We are Marshall. We are also an average strip club.

Barboursville, WV. Saturday night. Not far from Huntington and Marshall University. Coming out of here can be tricky as the street is on a curve and it's hard to see who's coming around the bend. Plenty of parking, I parked right in front some massage spot next door. Safe area. Walk in, dude in window, ID check writes info down. $10 cover. Get wristband. This wristband works at Southern Xposure just up the road so I kept it on as that's where I was off to next. He comes out to wand you down. Walk in. Set up is bar all along the right, stage all along the left. Bathrooms on the back right. Lap dances, they have a saying hands to the side, enjoy the ride. Which is a gay as all fuck saying. They list that under the ROOMS so I'm guessing normal lapdances are even worse than that. $30 for one song. I forget the room prices but around a 200 for the lowest option something like that. Crowd looked like mostly younger white guys, all solo. About 4 dudes.

Dancers. Only about 6 on the lineup, the names are displayed on a screen and it highlights the name of whoever is up. All white girls. Various body types but mostly average to thin. I would say mostly 6-7 range ok lineup mostly neighborhood type girls no supermodels. Nothing fake here. All girls looked 20's age wise. Best looking girl was probably some girl with long black hair named Viper, nice body.

Ultimately not enough mileage available to make me consider dances. Certainly if I wasn't in love with anyone. I left to check out Southern Xposure.