Recently at club, strict no touching policy. I didn't care anymore, I had my paws out, I was ready feel up some titties. Management and dancers kept hooting and hollering at me. I decided, enough was a enough....
whips out mic
ahem
🎶I touch you once, I touch you twice
I won't let go at any price
I need you now like I need you then
You always said we'd still be friends someday🎶
🎶If you leave
I won't cry
I won't waste one single day
But if you leave, don't look back
I'll be running the other way🎶
🎶Seven years went under the bridge
Like time was standing still
Heaven knows what happens now
You've got to, you've gotta say you will🎶
🎶I touch you once, I touch you twice
I won't let go at any price
I need you now like I need you then
You always said we'd meet again🎶
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last commentI was immediately thrown out and banned for eternity.
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^ the nerve of those people!
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Must have been feeling up a stripper that looks like Molly Ringwald.
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Those bastards! They killed mini-muddy!!!
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"I was immediately thrown out and banned for eternity."
'Eternity' seems like a bit much. I mean, three or four hundred years should really be enough to teach a lesson...
I believe the Georgia Satellites said it best, with those immortal words...
"Don't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself" :)
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