Sporty Spice was a dyke
Sunnyvale, CA. Friday night. Area seems fine to me, commercial area, I think there was a Jack in box in the parking lot. This club is in a strip mall. Plenty of parking. Walk in, guy at the front, say $10 cover. Walk in. Layout is bar on the right, bathrooms right corner. On the left is one small stage and then a row of booths of dancers giving dances to customers, completely out in the open for all to see. No touching on those but they can touch you. A lot of aggressive bouncing though so there's that at least. Customers looked like mostly asian and hispanic. A couple white and black in there. Mostly middle age around. Pretty packed, I found one spot at the bar, the whole stage seating area was full. Lap dances are $40 a song.
Dancers. I guess this would be sort of a more dive in comparison to some of the other spots in the South Bay but for that I wouldn't say talent was that bad. Looked like hispanic and white with some black and asian in there too. Mostly 20's and 30's around I would say the lineup leaned more average to chunky around. Some fake stuff. Maybe 5-7 range around. I didn't see anything I really wanted however.
Lap dances were clearly visible and just didn't look that great or private at all but certainly not affordable in the least bit. But as stated prior I think the girls seemed to make the most of whatever rules they had to deal with as I saw many of them putting in a good deal of effort into dancing/bouncing. Still can't recommend any of it though.
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