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Harleysville, PA. More of a bucolic area out here. Big parking lot. Right across the way are a couple of houses straight outta Leave it Beaver then right across the street, strip club. Just a little odd. Might be tough explaining "Mom who are the neighbors?" This don't seem like a ghetto joint, or crazy crowd type place though, more like one big sports bar TV's all over. I walk in, there's a guy at the desk dealing with some other customers and he looks my way if I needed help and he says go on ahead in. I'm sure people do that a lot but no cover, no id check no nothing, that part is just where you pay to go for dances not entry.

Lay out is one big bar that stretches around the whole club. Dances dance in the middle. Although it was mostly the back section stage being used, not the front part of the sort of big triangle bar. Very well lit spot. Customers looked like a good amount middle age folk. Mostly white with a couple hispanic and black. Mostly in groups. A lot going in and out of the patio out back which I didn't go to. Bartender was a nice lady, didn't charge me for seltzer water, I tipped a little better than normally would in return. One dancer offered me pizza I guess for the whole club, I didn't want it, talk about food that makes you just feel like fucking shit afterwords. One girl up at time on stage and then they tip parade around the bar. Dances start at $20 a song and go up from there. They are in areas in rooms where you come in, out of view from the rest of the club. Except I could kind of see in when walking by through a glass door, looks like standard lap dance are in a community dance room on couches.

Dancers. Honestly just a club full of 6's. White and black girls, maybe one hispanic girl. 20's-40's age wise. About 12 or so girls. Some chunky girls. A couple skinny. Girls pick their own music, one girl danced to blink 182, so it's sort wide range music to be heard. I was looking real hard to get dances here as the price was good but I just couldn't find nothing. There was one girl, either hispanic or mixed black white, with big tits but almost going to flobby status. I thought about it but eh I shouldn't have to think this hard. Really nobody truly bad looking but just not lineup that makes you want to go get dances.