This is not anything like your average strip club experience
As you all should know, Central PA is a veritable strip club desert with literally nothing of any value to visit. This company, Bodies in Motion, has tried to address that "need" in a relatively novel fashion; they have traveling "strip shows" on Friday and Saturday nights at different venues in the west-central part of PA. They also have a physical location in Portage, PA where they have shows on Thursday nights but I have never been there.
This is my second visit with this operation -- this time the performance was at an Italian restaurant in Hollidaysburg, PA. I got there about 10:45 pm and stayed until about 1:00 am. This scene is much different than a strip club per se. First off is the lighting -- it is totally normal of what you would see in a bar or restaurant. Second, because it is a bar/restaurant, there is not "stage" and so the girls are sitting on the bar or lounging on pool tables to shake their assets. Third - the dancers are all (very literally) GND types who are coming in to try to make a little money. And the atmosphere ranges from pretty laid back to a "party" type atmosphere with LOTS of other non-dancing women and couples present for the show. It is sort of a mind-blowing experience to be in an Italian restaurant and have all of these 20-something year old girls walking about topless (probably even more so for the clientele who actually eat in the restaurant during normal times). And finally, there isn't any "stripping" going on, just young girls walking around in their underwear topless.
There are chairside lap dances that are whatever you'd like to tip the girl. Depending upon the girl, there is a mix between a nice brief grind to jiggling up and down in front of you with considerable air in-between. I tended to tip between $1 and $4 dollars per dance (and they don't really adhere to the song length either). There are $20 dollar lap dances that are done in the open but these are usually a full song grind. And then there is the VIP dance done in the van that sits out in the street and there it is private (in that you and your dancer are the only ones in there) but there is an obvious camera monitor watching the goings on (most assuredly for dancer safety concerns). The prices for those dances are $100/15 mins, $150/30 mins and $200/60 mins. The number of available VIP dances is quite limited ('cause no one else can go in there if there is a private dance going on) so if you want a VIP dance, you have to get in the queue relatively early on into the night or you won't get one.
The dancers I met this evening in brief (as I said, all appeared to be in their 20s and were the "girls next door" with "girls next door" type of bodies. Lots of tattoos on nearly everyone - no stunners but probably 4-8 in looks). All gave me floor dances.
Destiny - Mid-back length red hair, nicely done Man-made D's, a bit of a belly and a nice ass. I had dances with her at my first visit at a totally different venue. She did not initially recognize me but after we chatted for some time, she began to remember. She's got a great personality and gave a pretty good (totally legal) private dance. I only got floor dances from her this evening. She was the only one who seemed to have "augmentation".
Indica - a slender blonde with A cups and pierced nipples. She wanted me to get $20 dances where she could "do more" (yeah, right!)
Kayke -- a dark haired dancer (said she was First Nations - Eskimo) with very nice C's.
Chloe -- a short blonde (probably 4'5") with large B's and a nice bootie
Dickey -- a frizzy haired brunette with probably the best body -- nature C's, great butt and well proportioned curves. I think she was probably the best looking dancer there. She also offered VIP but was totally upfront saying that nothing extra happens there
Moya -- a slender petite blonde with small B's with pierced nipples. Background is Russian (or so she said)
Mulan -- crazy energetic partially Asian dancer. Incredibly petite. Long thick black hair nearly to her waist and small A's with pierced nipples (I'm not sure how you get piercing posts through mosquito bites but she did it). She also had a wonderful butt. She said that she had only been dancing a short time but she had a long of skills.
Kara -- dirty blonde with small B's and a really nice butt
Capri -- another petite blonde (who had a lot more make-up on that most all of the other dancers and it made he seem sort of slutty in a very attractive way). small B's and a generous butt
There were others but I didn't meet them nor get dances from them. The vibe I got is that many of these people (customers and dancers) know each other and I suppose that there are customers that follow this group around Central PA on Friday and Saturday nights (remember, there's not a lot of competition out there). As someone who is NOT a regular, it was relatively easy to get the girls to stop by, grind on me for a song or two, and chat briefly.
So, it's a pleasant experience for what it is. I got a 30 minute dance with Mulan and was satisfied. This night there was a $10 cover charge but no drink minimum (and I had an hour drive home so didn't drink anything at all). Hopefully this review helps others find this happy alternative in this strip-club forsaken area of the country.
