They can't say we never tried

Dieppe, NB. Saturday night. Just got out from a doobie brothers concert a couple blocks away. I love all that good shit. To kill time while the traffic is going lets go to strip club. Plenty of parking, sort of busy commericial area. It's not ghetto. Walk in to a lady up front in booth. Cover is 20 CAD. And she marks your hand. Walk in. Layout is stage on left, then all tables all out to the right of stage. Bar is up top in the back. Then community LD room on the far right. Pretty good crowd, just about every table was full. Customers were all kinds, mostly 30's, 40's I would say. Place is certainly not a dive, I don't know about upscale but it's a pretty decent sized club.

Dancers. About 20 I would say. It felt like there weren't enough dancers for the crowd. All races black, hispanic, white. Mostly 20's and 30's with some 40's. Not fat chicks. Some fake stuff for sure. I would say more 5-7 range. Maybe a couple 8's in there. All body types, although no obese girls. I thought it was ok enough decent girls but not a lot of high end stuff. One blonde chick was pretty popular got scooped up that mighta been it.

One other girl I thought looked pretty good. I saw her walking around, brunette, and nice enhanced boobs I couldn't tell until I actually got my hands on them. But they were proportionally big to her frame I liked it. Ivy was her name. She said she's from Halifax but there is no club there, it's a pretty large city for not having at least one strip club. Here in Moncton, only one. I asked if she wanted to go for dances. They are 20 CAD a song. Sat down and realized she was pretty plastered. That fact did not give me a break on the rules. Well lit community dance room on couches and chairs. Plenty of other couples all in full view. The guy does walk in to look around every now and then. But good two way touching is allowed. No sucking on anything. Gave me OTP handshakes. I got a couple dances. I mean I really hadn't jerked it a while, and while I tried to hold on, I busted after like a minute of LD's. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5N9t8bcUHs