Cocoa Beach clubs, I did not have the…

Day: Tuesday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Under $100

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

DoctorTom

published

2 yrs ago

5.0(2 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 1Value: 7

Was hit by the smell of smoke as soon as I walked into this club. I couldn't stay long because I didn't want me clothes to stink of smoke when I got…

Day: Friday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Under $100

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

primate

published

2 yrs ago

8.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 8Club: 9Value: 7

Last day in the area before heading home to CA and had an hour to spare, so after some TUSL recon, decided to pay BA a visit. Arrived around 3:00 to no…

Day: Friday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: 6-10

Spent: $100-$300

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

Bones1994

published

2 yrs ago

4.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 5Club: 5Value: 3

On Tuesday, May 17th I arrived at B.A. at 7:00pm paying an $8 cover and going to the bar ordering a beer for $5.50. Physical Description- Neighborhood - Club Employees: Absolutely no…

Day: Tuesday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Under $100

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

dealz191

published

3 yrs ago

6.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 5Value: 7

Out of my weeknight visits to the clubs in the Melbourne-Cocoa Beach area, Bare Assets was the only one with any promise. I arrived around 11pm to a fairly crowded club. It was…

Day: Wednesday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 6-10

Spent: $100-$300

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

Bones1994

published

3 yrs ago

5.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 6Value: 5

I arrived at Bare Assets at 5:30pm, Thursday, March 17,2022. This was my fourth visit, my last visit being December 20, 2021. Physical Description of the Club: The club layout is…

Day: Thursday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: $300-$500

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

Bones1994

published

3 yrs ago

7.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 7Value: 7

I arrived at B.A. at 6:30pm on Saturday, December 18, 2021. Parking was easy as I got a spot in front of the entrance. I’ve described this club in previous reviews but…

Day: Saturday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: $300-$500

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

Bones1994

published

3 yrs ago

5.0(3 comments)
Dancers: 5Club: 5Value: 5

Arrived at B.A. at 6:30 yesterday evening. Plenty of nearby parking. Upon entering the club I felt very comfortable as there were gentlemen customers around my age (seniors). Took…

Day: Tuesday

Time: Evening

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: $100-$300

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

Bones1994

published

3 yrs ago

6.3(3 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 7Value: 5

I arrived at Bare Assets at 6:45pm, Saturday, October 16, 2021. Upon entering there were about 8 customers, 3 dancers, and a female bartender who was cute. After sitting at a table…

Day: Saturday

Time: Evening

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: $100-$300

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

creepshow

published

5 yrs ago

5.0(2 comments)
Dancers: 5Club: 5Value: 5

My trip to Bare Assets was unlike any strip club I've ever been to - before or after, both good and bad. The club is pretty standard fare for the traveler. Easily…

Day: Wednesday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: $100-$300

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

Devilsturnip

published

6 yrs ago

1.0(1 comments)
Dancers: 1Club: 1Value: 1

I am so livid!!!! This is a brutally Honest post about working at this club!!!! I just had one of the dj’s pocket my house fee. I have been working as a…

Day: Tuesday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: Not Provided

Spent: None

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

mikeym

published

6 yrs ago

7.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 7Value: 7

When in the Cape Canaveral area, I sometimes visit Bare Assets (BA) at night. BA is located right off exit 192 of I-95. There is no fee to park and a food…

Day: Tuesday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Under $100

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

Bjbobbins69

published

6 yrs ago

8.0(2 comments)
Dancers: 8Club: 10Value: 6

Not a terrible club by any means. The staff is generally very friendly and nice but it could definitely be better in many ways. I’ve been to this club about a dozen…

Day: Thursday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: $100-$300

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

Chieftain

published

6 yrs ago

3.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 2Club: 5Value: 2

Stopped in durnig the afternoon. Only two dancers, about seven customers. There were no dancers on stage for quite some time. Just a bunch of guys staring at a stage.…

Day: Monday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: None

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

PrestoGuy

published

7 yrs ago

7.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 8Club: 8Value: 7

Been to this club a few times. It's a decent place that's close by. They have a couple of really good looking girls. Kasey, kimmi, & jade have the look I'm after.…

