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1,354 reviews by Muddy

Sugar's Lounge

Parkersburg, WV

One dancer on a Saturday night. Enough said.

Parkersburg, WV. Saturday night, real late. I got their with about 40 minutes left to go. Plenty of parking in the lot. Area seemed ok to me, there were random drunk folks looking like they…

2 yrs ago1

VIP Club

Mineral Wells, WV

Hillbillying up on a hill

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Mineral Wells, WV. Saturday night. Off the freeway right up on a hill, drive up plenty of parking. Safe area to me at least. Walk in. Light skinned black girl at the front, pretty cute,…

2 yrs ago

Elite Gentlemen's Club

Charleston, WV

Mountaineers needed to scale all these big girls

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Charleston, WV. Saturday night. Downtown Charleston. Doesn't seem that ghetto, some bar around here were pretty full. No parking lot, I found some down the road in an empty lot. Could it have been broken…

2 yrs ago

Obsessions Cabaret

Barboursville, WV

We are Marshall. We are also an average strip club.

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Barboursville, WV. Saturday night. Not far from Huntington and Marshall University. Coming out of here can be tricky as the street is on a curve and it's hard to see who's coming around the bend.…

2 yrs ago

Southern X-Posure Gentlemen's Club

Barboursville, WV

I don't know how to feel about strippers dressing like a nun in a strip club.

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Barboursville, WV. Saturday night. Just came from Obsessions. The spot is right up on a hill. Commerical area, safe. Big parking lot. Walk in. Guy in a window you can hear but can't see. I…

2 yrs ago2

Lakeside Lounge

Derry, PA

What is it called, let's call it Lakeside stank

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Derry, PA. Friday night. After midnight. Area is sort of suburban, ruraly area. Seems pretty safe to me. This strip club looks like a house and it's true to the name, beside a lake. Parking…

2 yrs ago1

The Palace

Altoona, PA

Malice at the Palace

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Altoona, PA. Friday night. Area seemed ok, pretty dark, gravel lot next to the place I parked in. This place is open a few days a week and the hours are 11 to 4. I…

2 yrs ago1

BX Club (Beyond Xpectations)

Atlantic City, NJ

Under the boardwalk, we'll be getting ripped off, under the boardwalk

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Atlantic City, NJ. Saturday night. There's a parking lot where it seems impossible to get a spot but I actually found a spot right in there, don't count on it though. I wouldn't say this…

2 yrs ago

Stiletto Atlantic City

Atlantic City, NJ

Meet me tonight in Atlantic City

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Atlantic City, NJ. Saturday night. Atlantic city was like Miami of it's day, but then air conditioning came about and sort of killed the town. But here and it goes for a lot of the…

2 yrs ago1

Allure

Saint John, NB

Do try not to fall asleep on Bay of Fundy beaches. Bad idea.

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Saint John, NB. Saturday night after midnight. Downtown. This place is called Allure now. Parking on the side of the building. I wouldn't say this area is dangerous but there are some homeless folks in…

2 yrs ago1

Angie's Show Palace

Dieppe, NB

They can't say we never tried

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Dieppe, NB. Saturday night. Just got out from a doobie brothers concert a couple blocks away. I love all that good shit. To kill time while the traffic is going lets go to strip club.…

2 yrs ago

Club Castaway

Whatley, MA

Sara Jay in the house

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

Whately, MA. Friday night. This club recently re-opened and I wanted to check it out. Somewhat of a wooded residential area. Parking lot was little awkward but there are spots. Not a bad area. Walk…

2 yrs ago1

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, CA

Sacramento/Home of definitely sane politicians who are great with money says CNN

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Rancho Cordova, CA. Saturday night after midnight. Just came from Gold Club a few blocks away. Industrial park. Plenty of parking. Walk in to see nobody. Then I hear a voice, wtf. It's a small…

2 yrs ago1

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Sunnyvale, CA

Yeah how about we not let crackheads in the strip club

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

Sunnyvale, CA. Friday night after midnight. Plenty of parking. Industrial park area. Nobody really around. Walk up to a girl in a glass window. Cover I believe was a brutal $35. Walk in, get patted…

2 yrs ago1

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, CA

Sacramento is spanish for "Sacrifice all yo money for these strippers, bitch!"

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Rancho Cordova, CA. Saturday night. Industrial office park area. Plenty of parking. Walk up I see the bouncers yelling at a group of indian guys. Not sure what they did but the bouncers said to…

2 yrs ago3

Pink Poodle

San Jose, CA

Somebody call the ASPCA

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

San Jose, CA. Friday night after midnight. Commercial area, busy street. Parking lot looked full. I parked in the lot across the street. Walk in, cover is $25 free military. Walk in layout is a…

2 yrs ago1

Spearmint Rhino

San Jose, CA

Come on Everybody, we're all getting real gay down in San Jose! Follow me! 🌈

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

San Jose, CA. Friday night. This is in downtown San Jose. Streets were packed with young folks. Bar hopping. All kinds of restaurants. Crazy area at this time people wise. There's a parking lot in…

2 yrs ago3

Pure Gold Showgirls

Rancho Cordova, CA

Bad news. No bar. Good news. You don't have to tip the vending machine.

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

Rancho Cordova, CA. Saturday night after midnight. Last stop of a Sacramento strip club journey. Commerical area. Strip mall. Plenty of parking. Walk in, I was confused if it was a sex shop or not,…

2 yrs ago

HQ Gentlemen's Club & Bar

Sacramento, CA

Me and my ballsack up in the Sac

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Sacramento, CA. Saturday night. Some type of big concert was let out so there was a ton of traffic going on. I finally get to the club. It's just outside downtown. Industrial part of town.…

2 yrs ago2

Sporty's Bikini Bar

Sunnyvale, CA

Sporty Spice was a dyke

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Sunnyvale, CA. Friday night. Area seems fine to me, commercial area, I think there was a Jack in box in the parking lot. This club is in a strip mall. Plenty of parking. Walk in,…

2 yrs ago

AJ's

San Jose, CA

Fuck you AJ

★★★★★★★4.0/10

San Jose, CA. Friday night. Seems like a safe area to me sort of an industrial part of town. Small parking lot completely full I parked on the street. Walk in. Hispanic guy walks over…

2 yrs ago

Cloud 9 Show Bar

Harleysville, PA

Hey that's no Cloud, that's a...HURRICANE! RUN! 🌀🌊🌊🌊⛈⛈AHHH I CAN'T SWIM!

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Harleysville, PA. More of a bucolic area out here. Big parking lot. Right across the way are a couple of houses straight outta Leave it Beaver then right across the street, strip club. Just a…

2 yrs ago

Utopia Cabaret

Douglassville, PA

Dystopia Cabaret

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Douglassville, PA. Between Reading and Philadelphia. On Rt. 422 commercial sort of highway. Area not bad at all but it's a highway so try to slow down if you miss it you got a loop…

2 yrs ago

Club Risque Northeast

Philadelphia, PA

Not even Bruce Springsteen walks these streets anymore

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Philadelphia, PA. In the Northeast on Tacony street. Although not far from the infamously FUBAR Kensington area, this part of Philly really isn't that bad. Although while it is north physically it's the northEAST, not…

2 yrs ago

Tally Ho Gentlemens Club

Rochester, NY

Tally-No

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Rochester, NY. Friday night. Just came from Mirage. Plenty of parking in the lot. Safe area, near the airport, very commercial area and a lot of hotels. Walk in, the door. Black guy at a…

2 yrs ago