7th Heaven
338 Buck Blvd White Haven, PA 18661

I would only watch 7th Heaven just to jerk it to Jessica Biel, I swear

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Muddy
Jun 4, 2023, 6:44 PM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

White Haven, PA. Saturday night. Out in the Poconos. Just came from Grandview. Parking lot is one strip parallel to the street, found a spot on the end. Club is just a big house/lodge basically. Walk in, guy at the front, cover is $10, id check. Walk in, same guy wands you down, remove shit from your pockets. Walk in, the stage behind the oval bar is down below. One girl up at a time and they tip walk around. Customers I would say were mostly middle age white guys. Bar was totally full, I got one seat.

 

Dancers, I would say this lineup mostly swings black, a few white girls in there. Maybe 10-15 girls around. Majority were 20's and 30's but a couple girls were older and one girls was probably 50's. Mostly 6's a a few 7's with a 4 in there. Mostly natural stuff here from the looks of it. Nobody obese that I saw.

 

One girl I saw dancing was Ruby. Some white brunette girl. With a great back end, legs, ass and had those strap leggings that made her ass look even sexier. I determined it was worth a dance. When she came around I asked if she wanted to go. Up we go to some grandma lady at the cash register. Pre pay $30 for topless, and it would be $45 if I went nude. I got one song. Booths with curtains but cameras. IDK if there are cameras in the VIP different room. She was a nice girl, soft spoken no attitude whatsoever so that was nice. Solid two way dance, I felt it was worth it and didn't feel cheated in anyway. Given good leeway. Chinese takeout? No dice. It's all good. Overall though my thoughts of this place though probably better lineups overall at the other two nearby clubs, Pleasure Dome and Grandview. This wasn't great but also wasn't terrible.

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I would only watch 7th Heaven just to jerk it to Jessica Biel, I swear