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Muddy

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State of Strip Clubs/Iowa

Hawkeye state time. Quad Cities. The Pony and now the other one is called Trim. I don't if change whatever that was called before was the better of the two, not a fan either really though. . Cedar Rapids. Dancers Ranch and…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 47 5

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State of Strip Clubs/Indiana

There's a lot of clubs in Indy, it really ain't all cornfields. What do you got for the Hoosier state? What I've experienced. NW Indiana. It's really just the far southern part of Chicagoland. I think all those clubs are great deal.…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 19 3

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State of Strip Clubs/Illinois

Now up is Illinois, which I pronounce with a hard S. Anything to say about the Land of Lincoln? My experiences Lead it off with Chicago. Really in the city all those clubs are terrible mileage wise. Admiral you can find some…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 45 10

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State of Strip Clubs/Idaho

Next up we have Idaho. Not too many clubs in the state with most in Boise. Awful state for strip clubs. Up near Coeur d'Alene is State Line Showgirls. Deja Vu in Spokane went down so that's the only club…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 44 3

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State of Strip Clubs/Hawaii

Should be a quick one Hawaii. Never been. A few clubs only on the island of O'ahu, most in an around Honolulu.

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 21 5

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State of Strip Clubs/Georgia

Next up is Jawja. Atlanta scene might be the lost reviewed metro on here. I haven't had a chance to really tour the Atlanta black clubs yet but apparently they are a good deal, $5 and $10 dances is pretty…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 66 13

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State of Strip Clubs/Florida

Now up is a Florida got a lot of stuff going. Probably the number #1 state on tuscl. . I don't want to write an article here, but just quick summations on my experiences. . Panhandle- Pensacola to Panama City. Very pricey.…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 103 33

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State of Strip Clubs/Delaware

Next up we got Delaware. Nicknamed the small wonder. Strippers know a thing or two about small wonders when we whip it out unsolicited. Anyway not a whole lot here, just about 1million population. And only 3 strip clubs. Hak's in Wilmington,…

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State of Strip Club/Connecticut

Now up is Connecticut. The land of steady habits, well our habits it's trying to fuck filthy whores for as little money as possible so I think it can all work out in CT. Working south up. Stamford. We got…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 55 12

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State of Strip Clubs/Colorado

Up next we go to the Rockie Mountains for Colorado. Say what you gotta say. Way out on the west side of the state in Grand Junction is Fantasy. I had great dances in VIP over there, solid club IMO. A…

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State of Strip Clubs/California

Next up our most populous state in California. I wrote an article about California to get more in depth https://tuscl.net/article/60322 it's unreadable in this iteration of tuscl but maybe in another update the spacing will come back. San Diego-tough to…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 27 17

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State of Strip Clubs/Arkansas

Next up Arkansas. Other than maybe one spot, pretty rough spot for strip clubs. Clubs in NW Arkansas, Little Rock and Hot Springs. My take. NW Arkansas Peppermint Hippo, decent talent but no touching. Bottoms up, full nude lesser talent…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 60 4

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State of Strip Clubs/Arizona

We got Arizona now. Quite a few tusclers hailing from the Grand Canyon state. Anything to say about strip clubbing in Arizona? . Mostly gonna be Phoenix and Tuscon but also you got Dreams in Fort Mojave and Pete's place in…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 64 15

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State of Strip Clubs/Alaska

Never been to Alaska don't have anything to add about strip clubs there. I don't hear many guys talk about it on here either but maybe. It's a long flight. Personally I have no plans anytime soon to visit. Look…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 3 5

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State of Strip Clubs/Alabama

First up in the state series is Alabama. Any stories, advice, places to go, places not to go in the Heart of Dixie. . My take Most of the fun in Alabama is gonna be in the Huntsville area. You got the…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 54 42

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State threads

Would yall be interested if we did state discussion threads? Go through all 50. We could trade experiences, questions, where to go, where not to go, etc. It's 50 threads so I just want to ask first if this is…

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Is dayshift overrated?

Recently I thought I'd give day shift another shot. Tuesday afternoon. It's always dead. Again it was "Sorry the girls ain't here yet" Why do I bother. I think how are these guys having fun at these hours? What am…

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All time commercials

What are some memorable commercials, YouTube is great because you can pull them up now. Check out this one from Miler light with Steve Mizerak back in '78. He actually did that, no special effects. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3tYL2Btxmjg&pp=ygUWUmF5IG1pemVyYWsgY29tbWVyY2lhbA%3D%3D . Bay Area Car dealer taking…

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All time fav....off the market

You know I was headed to TX/OK this weekend and wanted to see was the ATF was up to. "Hey Alexandria if you were free this weekend and wanted to hang I'm gonna be in Texas again" "Hey Muddy I actually…

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Experiences flying

With all bullshit going on at places like Newark, it be a good time to bring up flying experiences. Any reccomendations and tips? I've actually never flown spirit but I've seen enough videos where I know not to ever give it…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 1 22

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Do you ever try to look at things from the strippers POV?

If II just think about it from the other side of the aisle. End of the day I really am just some cheap dis shelved and depraved bastard (who btw just woke up from sleeping in his car and "showering"…

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Can a perfect 10 have fake boobs?

In person, I always prefer natural. I don't like it, especially the rock hard ones, I fucking hate that shit. But I will say, a lot of my all time favorite pornstars possess a enhanced rack. Jasmine St. Claire, Trina…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 46 45

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Voice

Has a stripper's voice ever turned you off or on? Me it's a huge turn off when I hear that 1990's phone sex commercial voice. It's very phony and condescending. But I do gotta say if I saw a chick…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 5 6

Politics

SALT

Big State and local tax deduction debate going on for this next bill. Should there be any SALT deduction? If so what should the cap be? Is this situation affecting you? I think Rep Mike Lawler was asking for it to…

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Cancer

I saw that Brad Arnold from 3 Doors Down revealed he has stage 4 cancer. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14689185/3-doors-brad-arnold-cancer-diagnosis.html That's a kick in the balls man, I fucking love that band and that dude awesome. I was actually planning on seeing them…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 2
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