Reviews by Muddy

Salt Lake City, UT. Saturday night. State street, busy commercial strip. Parking lot is easy to miss it's on a road next to the club and the parking is all behind the strip club. I…

Salt Lake City, UT. Friday after midnight. This is the late night open till 5 spot. Industrial area. Plenty of parking in rear. Walk in, big line of mexican dudes. Which btw after this Salt…

Salt Lake City, UT. Saturday night. Close to downtown. Area seemed OK SLC really ain't that ghetto. Although no city in America has more cones on the fucking street. Every single street. Pick your fucking…

West Haven, UT. Friday night. First stop for a Utah run. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in guy at the register say $5 and checks id. Gives you a wristband. Doesn't allow reentry…

Magna, UT. Just west of SLC. Friday night, primetime. No strippers. Plenty of parking, parking lot, safe area. Walk in, black guy flags me down and asks to scan my ID. That's it no cover…

Salt Lake City, UT. Saturday night. On state street, real busy road. Don't go too fast you'll miss the parking lot like I did. I went around and even missed it again so I parked…

Garden City, ID. Friday night after midnight. No reviews in 6 years so lets put this one on the board. Plenty of parking, just parked in a lot next door, right next to an adjacent…

Boise, ID. Friday night. Just came from Spearmint Rhino a couple blocks over. Seems like a decent area to me. Parking lot, found one spot if not, this downtown area of Boise, there's ton of…

Boise, ID. Downtown. The high flying club in town. Friday night just came from Torch 2. I found a spot right on the street just next door down. Seems like an alright area to me.…

Boise, ID. Friday night. Area is all good. Parking in the front, I got a spot but it will fill up if so there is plenty of spots on the street somewhere. Looks like a…

White Haven, PA. Saturday night. Out in the Poconos. Just came from Grandview. Parking lot is one strip parallel to the street, found a spot on the end. Club is just a big house/lodge basically.…

White Haven, PA. Saturday night. Very wooded area. Pullup, you can hear the Lehigh river right there next to this club. Alright if Grandview and 7th Heaven were more a mature crowd then this place…

Gouldsboro, PA. Saturday night. Start of a strip club run in the Pocono mountains. Drive up, plenty of parking in the lot. No id check, no nothing. Walk in I stopped at the bar/window for…

TL;DR: It's sucks don't go Sugarloaf, PA. Saturday night after midnight. We are way out in the fucking boonies with this one. Small little town downtown you will pass and then will come up on this…

Tacoma, WA. Sunday early evening around 6. Area seems fine right by Joint Base Lewis-McChord. Plenty of parking walk in, nobody at the front. I walk to the bar in the back. I got accosted…

Seattle, WA. Sunday late afternoon. Warehouse sort of district south of downtown. Plenty of parking in the back. Walk in to a girl. Tells me $11 cover and I have to check my hat. Remember…

Seattle, WA. Friday night after midnight. Parking lot full I just parked in the neighborhood right behind. This place seems new or redone. Walk in to the bar guy taps me on the shoulder to…

Lake Forest Park, WA. Just came from Dream Girls at Ricks down the road. Friday night after midnight. Walk in $27 cover to a girl at the register. Bathrooms is right there to your left.…

Seattle, WA. Friday night. Plenty of parking. Walk up black guy greets you watching the parking lot. Going in, pay $27 cover and walk in. No alcohol here. Grab a water and sit down. Two…

Seattle, WA. Friday night first stop on a Seattle strip club run. Downtown. Found parking right around the corner from those two big orb things across the street. I at first tried to park in…

Seattle, WA. Friday night. Very popular club on TUSCL wanted to check it out. Just north of the University of Washington. Parking lot pretty full but I found a spot in the next lot. Walk…

Vancouver, BC. Saturday night. I actually hit this club first but came too early at around 9ish, completely dead. (Pat down, up the elevator ID check cover $15) So I left and came back after…

Vancouver BC. This part of Vancouver has a few more homeless tents but didn't seem like an issue when I went. Saturday night. There is street parking. Walk up to a big black guy and…

Vancouver, BC. Saturday night. Downtown club. Granville strip, huge party area, no parking whatsoever. I parked a few blocks away. First time in Vancouver actually, very cool town. I was aware that it doesn't have…

Vancouver, BC. Saturday night just came from Granville Strip a block over. Walk up to here big marquee, it's very famous for clever sayings in the strip club world. https://dailyhive.com/vancouver/vancouver-penthouse-marquee-hilarious-messages The guy at front checks…