What is it called, let's call it Lakeside stank
Derry, PA. Friday night. After midnight. Area is sort of suburban, ruraly area. Seems pretty safe to me. This strip club looks like a house and it's true to the name, beside a lake. Parking lot with spots, you can also park on the other side. I walk around and in. No cover, no id check, no pat down, no nothing, just walk in and sit. Like three women bartenders and mostly middle age dude customers. About 10, not a big crowd. Now everybody here was all yinzer'd the fuck out. You couldn't even understand this fucking people. It's not english, I don't what it is, but it's not english. But despite that a cheery environment. Lap dances are $30 for 5 minutes and $60 for 15 minutes.
Dancers. Only three tonight. All white girls. All decent looking I don't know anything was super crazy. One spinner and two average body types. All looked 20's age wise. I saw one girl LaLa dancing on stage. She was an olive skinned girl, maybe she was latina, I don't think so though. Glasses and you know she had a nice natural body with good ass. She gave me the run down while she was dancing and I said fuck it yeah try some dances. She already had a customer waiting and went with him. And then it was closing time. They kicked everybody out except the customers took a while they had to get yelled at a few times. But as I said I have no idea what anybody was saying to each other as drunk and pittsburghese don't mix well.
I took LaLa back for 15 minutes. Seemed like an alright deal. Set up was a couch and curtain all around that in the back. Apparently there are cameras and sometimes the manager can walk near I'm told. She kept bringing this up when I went for a little more mileage. Overall good grind and she really wanted to make me cum. Good effort although not crazy mileage. Solid two way contact though.
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