Dick's Drive In? Well this place needs to be named Cunts, Drive Past

Seattle, WA. Sunday late afternoon. Warehouse sort of district south of downtown. Plenty of parking in the back. Walk in to a girl. Tells me $11 cover and I have to check my hat. Remember that because I forgot about it and had to go back and get it. Walk further and two girls say hi and I get a water. The two girls that say hello are no on me and hard selling me asking me to go on the tour. I've refused tours in the past but becasue I'm reviewing the place I'm starting to just say yeah let's do it and just reject them at the end, the info ultimately makes a better review. There was one other guy in here and he was tied down with a girl so for the most part I was the star of the show.

Anyway one is really fucking hot, blonde girl with fake tits. Maybe the hottest chick on my whole PNW run. Wanted her. The other one wasn't bad either, light skin mixed black girl with a ton a make up, bustier of the two and she was definitely the lead vulture. They were saying how they were in porn, unbuckeling my pants right there, saying I have a nice dick. I could fuck them in the ass, cum in their face all over for a memorial day deal for a solider. Asked about prices and got a whole lot of fast talking. I was interested enough in the one hot blonde white girl to see if I could separate the two, as she wasn't the one calling the shots maybe she would be a different stripper solo but the lead door vulture was not having it, I would not be breaking up this tag team. They must've had some elaborate scheme set up in the VIP where they need to be together. Sucks I would've loved to overpay that one girl, I have no doubt that VIP is good here but your gonna kicked in the balls on price. They were talking about 1k-2k "Hey can I fucking SIT DOWN first before I drop that?" They did explain how there's nobody watching the VIP in the daytime so it's a green light. Noted.

I had actually had a pretty enlightening conversation with a stripper up at Dream Girls at Rick's and she used to work there telling me how basically this place is a den of rip off bitches and they get you in the VIP after you paid and all of a sudden the terms change. The Den of ROB's thing seemed pretty spot on from my brief experiences one of the highest hustle places I've seen in a while, these girls are fucking aggressive.