For me it’s “Yah Mo Be There” sometimes I’m Michael McDonald and he’s James Ingram sometimes it switches. I see us in white suits together not even paying money just using synchronized dancing to get all the bitches in the club. First we strut in the club in style then he shakes his ass and then I shake my ass. Sort of a really heterosexual duet. We needed a dump truck to fit all the girls we were taking home this last time.
Anyway what about your guys fantasies consisting of? I just recently talked to a TUSCLer who was literally shaking in a state of shock and awe at the thought of the system. I couldn’t blame him. I really couldn’t.
Muddy ape, rickdugan is a good friend and, as a rick, a major badass. But I don’t fantasize about him. I suspect that it is just the sexual vibes we ricks give off that are turning you on.
Just remember, those rick vibes are really directed at females, not other males. Well, occasionally they get misdirected after a few too many gimlets or rickaritas. But usually that misdirection involves ladyboys. Anyhoo, I’ve drifted off topic. All I’m saying is that I understand why you are attracted to a top-shelf rick like my bro dugan but it isn’t going to happen for you. Probably. Roar!
Best part is he nods at me and then I do my dance and then spin around and nod at him and then he does his little dance. Then we interlock arms and can can out of the strip club with only the hottest girls. It truly is a magical experience.
His need to stress "heterosexual"makes it more creepy, not less. I think rickthelion might be onto something. This must be what it feels like when a girl learns that a guy has 30 pics of her on his phone, but then claims that he doesn't like her that way.
@muddy: Is that what that was? I legitimately thought you were admitting some homo-erotic fixation. And for the record, I deal out shots in topical threads, nothing more. I have neither the need nor the desire to troll another member in this type of weird way.
@mice: i hope founder got his dick sucked well. Do something useful for once and post a picture of your tits, because your strip club related notions and the douche chill inspiring posts from pseudo-male accounts makes this board feel like some weird parody set. Your female characters post like weird dudes and your male characters post like angry females. Just sayin.' 😉
See that’s what I’m talking about, just taking some random uncalled for shot at nice for who knows what reason.
BTW I would hardly call it trolling from me. Just lighthearted ball busting with me also the on the on the end of the joke. Not for nothing putting a wink emoji at the end of every fucking sentence like some 6th grade girl is sort of a odd look too, no? Right or wrong you tell me.
@Muddy: Now we'll have to add inconsistent to homo-erotic in your list of traits. Your last post was hardly light hearted, but rather came off as an angry proclamation that this was payback for some perceived "snarky douchebag" behavior. So if you're going to be a butt hurt weird fuck trolling another member with posting homo-erotic fantasies, at least have enough of a sack to be honest about your motives. 😉
^ Wonderful. It's not enough that he has a creepy homo-erotic fixation involving us in matching white suits dancing the night away. Now he wants to console me too. 😉
I’m just caught off guard by all the gay jabs coming my way. You and your system is literally the gayest thing of all time. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that however)
Hey Muddy, no need to be embarrassed about your true feelings or angry that they aren't reciprocated. Sure the way you expressed them was rather creepy and, as rickthelion rightly pointed out, us Ricks really don't swing that way. But you can only be who you are, so just own it. No need to be passive aggressive or deflect - just sayin.
Pistrolla, I'm flattered, but I think you were on the right track when you made that same offer to Muddy. If you look at his opening post, I think you'll find that he's a little more your speed. 😉
===> "But seriously, rickdugan is more fixated on the homosexual angle than anyone else. Not sure what to make of that."
If you were the one who he wanted to dance the night away with, to include synchronized ass shaking, in matching white suits, you might be fixated on it too. 🙊
Damn RBD is it this easy to get under your skin? So fucking emotional, probably learned that from stripper web. Take that shit back there. Anyway I’ll just leave at that so you can obsess over this the rest of the day.
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Just remember, those rick vibes are really directed at females, not other males. Well, occasionally they get misdirected after a few too many gimlets or rickaritas. But usually that misdirection involves ladyboys. Anyhoo, I’ve drifted off topic. All I’m saying is that I understand why you are attracted to a top-shelf rick like my bro dugan but it isn’t going to happen for you. Probably. Roar!
But the random song that came to mind upon reading your question was "You're Welcome" sung by a cartoon Rock.
The theme song from welcome back Kotter 😂
His need to stress "heterosexual"makes it more creepy, not less. I think rickthelion might be onto something. This must be what it feels like when a girl learns that a guy has 30 pics of her on his phone, but then claims that he doesn't like her that way.
@mice: i hope founder got his dick sucked well. Do something useful for once and post a picture of your tits, because your strip club related notions and the douche chill inspiring posts from pseudo-male accounts makes this board feel like some weird parody set. Your female characters post like weird dudes and your male characters post like angry females. Just sayin.' 😉
Okie doke.
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BTW I would hardly call it trolling from me. Just lighthearted ball busting with me also the on the on the end of the joke. Not for nothing putting a wink emoji at the end of every fucking sentence like some 6th grade girl is sort of a odd look too, no? Right or wrong you tell me.
If you were the one who he wanted to dance the night away with, to include synchronized ass shaking, in matching white suits, you might be fixated on it too. 🙊
Lol. That's rather ironic coming from the guy who was motivated enough to create a dedicated homo-erotic fantasy thread just to troll me. 😃
But feel free to come back any time honey, er, I mean dude.