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San Jose, CA. Friday night. This is in downtown San Jose. Streets were packed with young folks. Bar hopping. All kinds of restaurants. Crazy area at this time people wise. There's a parking lot in the back for like 5 or 7 it's something like that, I just paid it, it's right behind this club. Walk in, cover is $10 or $15 I can't remember now. ID check and get wanded down. Walk in. Spearmint Rhinos for the most part are all pretty nice and kind of look the same. Bar on the right, stage and seating on the left, LD area in the back. Lap dances are $25 a song, and then there is a 15 minute option and third level, 30 minute or 1 hour option. I forget the prices on those. It's air dances. Crowd looked mostly groups, not a real big crowd at all for a primetime night. Middle age I would say. A good amount of girl customers.
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Dancers. Talent was pretty good here. High floor. A couple 6's, mostly 7's maybe a couple 8's and a 9. It's looks like mostly white with some latina. Not a big lineup. Maybe at most 15 girls. No fat girls. Some fake stuff but most natural. Spinners to average body types. I did see one english girl there, accent and all. Mexican/english girl.
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The 9 I thought was one girl named Cynthia. White or latina girl with black hair. Kind of duck lippy but nice natural boobs, great ass, I was interested. I asked right when she got off stage if she wanted to go for dances. And she said yeah totally but she went off to sit with a customer and a couple girls and never came to me the rest of the time I was there. I would've shot my OTC shot, but I'm not going to chase this girl all night, trying to get what I would find out were terrible dances. I talked to another couple girls who explained the contact. "No you can't touch us, and we don't touch you either. We kinda dance around you, but trust us we make it worth it!" LOL yeah fuck that! Sounds like air dance city. Nice club, good lineup but mileage is lame as all fuck. At this point I'm starting to realize San Jose just sucks for strip clubs. I knew it wasn't great but I didn't realize it was this rough.
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