Reviews by Muddy

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego??? CHECK SAN DIEGO. TRY CHECKING SAN DIEGO YOU MUTHAFUCKAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

San Diego, CA. Saturday night. You know what I just love this fucking, it is so God damn gorgeous. And I have facisnation with the movie top gun when I'm here I just drive around…

4 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(Muddy)

Sep 30, 2022, 1:09 PM

Goldfingers Gentlemen's Club

8660 Miramar Rd San Diego, CA 92126

Ride into the Danger Zone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVKlYpP1KEE San Diego, CA. Right across the street from MCAS Miramar where they filmed a lot of Top Gun back in 1985. Pretty full parking lot, but a lot of that is from a bar called…

1 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(Muddy)

Sep 30, 2022, 1:09 PM

Les Girls

3790 Riley St San Diego, CA 92110

Femmes Lourdes

San Diego, CA. Saturday night. Came in, parking lot is one of those one way aisle lots. I found one spot right at the end. Walk in, to a bunch a strippers greeting you on…

1 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(Jascoi)

Sep 30, 2022, 1:00 PM

Little Darlings

8290 Broadway Lemon Grove, CA 91945

Come on Everybody, lets all do gay shit and act like little fags out in the Lemon Grove, Follow Meeeeeeeeeeee! 🌈

Lemon Grove, CA. Saturday night after midnight. Just east of San Diego. Club is under a freeway. Parking in the back it was tight but found a couple spots. Walk in, younger hispanic male, pat…

Sep 30, 2022, 11:15 AM

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

44 N 32nd St Phoenix, AZ 85034

2 red heads working here? I believe that’s new world record.

Phoenix, AZ. Right by the airport. Plenty of parking. I believe this place is new, it’s looks it, very nice club. Walk in cover is $15 I believe but free military. Hottest girl in this…

Sep 29, 2022, 8:53 PM

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

4125 N 7th St Phoenix, AZ 85014

What happened to those Diet Green Tea Arizona Iced teas? You know the one with the Asian ladies on it. No sugar, only a dollar, I guess they probably caused cancer or some shit

Phoenix, AZ. Not far from BS and HL. Park in the back. Club has a purple light around it. Usually a universal sign for a black club but no not here. Walk in cover was…

3 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(Candycaramel97)

Sep 29, 2022, 7:04 PM

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

4716 N 12th St Phoenix, AZ 85014

High Noon at Hi Liter

Phoenix, AZ. Alright noon more like 3 but I won’t let that get in the way of a title. Just note I came here the night around 1230. They told me as I entered they…

5 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(Muddy)

Sep 29, 2022, 6:04 PM

Essex Gentleman's Club

4139 W Indian School Rd Phoenix, AZ 85019

No, No es Sex aqui. We be some ghetto ass strip club!

Phoenix, AZ. Yeah no not England just some hoodrat make it rain club in Phoenix I don't know where they get the naem Essex from. No parking left in the lot so I parked in…

Sep 29, 2022, 5:23 PM

Crazy Girls Cabaret

1926 W Deer Valley Dr Phoenix, AZ 85027

Enter the Dragon

Phoenix, AZ. Friday night, just came from Candy Store both up here on the north side of town. Drive up, parking lot, walk in the entrance. Girl at the front, cover is $10, free military.…

2 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(Lone_Wolf)

Sep 29, 2022, 4:29 PM

Desert Flame

11145 E Apache Trail Mesa, AZ 85220

Time to put this fire out 🌊 ....Oh no it was a grease fire! OH NOOOO! SOMEBODY HELP! CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT! HELP! AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥

Mesa, AZ. I call it Table. Friday night. Way the fuck east. Not much if you keep going. Plenty of parking. Walk in, no cover, no id check, no interaction, no nothing. States 2 drink…

1 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(Heellover)

Sep 29, 2022, 3:37 PM

Candy Store

18613 N Cave Creek Rd Phoenix, AZ 85050

Yeah I use a Candy Cane as my pimp cane. Don't judge me bitch.

Phoenix, AZ. Friday night. First of a big time Phoenix club run. Just ate at Carolina's not too far from here and needed to take a massive diarrhea so I came here. Plenty of parking,…

2 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(Heellover)

Sep 29, 2022, 3:33 PM

Coyote Cabaret

13724 W Glendale Ave Glendale, AZ 85307

Coyote Ugly

Glendale, AZ. Right outside Luke AFB. In a strip mall, enough parking in the lot. Walk in. Bald guy was chatting with a few girls, gets up and gives you a pat down, no cover.…

Sep 29, 2022, 8:53 AM

Xplicit Showclub

11701 W Glendale Ave Glendale, AZ 85307

Too Xplicit

Glendale, AZ. West side. Sunday night. Plenty of parking. Club looks like a big box out on it's own. Can't miss it. Walk in, bald guy at the front. ID scan. Cover is $10 and…

1 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(JeezyScheezy)

Sep 29, 2022, 7:41 AM

Cowboys Showgirls

1515 Russell Cave Rd Lexington, KY 40505

HOW 'BOUT DEM COWBOYS! YEEHAW! Wait a second shouldn't it be Cowgirls?!? Those were Cowgirls right? I did naughty things back there. Not Cowboys Right?...Right? Hello? Hello?

