She says she will show you her beaver? Here, take those statements literally

TL;DR: It's sucks don't go

Sugarloaf, PA. Saturday night after midnight. We are way out in the fucking boonies with this one. Small little town downtown you will pass and then will come up on this club in the woods. There was a river nearby, called the black creek. Plenty of parking, lot pretty full. Walk in. Group was ahead of me. Guy in the entrance looked high on something and simply said "$20" Layout stage in middle bathrooms in back right corner, LD area down a hallway behind stage and seating all around other way. Somewhat beatup place. Customers, I didn't know you could have a hoodrat hangout way out in the sticks, but here it is. A lot of loud groups. Maybe about 20 customers or so some girl customers in there too. I was probably the only one solo.

Talent was pretty fucking horrible. Black and white about 6 or 7 girls. Mostly 30's or so. About 2-6 I would say. One girl, who was probably only in her 30's looked decades older then that because of clear heavy meth or some other crazy ass drug use. Lap dances are $20 a song here.