Day: Thursday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: $100-$300

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

rayinatl

published

7 yrs ago

7.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 7Value: 8

Visited January 26 and my favorite dancer Skyler invited me back for Sunday evening- which I obliged. the place is nice enough, not like the top dollar clubs in Atlanta....but safe...self…

Day: Saturday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 6-10

Spent: $500-$1,000

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

jkon

published

7 yrs ago

4.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 2Club: 1Value: 10

The drinks where the only thing that were goid the bartender were cool and the girl at the front door was really nice and it was for my 25th g day i…

Day: Saturday

Time: Evening

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: None

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

Waiyee

published

7 yrs ago

7.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 8Value: 6

I have been to this club twice and enjoyed my first visit was much more fun than the second. Bare assets seems to have a lot of features and that can be…

Day: Friday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: $100-$300

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

doctorevil

published

7 yrs ago

8.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 10Value: 9

Stopped in at about 4:00 on a Tuesday afternoon. It’s not the best strip club I have ever been in, but I would definitely recommend it if you are in the area.…

Day: Tuesday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Under $100

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

Wholenineyards101

published

7 yrs ago

8.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 8Club: 10Value: 7

This is a rather small facility, but it is well maintained and in a very safe area. The girls are locals and it is fun to learn about their real lives outside…

Day: Friday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

Hicks22

published

7 yrs ago

9.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 8Club: 9Value: 10

It is a wonderful place if you are looking a great place for the one man party. Pretty friendly and nice girls to A small town hospitality feel, this has a small…

Day: Tuesday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

kallusin

published

7 yrs ago

10.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 10Club: 10Value: 10

I arrived at the club around 10:15 PM. The club is very easy to find -- a very short distance east of the I-95 on the north side of the road.…

Day: Tuesday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

Fullon

published

7 yrs ago

7.7(2 comments)
Dancers: 8Club: 8Value: 7

So, I was called in again by my friend to take him to one of the clubs which he thought would be good to visit. He is not in much and…

Day: Friday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 6-10

Spent: Not Provided

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

Nebulay

published

8 yrs ago

6.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 7Value: 5

Been here a few times, mostly during the day. Drinks are reasonably priced and strong so there is value there. Bartender is cute and always nice. As far as dancers on day…

Day: Tuesday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

Johnnybland

published

8 yrs ago

5.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 6Value: 4

So .. after a night of drinking I decided a try. Before I got in the door, there were two police officers asking for the owner. Before I went in I…

Day: Friday

Time: After Midnight

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

Nebulay

published

8 yrs ago

6.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 7Value: 5

Been here a few times and I always hope there will be better dancers but usually only one or two girls that are hot. The rest are often average to below average…

Day: Wednesday

Time: Evening

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

harleyrob

published

8 yrs ago

7.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 6Value: 8

This club is decent for the area, not as good as you'd find in cocoa but worth the visit. Dancer quality was average for a week night. There were a few locals…

Day: Tuesday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

eeek78

published

8 yrs ago

6.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 7Value: 5

I had been to BA years ago. I was never a regular as I preferred the clubs in the cocoa area, but I came here on occasion. Not much has…

Day: Thursday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

Fullon

published

8 yrs ago

6.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 8Club: 6Value: 6

Well ,being in Melbourne makes it a bit difficult to have a nude clubs and this place is fine. I was there and enjoyed as much as I cold with the topless…

Day: Sunday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

snort

published

8 yrs ago

5.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 5Club: 3Value: 7

I came here on a Thursday evening just around 8 PM. I wasnt interested in spending a lot of money and this was the perfect place to hang out and watch some…

Day: Thursday

Time: Evening

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

skylne

published

8 yrs ago

7.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 6Value: 10

The place isn't all that nice and kinda of small. Theres a small stage with three poles but only one dancer is on the stage. The looks of women range from maybes…

Day: Sunday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

Fun202br

published

8 yrs ago

6.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 6Value: 7

When in the area and can not make it to IR due to schedule, have used BA as the springboard. Its not purfect but as long as you dont have too…