Lexington, KY. Club is in the back of a strip mall, drive in on the side under the Cowboys sign. Plenty of parking in the back. Walk in cover is $5. Walk in, bar on…

1 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(Jascoi)

Sep 7, 2022, 12:09 AM

Spearmint Rhino

5539 Athens Boonesboro Rd Lexington, KY 40509

Seabiscuits and Gravy. Hold on that's not gravy!

Lexington, KY. Wednesday night. Of the strip clubs in Lexington this one that kind of out on it's own in the southeast part of town on Athens Boonesboro road. Seems like a safe area to…

Sep 6, 2022, 11:54 PM

Diva's Gentlemens Club

1318 Russell Cave Rd Lexington, KY 40505

G Strung Out Divas

Lexington, KY. Wednesday night. Right next to a taco bell. Plenty of parking in the lot. Big fat guy does the pat down. $5 cover to a black lady. Walk in. Very blue club with…

Sep 6, 2022, 11:54 PM

The Godfather

5000 Preston Hwy Louisville, KY 40213

Bonasera, Bonasera

Louisville, KY. Wednesday night after midnight. Near the airport right across from a gas station. I parked on the side of the club. Small lot but you should be able to find a street spot.…

Sep 6, 2022, 2:46 PM

Thorobred Lounge

3634 7th Street Rd Louisville, KY 40216

Have I watched porn where the horse is fucking the girl? Yes...Yes. Have I jerked it off to it? Yeah ok you got me, I have. I'm not proud of it but I was young, naive and didn't know any better. Would I do it again? Probably.

Louisville, KY. Wednesday night after midnight. Most Louisville strip clubs are here on 7th street and just be advised this the hood for Louisville. Not far from Churchill Downs and University of Louisville. Parking lot,…

Sep 6, 2022, 2:45 PM

Vanity Gentlemen's Club

2880 Bethel Rd Columbus, Ohio 43220

Anybody else see that one time Kirk Herbstreit cried like a little bitch? LMAO!

Columbus, OH. Friday night after midnight. Came from right next door at Gold club. As I walked up a big group of young drunk customers was getting thrown out. One dude was at the door…

1 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(dowler86)

Sep 6, 2022, 1:37 PM

Columbus Gold

5411 Bethel Sawmill Center Columbus, OH 43235

Eating Buckeye's will cause massive diarrhea. I learned the hard way so you don't have to

Columbus, OH. Friday night, safe area right next to Vanity. I parked in the adjacent strip mall parking lot. Walk in, ID check, cover is $15 free military. Guy at the front was friendly was…

Sep 6, 2022, 1:35 PM

Rocket City Showgirls

6400 University Dr Huntsville, AL 35806

The high brow, fancy schmancy Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungaloo was closed so I was forced to come here to Scores next door

Huntsville, AL. Thursday night. Actually by some weird ass random occurance I met up with Wallanon and we hit this club and down the road at Pony Too. Came in here, cover is $15, military…

Sep 6, 2022, 1:29 PM

The Pony Bama

141 Ware Dr NE Huntsville, AL 35811

Sweet Home Alabama

Huntsville, AL. Thurday night. Came through, plenty of parking. Walk up, big black dude looked like a former pro football player, pat down, ID check. Walk in, cover is I can't remember the homepage says…

1 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(Jaa81)

Sep 6, 2022, 1:22 PM

Pony Too

8700 Highway 72 W Madison, AL 35758

Trying to get rid of my Alabama White Sauce

Madison, AL. Thursday night after midnight. Just came from Scores with Wallanon. Walk up to a black guy in the parking lot, pat down. Cover is $11. Layout T stage on right, lapdance area, booths…

3 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(RockAllNight)

Sep 6, 2022, 12:58 PM

Hip Hugger

805 Belvedere Dr Kokomo, IN 46901

Way down in Kokomo

Kokomo, IN. Tuesday night after midnight. It's one of those clubs you always hear about, thought I'd stop by. Little confusing to find it on GPS but it's just behind some stuff, right near a…

Sep 6, 2022, 9:50 AM

Brandy's Gentlemen's Club

3011 W Coliseum Blvd Fort Wayne, IN 46808

Chugging Brandy might be the most fun your gonna have

Fort Wayne, IN. Tuesday night. I passed by Showgirls III and Showgirls I and check out there parking lots, I've been burned before, this one actually had the fullest parking lot of the three. The…

Sep 6, 2022, 4:17 AM