Pandora's Adult Cabaret
8914 Lake City Way NE Seattle, WA 98115

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Muddy
Jun 2, 2023, 9:47 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

Seattle, WA. Friday night. Very popular club on TUSCL wanted to check it out. Just north of the University of Washington. Parking lot pretty full but I found a spot in the next lot. Walk over big guy out front just says hello. Walk in, guy at the front says $20 cover w/id check. You can leave and come back as much as you want. If you have to use your phone just come back to the lobby. Layout Stage on left side, multiple dancers up at a time, bar with no alchol on the right and seating all in between. Customers I would say mostly indian and hispanic guys and in groups.

 

Dancers. As diverse a lineup as your gonna see. Asian, White, Hispanic, mixed with everything girls (I specifically asked) Even super tall girls, one girl with absolutely gigantic boobs,(I might've been interested but she crossed the obese line for me) I didn't see anything that blew me away but overall solid average talent. Alot of 7's in there I would say. Maybe 25 girls or so. There were some girls on instagram that I saw but they must've not been working tonight or there anymore. Once I sat down it was one right after the other of a conga line of dancers asking me what's going on. All quoted what I would find to be seattle standard of 1 for $40 3 for $100.

 

At the end of the day despite hearing about this club's extra reputation going in, I still need to be able to find something that I'm real excited about to take back to VIP. I would end up spending this money on no touch dances in Vancouver so it should be noted I'm someone to be ignored and discredited completely. I would end up taking a dump and leaving. Life around Pooget sound. On to the Deja Vu up the block.

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