Recently at club, strict no touching policy. I didn't care anymore, I had my paws out, I was ready feel up some titties. Management and dancers kept hooting and hollering at me. I decided, enough was a enough....
whips out mic
ahem
🎶I touch you once, I touch you twice I won't let go at any price I need you now like I need you then You always said we'd still be friends someday🎶
🎶If you leave I won't cry I won't waste one single day But if you leave, don't look back I'll be running the other way🎶
🎶Seven years went under the bridge Like time was standing still Heaven knows what happens now You've got to, you've gotta say you will🎶
🎶I touch you once, I touch you twice I won't let go at any price I need you now like I need you then You always said we'd meet again🎶
I was immediately thrown out and banned for eternity.