I got one ticket to paradise. Pay for your own fucking ticket!

Syracuse, NY. Saturday night. This club is not in the hood, it seems like a good area. I pulled up and there were all these touring buses, it looked like next door there was a concert going on and it was that band's shit. I park all the way in the back of the lot, found one spot. Walk up, hispanic guy comes out, and I get wanded and id'd. He radios in and says party of one enroute. Walk in guy at the table. Cover I think was $10 if I recall correctly and military is $5. Walk in, some guy with singles introduces himself and says to come to him if you need anything. Crowd looked like all ages but definitely more white overall. Somebody was handing out those glow in the dark I forget what you call those things like bendy wand things that form circles.

Facility. I gave it the 10 because it has the whole rainforest vibe going on. With all the cookie cutter Rick's and Deja Vu's that all kinda of look the same I'm big on the gimmickie stuff. There's not enough of it, so this was a real unique club in that regard. Stage with seating in front over on the left. A big triangle bar on the right side, bathrooms to right of that. Lap dance area is between the stage and bar and are booths with curtains. $20 a song.

Dancers. This clearly the upscale club in Syracuse and I think the lineup reflects that at least more so than the other clubs in town. Black and white. Some fake stuff. Most girls average to thinner side it seemed like. Look like 20's and 30's age wise around. I wouldn't say it was a great lineup but for Syracuse it was the best lineup for sure in town. Alot of 6's and 7's and one 9. Compared to the customers though, I gotta admit it felt like there weren't enough girls to go around. Syracuse is a big college town so maybe some of these dancers are students.