Malice at the Palace

Altoona, PA. Friday night. Area seemed ok, pretty dark, gravel lot next to the place I parked in. This place is open a few days a week and the hours are 11 to 4. I got there at just about midnight and was the first customer in. $20 cover. ID check and get wanded down. This place is BYOB. One dude and the lady bartender that let me in were nice folks. I didn't have anything with me, asked for a water. They said don't drink the water and just gave me, not sold me a twisted tea.

At the time, no dancers yet, the guy said they were changing in the back. And there would be three more who were running late. But only like 3 hours left, shit. Customers, were a couple white guys and a indian guy. All middle aged, very slow. This is friday night. Set up is a floor with a pole, no stage, some seat right in front and the dancers can dance on you. Square bar up top. I forget the exact pricing, I believe it was minutes or 10 minutes something like that for $60. Some shit like that, and it sounded one wayish.

Dancers. A couple thin black girls who were just ok. And the bartender girl decided to come out of retirment to dance because they were so light. She was a white brunette around 40 or so. Nice girl not bad looking. All girls were natural. But overall not enough here to make me want to spend and I wasn't going to wait it out. This place is just ready for the big leagues quite yet, the whole thing felt very shotgun style, shot from the hip stuff. At the end of the day gotta get more dancers. Only option in Altoona, gotta pass on it though.