My Cockwork Orange
Vancouver BC. This part of Vancouver has a few more homeless tents but didn't seem like an issue when I went. Saturday night. There is street parking. Walk up to a big black guy and he point to a line. I get in line and wait. Line moved pretty quick and especially just because I was solo he got me in quicker then if I was in a group. The customers in here were mostly that big groups. Leaned younger overall. Packed out the wazoo, standing room only. Walk in, ID check, pat down and 10 for cover.
Dancers tough to find them, like finding Where's Waldo among the crowd. Maybe 10 patrons for every dancer. Some fake stuff here. Maybe like 10-20 dancers. All ethnicities. Mostly younger side. A couple stunners but not quite as good as Granville and Brandi's. One girl up on stage at a time and she really is the star of the show. Some theme stuff too, one black girl got up and did some cowgirl type show. (Speaking of which a lot of cowboy hats in here, is that a Vancouver thing too or just a bunch of lost Texans?) Stage centric club, stage is a big thing here.
I saw some chick that looked Latina at first on stage with a great body. I wasn't going to get dances here but this girl changed my mind. I end up running into going to the bathroom and we went upstairs. I would find out she was sri laken and russian. Dances in booths with curtains, no cameras. Mileage here will be waaaaaay better then the other clubs with two way touch, sucking on titties. I actually got two dances at 50 bucks a peice and LDKed. She just had a great body, fat ass, nice natural rack and was a nice girl, sort of a newer stripper. After I was done I still had a time left and since I was with a girl descended from the wherever the fuck Alladin takes place I said hey I'm really into Duets and started singing "A whole new world" hoping she would join in, but before she could I was tackled by staff, beaten and thrown out onto the street and hit by a moving vehicle.
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