Posts by Muddy

I recently found my self in Chicago’s rough and tumble south side. I knew shit was real despite that I had some urban music blasting,(to be specific it was “Seal-Kiss from a Rose”) windows rolled down. I come up to…

I thought about making a an article but I know it couldn’t wait. The masses need it now. Tips and Tricks you need to get your review through. Drum roll please. Alright 3,2,1 here we go.... Wait until minnow and Clubber…

Recently I’ve been to a lot of Famous streets 6th Street, Austin, Bourbon in New Orleans, Beale in Memphis, Broadway in Nashville, Michigan in Chicago and it got me thinking what people’s favorite one is. For me I would say my…

All I can say is wow. That’s the best talent I’ve ever seen in a club. It deserves a thread. Better than Bare Elegance and 4Play even. Jesus Christ probably a 9+ up factory at the very least 8+.Makes me…

I’m hanging out at the strip club one day and ask one of the dancers for a dance. She says “Sure let me just go the the dressing room real quick” Minutes later I see her changed and leaving for…

Just trying to some hard stats to add to the conversation. When the last time TUSCL got laid for free. Take it seriously I’m sending it up to Quinnipiac. A. Present decade 2010-2019 B. Post 9/11 2001-2009 C. Grunge Poon 1990-2001 D. Cold…

Personally I’m to move from the area I’m in real soon. And I’m wondering how the local strippers are going to handle such a beloved figure (💰 ) such as myself leaving them. They were so happy for me when…

And when comes to women I have impossibly high standards Gee thanks money!

Her-“Oh you wanna fuck me?” Me-“Oh yeah fuck yeah” Her-“why don’t you stick that huge dick in me” *penetrates and cums instantly* Her-“ Holy fuck I feel that shit, did you cum Already?” Don’t get me wrong it was the greatest 2 seconds of my…

Do we have to make one up? This is a thing. You may not say it’s a thing but this is very much a thing. I’m at Larry Flints in SF this weekend. Super hot girl. Busty, beautiful. Does the…

Cuban dancers an interesting bunch. To preface a few years ago many Cuban dancers hit a lot of the east Texas clubs a few years back, I think some have mixed feelings on it. I recently had a favorite stripper…

I got a birthday coming up this week. Normally I don’t give a shit at all with 0 celebration except for one of them Golden Corral coupons. (There is a tiny depressed feeling) But it dawned on me I gotta…