Posts by Muddy

I’m hanging out at the strip club one day and ask one of the dancers for a dance. She says “Sure let me just go the the dressing room real quick” Minutes later I see her changed and leaving for…

Just trying to some hard stats to add to the conversation. When the last time TUSCL got laid for free. Take it seriously I’m sending it up to Quinnipiac. A. Present decade 2010-2019 B. Post 9/11 2001-2009 C. Grunge Poon 1990-2001 D. Cold…

Personally I’m to move from the area I’m in real soon. And I’m wondering how the local strippers are going to handle such a beloved figure (💰 ) such as myself leaving them. They were so happy for me when…

And when comes to women I have impossibly high standards Gee thanks money!

Her-“Oh you wanna fuck me?” Me-“Oh yeah fuck yeah” Her-“why don’t you stick that huge dick in me” *penetrates and cums instantly* Her-“ Holy fuck I feel that shit, did you cum Already?” Don’t get me wrong it was the greatest 2 seconds of my…

Do we have to make one up? This is a thing. You may not say it’s a thing but this is very much a thing. I’m at Larry Flints in SF this weekend. Super hot girl. Busty, beautiful. Does the…

Cuban dancers an interesting bunch. To preface a few years ago many Cuban dancers hit a lot of the east Texas clubs a few years back, I think some have mixed feelings on it. I recently had a favorite stripper…

I got a birthday coming up this week. Normally I don’t give a shit at all with 0 celebration except for one of them Golden Corral coupons. (There is a tiny depressed feeling) But it dawned on me I gotta…

https://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/creepy-man-loses-it-after-stripper-wont-accept-his-advances/86035203/ Just come clean and admit it.

It turns out now you have to log in to see the message board. I don’t really care either way but have you ever wondered how many other people read these threads? Like could it be a lot more than…

Nipples, Neck, Cheek, Back I fucking love it. I such a turn on (also the leading cause of me getting cut off, but they can go to hell) I feel like my tongue is such a sensitive turn on spot…

Come on everybody. Charlie is not gonna get a handjob from Sapphire while I’m around. NOT IN MY COUNTRY. THINK AGAIN. The devil is in these clubs. It’s not the gangs. I want to see full city police efforts cracking…