Reviews by Muddy

Richmond, VA. Saturday night. Plenty of parking, big lot. Walk in, guy at the front, ID check, empty pockets, turn around to get wanded. Lady at the desk right there. Cover was like $12. Walk…

Richmond, VA. Saturday night. Last club of the night. I pulled up on Midlothian turnpike and that side of the lot had barely any cars in it, I thought this place was dead maybe but…

Richmond, VA. Saturday night. Right in a warehouse district and not far from where the minor league baseball Richmond Flying Squirrels play. Small parking lot but found a spot. The building is like a big…

Richmond, VA. Saturday night. Just came from Richard's a couple blocks away. I parked right on the street on the other side of the entrance but there were spots in the lot too. I walk…

Richmond, VA. Saturday night. Start of a Richmond strip club journey. Parked a couple blocks over, street parking. Area didn't seem that crazy to me. Walk up to a big black guy on a stool.…

Springfield, VA. Saturday afternoonish around 6ish. Suburb of DC. Busy area, right next to a Dunkin donuts and on the end of strip mall. I parked right on the side. Walk up and in to…

Arlington, VA. Saturday afternoon. Right next to a 7/11 in a strip mall. Real busy area in downtown Arlington. I parked in a bank parking lot across the street. Walk in. No cover, no nothing…

Ranson, WV. Big gravel parking lot. I found a spot. Area seems fine. Walk in, to a young hispanic dude. He collects $10 for a cover and you sign in on a sheet. It seems…

Martinsburg, WV. Friday night. First stop on a eastern panhandle West Virginia run. Parking lot had a ton of cars, gravel lot, I parked in the back. Walk up on and in. Staff member holds…

Bunker Hill, WV. Friday night. Area seems fine, parking lot, tight. I parked on a gravel parking lot right next to it. Walk in, door locked. Passed a window with a bald guy, using his…

Littlestown, PA. Friday night. Coming here, it's a lot of one lane road, where everybody's everyone's ass going 70 on a 40. Pain in the ass. I'm not getting a ticket or hitting a deer…

Quebec, QC. Saturday night. Quebec city is a cool town, I highly recommend checking it out just once. Just came here from Cabaret Lady Mary Ann. Big parking lot, area seems fine. Some folks hanging…

Quebec, QC. Saturday night. Every time I'm in Canada, be it Vancouver, Toronto or Montreal, there's always some big ass festival going on (which likely influences the way I think about Canada) and this week…

Camelot. Night of Frigg. I rode hard and fast through the night. I approach a black night guarding this abode. Hey muttered bottle service? "NEY" I responded. DRAW! EN GUARDE!, WHAT SAY YOU! A DUEL…

Washington, D.C. Friday night. I was finished my walking tour of the downtown clubs and got back in my car for one more up here in the Northwest part of DC by Georgetown. This is…

Washington D.C. Third stop on a DC strip club journey. Walked my ass here from Archibalds. Two guys at the front, one big black guy greets me, seemed like a friendly dude and checks ID…

Washington, D.C. Just came from Cloakroom and walk a few blocks over, not a bad hike. Friday night. Walk up, black guy with an accent. Cover is $20 but military is $10. Walk in and…

Washington, D.C. Friday night. On a DC strip club journey, first stop. You know what for better or worse, whatever happens I really dig places where you can strip club hop on foot. It turns…

TL;DR: SKIP IT Virginia Beach, VA. This club is right by Fort Little Creek/Story aka where the east coast SEALs are. This spot certainly ain't the Navy Seals of strip clubs. The parking lot had a…

Norfolk, VA. Saturday night. 3rd Headlight club. This was was probably had more of a hip hoppy make it rain type vibe then the other two headlights and probably for the entire metro overall. Customers…

Virginia Beach, VA. Closest club to the beach. Saturday night after midnight. Parking lot was pretty pack but I found a spot looping around the back. Area seems fine. Walk in, they had a team…

Chesapeake, VA. Chesapeake is where David Wright grew up and that dude is the man. Saturday night. Pretty full parking lot. Walk in, black guy and white guy in vests. ID check, clear the mag…

Portsmouth, VA. Saturday night just came from a Norfolk Tides game. 3 Headlights club around here and even 1 up in Newport News. Parking lot fair amount of cars, walk in to metal detector setup.…

Portsmouth, VA. I'm calling all these stops Virginia Beach stops because this area needs ONE name. Portsmouth, Norfolk, Hampton, Newport News, Chesapeake, Virginia Beach, Figure it the fuck out already. It's all Virginia beach to…

Salt Lake City, UT. Saturday night. Plenty of parking, parked right next door. Walk in to lady at the front desk. Cover is $10. Walk further to the left, stage, seating, bar. No alchol no…