Fun fact, Microsoft would also describe the state of my penis in this strip club

Seattle, WA. Friday night. Plenty of parking. Walk up black guy greets you watching the parking lot. Going in, pay $27 cover and walk in. No alcohol here. Grab a water and sit down. Two stages and seating in between. Lap dances are $40 a song in the back. Customers all kinds mostly middle age folks, not that packed at all, maybe 10-15 customers and about as many dancers. All ethnicities. The inside seems like it hasn't been updated in a while but not bad.

Dancers. seemed like at most 10-15. Mostly 6-7 range. Can't say anything looked awesome. White, black and hispanic. Body types mostly ran average.

One girl gave me the rundown of other seattle clubs in the area which was interesting. I tipped her a little bit just for chatting but once your not interested in dances they move on like you never existed. Other than that I really don't know what else to say just no stunners to spend for 40 a pop on dances at least on this night. I would say there were better clubs around. Didn't get any hints of good mileage in the back. I also tried to go to Sugar's but once I saw the folks hanging outside I've determined that was the hood rat club in the area and kept moving.