Reviews by Muddy

North Myrtle Beach, SC. Seriously how much mini golf do we really need, I only saw about 30 courses coming up here. Tuesday night. I was impressed with the talent working at Thee Dollhouse in…

Niagara Falls, ON. Wednesday night just after midnight. I heard a ton about this place beforehand so I had to check it out. On Lundy’s lane next to Seductions which was closed. Big parking lot.…

Toronto, ON. I just got a ticket so I was a little gun shy about parking but I didn't see a sign where I was across the street so fuck it let's give it another…

Cleveland, OH. Saturday night. I was just at Larry Flynts next door. I left my car in the shared lot and just walked over. As I was coming up, several cleveland police officer were outside…

Toronto, ON. Wednesday night. I just came from a Blue Jays game so I wanted to check out the strip clubs. Ok I parked on the street around the corner, I was not even in…

Cleveland, OH. Saturday night around 10. In the Flats right under the Cleveland Memorial Shoreway. There's also sort of night spots around here, comedy club, bars. I saw parking was $10 on a sign, I…

Cleveland, OH. Larry Flynts, right next to diamond. Parking lot, free under the bridge. Looks like there is a guy in a van monitoring the lot. Walk up a couple guys, pat down, ID check.…

Toronto, ON. Looks like an old theater. There looked to be an attendant at the lot, I didn't feel like paying anything so I just parked right down Pembroke street. The area seems ok. Apparently…

Chicago, IL. Friday night around 11. I believe it used to be called Pink Pony. Right near the University of Illinois Chicago campus. Not the hood. I parked right on Polk right outside the club.…

Chicago, Il. Friday night. Up on the Northside. I ate a fuck ton of Chicago food before this so I made sure I took my diarrhea here. TMI? Go to hell. Yeah Johnnies, Ricobene's and…

Minneapolis, MN. Club is downtown, not far from the Mississippi river. I parked a couple blocks down washington avenue. Walk in there's a guy at the podium. I think cover is like $10 or $15,…

Minneapolis, MN. I was in town to check out Target Field. Nice stadium. A little later on at night, I decided to hit Rhino to far from there. Parking might be a nightmare maybe just…

Minneapolis, MN. Thursday night. I just came from a twins game which is right next stadium it's too easy to pop your head in here from there so I did. At this time around 9,…

Southgate, MI. Tuesday night, right around midnight. Downriver as they say. Suburban area. They have a big parking lot but looked like they have a valet guy staked out in a car I was gonna…

Romulus, MI. Another stop on a Detroit run through. Right by the airport. Tuesday afternoon. I parked across the road and as I go in the guy tells me it's valet. I said I'm not…

Inskster, MI. First in Flight Club but second time outside of Flight club last time I was here I got rejected for not having a collared shirt. It was still a dressy kind of t…

Ok not really at, more after, but you know get into to win it and for me in Detroit BT's won it. anyway Dearborn, MI. Really busy commercial area, seemed real safe to me. It was…

Detroit, MI. Did not have an awesome time on 8 mile road. You get here, at night like I did, valet is $8 plus tip $9. Walk in, cover $15. Mandatory one drink, ok let…

Detroit, MI. I just got some Donuts at Daily Dozen on the other side of 8 mile, some great donuts over there. Well I was nearby and thought I would check out a strip club…

Oklahoma City, OK. Saturday night. Me and bigman headed over to the Red Dog Saloon. Honestly when you hear a name like that, especially an animal name your ready to see one fucked up joint.…

Gotcha! Na I kid I kid but you know what they way they pack in all these young kids, it's bound to happen. Inevitable. I didn't even get searched coming in, dumb dumb dumb. Anyway... Oklahoma…

Oklahoma City, OK. Just came from a Oklahoma City Dodger game I felt like hitting the strip clubs. I checked to see if Bigman226 was out there already and he was. Only dude I know…

Montreal, QC. Final stop on a Montreal strip club crawl. Tuesday night. Area packed due to street festival. Walk up the steps, meet a blonde girl talking french. "Parle veux Englis" "Weeeeee" Cover was $10.…

Montreal, QC. Tuesday night. 3rd stop on a Montreal strip club run. It may have been a random tuesday but the streets were packed some kind of street festivul right outside a concert a couple…

El Paso, TX. Back in town. Damn though how the mighty have fallen. I hate to see what happened to this place. I went two nights. Friday night and saturday night. Friday night was pretty…