Bad news. No bar. Good news. You don't have to tip the vending machine.

Rancho Cordova, CA. Saturday night after midnight. Last stop of a Sacramento strip club journey. Commerical area. Strip mall. Plenty of parking. Walk in, I was confused if it was a sex shop or not, there's a shop but you walk through it. Guy at the high desk says $10. Walk through the rope. Two stage on opposite side. LD area with booths behind curtains. Dances are $40 a song. Customers were hispanic and asian guys looked like, maybe 6 or 7 people, very light. No bar, just a vending a machine with some water bottles in it.

Dancers. Not the greatest lineup but some girls ok. White, asian, latina, black. About 9 girls around. Felt pretty slow for saturday night. Mostly 20's with some 30's and one 40's. More 5-7 range about. No fat girls but mostly average body types.

I was the only one at the stage so you can kind of chat with the girls one on one. One girl I asked about dances, I think was freya or faree some shit like that. Brunette white girl with nice natural boobs. I asked if I could use my mouth on them, no. Well I ain't buying no $40 dance then. A couple girls came to me when I got up to find the bar that doesn't exist to take me on the magical door vulture tour. I used to always say no to these but because I'm writing a review of the place nowadays I always just take it. So they brought me to a like a psychiatrist style couch. And you can get dances on that for like it was hundreds of dollars for like 30 minutes. It's something that. The couch was comfortable I will give it that. They did the sell job and acted they were going to start dancing to show me, but I'm like yeah no thanks for showing me though I'll think about it.