The Pinky and the Lame

Salt Lake City, UT. Saturday night. On state street, real busy road. Don't go too fast you'll miss the parking lot like I did. I went around and even missed it again so I parked next door. Walk in, guy at the front real excited to see me, gave me that look like "Dude your seriously gonna in come here?!?!? WOW!" Any seems like a good dude checks ID, no cover. Set up, one stage, real small, and bar to your right some seating around. You gotta just think of this as a bar with a naked girl dancing as there are no lap dances or anything like that. The girls don't even play the floor. I didn't research Utah before coming here and didn't really know that was a thing so I would learn at some clubs in SLC, this is how it is.

Dancers seemed more veteran side here. The girls don't play the floor so it was hard to see the whole line up but there coudln't be that much, probably only a handful. Latina and white. Natural, not awful but nothing can't miss. Ok at best. Bartender chick, 40's ish was probably the hottest girl in the club.

Customers mostly mexcian dudes and some bikers came in later. Pretty divey. Overall I don't know what else you do in this place other then get the fuck out after you bought you first beer and realize the mistake you made.