Day: Thursday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

Crackerjack67

published

9 yrs ago

6.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 6Value: 6

This club when you first see from the street can be deceiving. Contrary to what you may be thinking it's definitely with stopping in for a visit. Almost always you'll have a…

Day: Sunday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 6-10

Spent: Not Provided

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

Chieftain

published

9 yrs ago

4.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 4Club: 5Value: 4

I had not visited Bare Assets (BA) for a few years, and realized why I did not want to visit them soon after I walked in. You are better off…

Day: Thursday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

Buckinup

published

9 yrs ago

7.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 6Value: 8

Got here a bit after 1:00 pm on the Monday after Christmas and was not expecting much. There were 5 dancers hanging around when I arrived along with the bouncer, DJ and…

Day: Monday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

HateBareAssetsFL

published

9 yrs ago

1.0(2 comments)
Dancers: 1Club: 1Value: 1

If you are reading this: STAY AWAY FROM THIS SHIT HOLE I was there recently...the worst experience EVER...One of girls "approached me" made an offer of 2 dances for $30, told me she…

Day: Friday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

travelinman59

published

10 yrs ago

6.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 5Club: 6Value: 7

I was in the area on business. The club is nothing special but most of the ladies are very friendly. The bartender was also very nice and she was HOT. Better looking…

Day: Wednesday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 6-10

Spent: Not Provided

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

DFFECHSWU

published

10 yrs ago

6.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 7Value: 6

I returned to Melbourne, FL for a visit around the holidays and decided to stop in since this is the closest club to where I was staying. I don't think anything…

Day: Tuesday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 6-10

Spent: Not Provided

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

Nipplelover44

published

10 yrs ago

6.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 6Value: 7

Went to Bare Assets for the first time in several years, though I live just a couple miles away. Had some underwhelming experiences in the past, prefer Inner Room in Cocoa…

Day: Friday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

try4zen

published

10 yrs ago

6.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 6Value: 7

Visited BA earlier this month and met Cali as soon as I came inside. The place was empty and I was the only patron there. Cali, who was very attractive offered…

Day: Friday

Time: Morning

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

leolivewire

published

10 yrs ago

7.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 9Value: 7

Visited in the afternoon as I was passing through town. There was no admission charge. BA is a small place so quite cozy when empty but easily packed with a…

Day: Wednesday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

flfattass

published

10 yrs ago

6.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 6Value: 6

Stopped by on a Wednesday at 6:30pm. Skated on the cover. Took a seat close to the stage. The bar area was full of regulars. The girls averaged about a 5 on…

Day: Wednesday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

Mavric91

published

10 yrs ago

7.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 8Club: 7Value: 7

I visited BA on July 22nd. I was in town with a few friends as kind of a "welcome back"get together for a friend. Our group had a couple guys and couple…

Day: Sunday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

HouseDaddy

published

10 yrs ago

5.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 3Club: 7Value: 5

If you're not a regular here, don't bother going. Arrived at 9:15 pm on a Saturday night and watched the dozen or so "dancers" there sit and gab with the same guy(s)…

Day: Saturday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 6-10

Spent: Not Provided

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

Bigpapi34

published

10 yrs ago

6.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 8Value: 5

This club used to be a regular stop several years ago. Great time and a lot of fun. I'm hoping I caught it on a bad night. The girls…

Day: Thursday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

Roy489

published

10 yrs ago

9.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 10Club: 9Value: 10

I had a great afternoon break yesterday. Bare Asset's two-dance special (with a free drink pass) made the club easy on my wallet. I don’t know if their special is a daytime-only…

Day: Thursday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

jb711

published

11 yrs ago

6.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 8Club: 7Value: 3

I usually vusit the club as a break from work due to it is only up the street. The talent is usually quite nice. I always go right before 1:00 because they…

Day: Thursday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

flnorth1025

published

11 yrs ago

7.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 9Value: 6

Had a great evening here! The layout of the club is little small. The bar area is a little small and doesn't face the stage only TV screens so you have to…

