Reviews by Muddy

Old Forge, PA. In the Scranton-Wilkes Barre area. Saturday night. Drive up, plenty of parking. The building I parked in front of I would later find out was a closed down gay bar. The strip…

Lansing, MI. Tuesday night at 9. Parking in the back. They are doing construction in the main entrance so you go through the side entrance next to the bar. Full nude, no alcohol. $25 cover…

Wilkes-Barre, PA. Saturday night. Right across from the Wyoming Valley Mall. Big enough lot, parked. Big fat guy does the pat down. Walk in. A girl and a guy at the front. Id check. Cover…

Port Matilda, PA. Not far from Penn State University. Saturday night around 830. Drive up this spot isn't really near anything, you drive up off the road and it's just a mountain and the club…

Old Bridge, NJ. Safe, suburban area. Thursday night. around 10. Plenty of parking big lot. Walk in, no cover, no nothing just sit at the bar. I ordered a drink $6 for a corona. To…

Line Lexington, PA. Just came from Creekside a few blocks away. Seems like a pretty safe area. Plenty of parking. Suzy's lounge looks like a house. Walk up to the porch and there was a…

Hatfield, PA. Thursday night. You not gonna see this from the street it's like follow a side round to the back of an industrial park. Plenty of parking. Walk in, cover is $5 to a…

Morrisville, PA. Right outside Trenton. Right off route 1. Thursday night. Parkin in the back, there should be enough spots. Walk up a big group of dancers and staff/patrons hanging outside the door. Walk in,…

Mays Landing, NJ. Wednesday night. After 11. You really are driving through some wooded areas around here, really out in the sticks, kinda place you have Jersey Devil sightings. Plenty of parking, walk in. Service…

Vineland, NJ. This is where Mike Trout is from. Wednesday night. Club is at an intersection, right across from a gas station. Otherwise residential area. Plenty of parking. Walk in on the side. Door makes…

Wilwood, NJ. Way down in the South Jersey, can't go much more south. Wildwood has a cool boardwalk, better than AC IMO. This strip club is here as well. Hasn't been reviewed in a few…

Cocoa Beach, FL. Tuesday night. Not far from the Kennedy Space Center. Fun fact my nickname in strip clubs is Neil Dickstrong. Safe area, on Atlantic Ave. Parking lot, plenty of spots. Walk in, cover…

Cocoa Beach, FL. Tuesday night. Just came from Lido right up the road. Parking lot it was somewhat filled but I found a spot. Walk in to the girl at the front. Cover $10. Layout,…

Cocoa Beach, FL. Just came from the other two clubs nearby. Heard about this club a lot when it was known as the inner room. Tuesday night. The entrance is in the back, it's got…

Daytona Beach, FL. Right down the way from the Daytona Speedway. Honestly one of the most impressive structures your gonna see. That thing is huge. Yes that's what she said. Club is right in front…

Daytona Beach, FL. Tuesday night. Just came from Molly Brown's across the way, I didn't bother moving the car into this lot they got here. Walk in, older guy, jacked though, check ID and cover…

Daytona Beach, FL. Tuesday night. Plenty of parking behind this club. Lively area, Daytona in the summer time. Walk around to the front looks like an classic theater entrance. Walk in, id check, cover I…

Fort Myers, FL. Monday night. Came in as they were just getting rolling. Cover is free for military, $5 otherwise. I got my corona by the bar and sat by the stage. VIP is off…

Fort Myers, FL. Monday night. Just came from Vixens wanted to check this spot out. Plenty of parking walk in. Cover is $10 free military. The door girl and her brunette white dancer friend she…

Port Charlotte, FL. The only club in the area looks like. In sort of strip mall area, plenty of parking. The blue iguana or some shit like that is next store where you can drink.…

Sarasota, FL. Monday night. Suburban area. Plenty of parking. Parking is $3 to the valet guy to use the lot. Walk in, I think cover was $10 but free military. Check ID. Walk in, one…

St. Pete Beach, FL. Maybe I'm wrong but the only strip club practically on the beach in the west coast of Florida. Monday night after midnight. Parking lot not too packed probably should of took…

Jacksonville, FL. Wednesday around 4pm. I just came from Sinsations but only three girls in there, not my type, didn't want to dig deeper pay for the mandatory drink so I bailed and came here.…

Morrisville, NC. Right outside of Raleigh. Wednesday night after midnight. Plenty of parking. Quiet area. The door girl and the parking lot guy playing soccer in the lot. She goes in gives me a discount…

Cary, NC. Wednesday night. Seems like a quiet area. This is a setup I've never seen before. The gas station is connected to a night club on the right and on the left side is…