What song do you guys have in your heads when you daydream about Rick Dugan?

I ball up white suit and wear it on my head

Muddy ape, rickdugan is a good friend and, as a rick, a major badass. But I don’t fantasize about him. I suspect that it is just the sexual vibes we ricks give off that are turning you on.

Just remember, those rick vibes are really directed at females, not other males. Well, occasionally they get misdirected after a few too many gimlets or rickaritas. But usually that misdirection involves ladyboys. Anyhoo, I’ve drifted off topic. All I’m saying is that I understand why you are attracted to a top-shelf rick like my bro dugan but it isn’t going to happen for you. Probably. Roar!

In my dweams he’s feeding me kibbles and bits with DMX on the boom box. And lots of tennis balls.

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Well, I can't say I had one.

But the random song that came to mind upon reading your question was "You're Welcome" sung by a cartoon Rock.

Best part is he nods at me and then I do my dance and then spin around and nod at him and then he does his little dance. Then we interlock arms and can can out of the strip club with only the hottest girls. It truly is a magical experience.

Welcome Back The theme song from welcome back Kotter 😂

I am a little disturbed at the notion of any grown man daydreaming about me...

^That too 😂

===> "...Sort of a really heterosexual duet..."

His need to stress "heterosexual"makes it more creepy, not less. I think rickthelion might be onto something. This must be what it feels like when a girl learns that a guy has 30 pics of her on his phone, but then claims that he doesn't like her that way.

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I don't know about daydreams; I had this nightmare where he was winking at me.

“Grown man” is a big stretch let’s be real

And Ricks just butt hurt that he can’t take what he deals out. If your gonna be a snarky douchebag to everyone we are gonna make fun you.

@muddy: Is that what that was? I legitimately thought you were admitting some homo-erotic fixation. And for the record, I deal out shots in topical threads, nothing more. I have neither the need nor the desire to troll another member in this type of weird way.

@mice: i hope founder got his dick sucked well. Do something useful for once and post a picture of your tits, because your strip club related notions and the douche chill inspiring posts from pseudo-male accounts makes this board feel like some weird parody set. Your female characters post like weird dudes and your male characters post like angry females. Just sayin.' 😉

—>“Do something useful for once and post a picture of your tits,”

Okie doke. tuscl.net tuscl.net tuscl.net tuscl.net

See that’s what I’m talking about, just taking some random uncalled for shot at nice for who knows what reason.

BTW I would hardly call it trolling from me. Just lighthearted ball busting with me also the on the on the end of the joke. Not for nothing putting a wink emoji at the end of every fucking sentence like some 6th grade girl is sort of a odd look too, no? Right or wrong you tell me.

@Muddy: Now we'll have to add inconsistent to homo-erotic in your list of traits. Your last post was hardly light hearted, but rather came off as an angry proclamation that this was payback for some perceived "snarky douchebag" behavior. So if you're going to be a butt hurt weird fuck trolling another member with posting homo-erotic fantasies, at least have enough of a sack to be honest about your motives. 😉

Look don’t cry Rick. I’m sorry if I hurt your feelings.

^ Wonderful. It's not enough that he has a creepy homo-erotic fixation involving us in matching white suits dancing the night away. Now he wants to console me too. 😉

I’m just caught off guard by all the gay jabs coming my way. You and your system is literally the gayest thing of all time. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that however)

Ooh yeah Muddy I’ll jab you real good. Especially in a sexy white suit. Yum!

Hey Muddy, no need to be embarrassed about your true feelings or angry that they aren't reciprocated. Sure the way you expressed them was rather creepy and, as rickthelion rightly pointed out, us Ricks really don't swing that way. But you can only be who you are, so just own it. No need to be passive aggressive or deflect - just sayin.

Rick come into bed with me, no need to be so cranky anymore 😉

Pistrolla, I'm flattered, but I think you were on the right track when you made that same offer to Muddy. If you look at his opening post, I think you'll find that he's a little more your speed. 😉

===> "But seriously, rickdugan is more fixated on the homosexual angle than anyone else. Not sure what to make of that."

If you were the one who he wanted to dance the night away with, to include synchronized ass shaking, in matching white suits, you might be fixated on it too. 🙊

I'm simply encouraging him to own what he is and let go of all that angry resentment. 😉

Damn RBD is it this easy to get under your skin? So fucking emotional, probably learned that from stripper web. Take that shit back there. Anyway I’ll just leave at that so you can obsess over this the rest of the day.

Remember how ricky likes to stroke managers and grease bouncers?

Now he is obsessing about dancing and winking with dudes

===> "Damn RBD is it this easy to get under your skin? So fucking emotional, probably learned that from stripper web. Take that shit back there."

Lol. That's rather ironic coming from the guy who was motivated enough to create a dedicated homo-erotic fantasy thread just to troll me. 😃

But feel free to come back any time honey, er, I mean dude.