Day: Saturday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 6-10

Spent: Not Provided

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

Zebrafish

published

11 yrs ago

7.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 8Club: 7Value: 8

I visited twice in one week, the first time on a Sunday, the other time on a Tuesday, both time arriving at about midnight. There were slightly more girls on the…

Day: Sunday

Time: After Midnight

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

DFFECHSWU

published

11 yrs ago

5.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 6Value: 4

I was back in Melbourne for a visit and decided to visit at least one of the finer establishments in the area. Bare Assets was closest in proximity to me, so…

Day: Thursday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 6-10

Spent: Not Provided

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

john3981

published

11 yrs ago

6.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 8Club: 5Value: 7

Not bad. The parking was free, but there was a ten dollar cover and two drink minimum. I had a ginger ale for $5. Never bought the second drink-…

Day: Wednesday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

eeek78

published

11 yrs ago

6.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 8Club: 6Value: 6

Ah, bare assets, where has time gone by? I haven't been to ba in about 13 years or so. i went to college in melbourne and decided to visit some…

Day: Thursday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

CBur

published

11 yrs ago

7.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 8Club: 7Value: 8

I arrived at Bare Assets on a Monday evening at 9:30 pm. What of my issues with this club is the music. It is too loud and I am hard…

Day: Monday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 6-10

Spent: Not Provided

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

Bigpapi34

published

12 yrs ago

8.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 9Club: 8Value: 7

This is a great club! I stopped by on a Saturday night and had a lot of fun here. The women are attractive, for the most part. There are…

Day: Saturday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

carolinaclubman

published

12 yrs ago

7.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 8Value: 8

Stopped while on vacation, had never been here before. I had read the reviews, some good some bad, so I thought I would check it out for myself. My…

Day: Saturday

Time: After Midnight

Dancers: 6-10

Spent: Not Provided

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

oldmike

published

12 yrs ago

7.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 8Club: 7Value: 7

In town for the holidays and decided to check out Bare Assets. Got there about 2 in the afternoon, and to my suprise there were about 6 girls working. Had a special…

Day: Thursday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

BoonDoggie

published

12 yrs ago

5.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 5Club: 5Value: 5

Ok, if you know Melbourne, well, you cant expect much. The girls are ok mostly, not young, not old, LOTS of tattoos. A few attitudes. I loved the waitresses, very friendly,…

Day: Saturday

Time: After Midnight

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

jpkinfla

published

12 yrs ago

7.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 8Club: 6Value: 8

I've been going to this club off and on for many years, and with the new management the quality of the girls on hand has improved. When I entered the club,…

Day: Monday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

bullsnorky

published

12 yrs ago

5.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 5Club: 6Value: 6

Decent dancers, decent atmosphere but nothing to really give you that wow factor.The VIP area is not very intimate, it is fairly open and does not give any privacy at all.…

Day: Saturday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 6-10

Spent: Not Provided

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4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

DFFECHSWU

published

12 yrs ago

6.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 6Value: 6

I lived in Melbourne, FL for a dozen years but moved away earlier this year. I had been to Bare Assets only a handful of times when I was here, and…

Day: Friday

Time: After Midnight

Dancers: 6-10

Spent: Not Provided

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4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

wasted

published

12 yrs ago

5.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 5Club: 5Value: 5

Visited on a Thursday evening after a long time away. The bartender and manager are both different from a year ago. The new manager says please and thank you and even serves…

Day: Thursday

Time: Evening

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

BuggsBunnyx2

published

12 yrs ago

8.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 9Club: 9Value: 7

I went to Bare Assets on my little tour of Space Coast strip clubs. I went in the afternoon. There were maybe 3 other customers there including me. The…

Day: Wednesday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: Not Provided

Spent: Not Provided

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4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

CBur

published

12 yrs ago

7.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 8Value: 7

I have been to Bare Assets several times now. I am a little suprise at the club's dancer rating. Between relatively nearby Lido, Inner Room and Cheaters this club ranks…

Day: Tuesday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

Chieftain

published

12 yrs ago

5.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 5Club: 5Value: 5

I was traveling on I-95 and decided to take a break. It is not that far off of the highway. I stopped in and the place is just not that exciting.…

