Yeah how about we not let crackheads in the strip club
Sunnyvale, CA. Friday night after midnight. Plenty of parking. Industrial park area. Nobody really around. Walk up to a girl in a glass window. Cover I believe was a brutal $35. Walk in, get patted down by security. Layout, bar on the left, long stage with seating all around in middle and then dance areas in the back and on the right. Dances are $80 for 5 minutes. $150 for 10 minutes. Ridiculous. Very little privacy. Customers looked mostly younger folk, sitting around the stage. Nice club. My water with ice was $1.
Real quick story. I sit down at the tip rail. And some guy sits down next to me that looked like some drugged out bradley cooper. He was sitting sort of close and then nudged my elbow. I try to avoid conflict in the strip club when I can, and I saw this guy was on some type of drugs so I just got up and walked to the bar, I wasn't sweating it whatever dude I don't even deal with it. Later on after like a half hour I sit at the stage again and the same guy sits down next to me and nudges my elbow all while looking straight ahead off into space. Well now I gotta get ghetto I tried to walk away but now this guy isn't letting me. So I nudge his elbow right back and start talking shit to get him to go after me. Hey pussy you gonna do something? I'm probably on camera so if I assault somebody I need to have a green light in case of any legal issues. I wanted to just knock him out and be done with it. Well he just kept staring off ahead into space, didn't say a word. I got up and told the bouncers that this guy is on crack (if anything does go down, just let the guys know so the club sides with me if anything happens) and they said we're watching the whole time we're on him so maybe he was already bothering a lot of other folks too idk but why even let that shit play a little bit? Eventually they tossed him out. I talked to some other girls after and they said yeah they bumped into them to. Typical weird tweaker shit, I don't have time for it. I'm here for women not to brawl but if you leave me no choice then I gotta do what I gotta do.
Anyway on to the girls. You know what I was going through the lineup there were more average girls here then I thought there would be going in. Three hottest girls was probably three white girls some brunette and then two hot blondes. All looked twenty something's. White, black, asian and hispanic. Mostly 20 something's around. Some fake stuff. One black girl was cool I forgot her name now but she has nice body. Normally I would've took her for dances but at these crazy prices. Probably about 15 girls. Mostly 6-7 range. Maybe 2 8's the blondes and one 9 that brunette.
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