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TUSCL Psych Exam

Muddy

USA

Just a quick test to make sure everything is on the up and up. Now remember there are no wrong answers however anybody failing the test will be banned immediately from TUSCL and subject to VIP therapy (using your money of course)

1. You like to dream about

A. Fucking a stripper doggie style
B. Fucking a stripper missionary
C. Face fucking your favorite stripper
D. Dancing down the street and into the sunset with Rick Dugan in matching white suits to this song https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cAMLa5ZC-B…

2. Faced with death, I would die by

A. Burning
B. Crucifixion
C. Drawn and Quarted
D. Peering through SJG’s contributions

3. Charlie is a bad man because

A. He is a Murderer
B. He is a rapist
C. Both A and B
D. He paid Gemini for a handjob in VIP

4. All day I think about

A. Vagina
B. Boobies
C. A women’s ass
D. The Penis’s whisper to me at night

5.If I was mayor I would

A. Get every gangbanger off the street and behind bars
B. Get illegal firearms out of the hands of criminals
C. Make schools safer for our children
D. Raid every strip club in my city

6. My relationship with my CF can be described as

A. Strictly business
B. Satisfy’s my sexual needs but that’s about it
C. Doesn’t return my texts or phone calls
D. She really loves me, she really does, hold on wait she just needs money to fix car, guys I gotta go!

7. I go to the strip club because I

A. Need to relieve tension and stress
B. Am horny
C. Love the feel of a woman’s body and I got to get rid of all this cum
D. Just can’t get enough of all these air dances!