Day: Thursday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 6-10

Spent: Not Provided

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

magicin1969

published

12 yrs ago

3.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 4Club: 3Value: 4

The place is right off a main road, the 192. They share their parking lot with a bar and have no valet. It's not too much to look at from the outside.…

Day: Thursday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 6-10

Spent: Not Provided

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4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

fubardude

published

13 yrs ago

6.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 5Club: 6Value: 7

Not a great place, but not horrible either. Quality of the dancers isn't that great, 2 or 3 hot ones and the rest are kind of hit and miss. Waitresses are…

Day: Friday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 6-10

Spent: Not Provided

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

Ronwash75

published

13 yrs ago

5.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 5Club: 5Value: 7

I was in the area for work and decided to visit after being in the area for 4 months. This is a small club by Dallas standards. There is a full bar…

Day: Sunday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 6-10

Spent: Not Provided

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

luvkayla

published

13 yrs ago

5.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 3Club: 6Value: 7

This was the first strip club that I've visited since moving to Melbourne from a big city. It's a pretty small establishment with only 1 stage, but with 3 poles on…

Day: Wednesday

Time: After Midnight

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

stevarino

published

13 yrs ago

2.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 1Club: 3Value: 3

Hadn't been in for a month or so. Stopped by last week on a Wed or Thu, about 5PM.There were about 5 dancers there. One was at least 30 lbs. overweight, and…

Day: Wednesday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

tuscl

published

13 yrs ago

5.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 5Value: 4

was a first timer, super excited to experience it but the actual place charges 20$ if you're under 21 which is too much ! the girls were nice though, not too ugly.…

Day: Friday

Time: Evening

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

charlie47

published

13 yrs ago

6.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 6Value: 6

First time at BA's in about 6 months. Needed to unwind a bit after a long day. First girl to attach herself to me was a petite, very young blonde. Nice looking,…

Day: Thursday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 6-10

Spent: Not Provided

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4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

Chieftain

published

13 yrs ago

4.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 5Club: 5Value: 4

This club is just disappointing. It is dark, small and smokey. The best girls are average at best and none of them are very friendly. I was there for…

Day: Thursday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 6-10

Spent: Not Provided

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

Nighthawk88

published

13 yrs ago

5.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 5Club: 7Value: 5

Stopped by this club since it was near by to see how it was, and I was disappointed. Walked in and headed straight for the bar, after ordering a beer a blond…

Day: Tuesday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

Snarfs

published

13 yrs ago

4.0(1 comments)
Dancers: 3Club: 5Value: 4

More dancers than customers. Beat-up faced dancers sat next to me politely for 20 minutes; she was slow to get a clue. I can't believe anyone would pay $20 for…

Day: Monday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 6-10

Spent: Not Provided

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4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

stevarino

published

13 yrs ago

4.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 4Club: 4Value: 6

CAN THIS CLUB BE SAVED??? Slowly, this club has sunk to about as low as it can get. The day girls are soooo sad I can't think of a single good thing…

Day: Thursday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

wwpmi

published

14 yrs ago

6.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 7Value: 5

I stopped by this club just to see what Melbourne verses Cocoa Beach clubs were like. Short story is I would bypass Melbourne and stay with Cocoa Beach,now granted the IR is…

Day: Tuesday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

DFFECHSWU

published

14 yrs ago

7.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 7Value: 7

I visited Bare Assets for the first time in nearly a year this past Saturday. The parking lot was nearly full, and even though parking isn't the best at this club,…

Day: Saturday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 6-10

Spent: Not Provided

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

Romeo_Corvette

published

14 yrs ago

2.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 1Club: 2Value: 3

This place has really gone down hill. Only 4 dancers in the whole place the entire time I was there. Doing 3 song sets each with a 1 song intermission.…

Day: Wednesday

Time: Evening

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Bare Assets Melbourne

4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

tuscl

published

14 yrs ago

5.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 5Club: 5Value: 5

This was my first time going to a strip club. It was my 18th birth day, and they don't let you in for free if its your birth day. Its a $20…

Day: Monday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided