They needed a PG, kid friendly version of Prince's Eroctic City, and thus...

Salt Lake City, UT. Saturday night. State street, busy commercial strip. Parking lot is easy to miss it's on a road next to the club and the parking is all behind the strip club. I couldn't find it at first so I parked on the street next door on the other side of the lot with all the cars, didn't seem like a bad area. Walk in through the entrance in the back. Cover is $5 with highlight marker check mark on your hand to come back anytime. Place is a little beat up but it's probably one of the better options in SLC, not saying much as lap dances are actually available here. $35 a song but all the dances want and shoot for the 10 minutes for the $100. One girl up at a time for 3 songs.

Dancers. I thought this lineup was pretty good, there were a few girls I could've taken for dances in a normal setting. White and latina mostly. Looked like younger side for the most part. 6-8 maybe a girl in there you would consider a 9. I believe all natural girls for the most part. I actually came back here seeing if one latina girl got free but she did not, always with somebody but she had a great body, nice face, see through silk bra, I would try the low mileage dances with that girl and see how it goes but no. Some of the girls were fun to talk to, some not.

They can sit with you stage side which you don't often see at clubs but here it's a go. The rail side chairs are real nice think like those high speed video game chairs. Anyway the waitress will sometimes come by to offer the lady a drink which I turn down, don't care. "you sure?" yes. I was talking to one white girl, as pretty in the face as it gets, total GND, I can't remember her name some chick from Vegas. Really nice blue eyes, she is a cool girl, real nice but just too skinny for me to try out. Another blonde chick sits down and is ordering me to tip the dancer on stage despite her being on the other side the whole time. I just tell her no and stop talking to her and she goes away. A few more baby strippers come up to me stage side and chat away which is nice they haven't really developed that jaded cunty side yet so they are fun to talk to, you don't get the used car salesman vibe. At the end of the day though I just could not pull the trigger on dances here it sounded so shitty, there's a guy that watches you, no touching clothed areas and at the end of the day $35 a song, if the girl even will do one song. And pre pay I know why they bundle it because it's such a shitty dance they probably can't get to song #2. But I give it credit that it's at least option here and they do have some hot girls, quality lineup here overall in an area with terrible options.