In Search of Poconohontus

Gouldsboro, PA. Saturday night. Start of a strip club run in the Pocono mountains. Drive up, plenty of parking in the lot. No id check, no nothing. Walk in I stopped at the bar/window for a drink, the lady talking with some guy said oh hey it's $20. The way it's set up and how many folks our just kind of out there, it made me feel like I might've been able to get in here without even paying the cover if I just went b line for the tip rail. Whatever fuck it. My water was $3. Customers here were middle age and up. Definitely an older crowd. Place is nicer then I thought it would be.

Dancers. Same as the crowd a little bit older skewing with some younger dancers mixed in. Maybe even distribution between, 20's, 30's and 40's. But the veteran dancers here were the stars of the show and I got admit they looked pretty good. A lot of enhancements here some it worked on some not. White, black and hispanic. The black girls here were younger. The white girls here were the more seasoned dancers. Hispanic girls, either way. There was one hispanic girl around 40 with huge fake tits, very popular. One blonde around 40, fake tits, nice ass, very well proportioned, classic hot blonde kind of look, was going back and forth all night.

Dance quotes were all over the place. One thin black dancer named Sugar gave me a qoute of $25 to the house and then $120 to her for a 5 minute dance. And $20 more to take her top off. YEAH HOW ABOUT NO. One consistent was $25 to access the dance area then the dancer wants a tip, what that is who knows, some weren't even clear about it. I think it's just $25 a dance and these dancers want to build in their tips. Well I just didn't find something to pay the prices for dances but the lineup overall I thought had some good quality not especially not being in a city but I believe this is tourist season in the poconos and girls come from all over to dance out here. The girls here will sit on your lap and give dances at the tip rail (they are not the ones on stage) a big no no in a lot of clubs, because it distracts stage tipping customers but it's cool here and good way to feel up a girl, have a little test run for just singles while you make a decision to go further. But I don't think I've ever seen that anywhere else.