State of Strip Clubs/Pennsylvania

Next up is the Quaker state. A lot of clubs. I've had some good times in PA strip clubs. There are places that will have alcohol, nudity and smoking not that I give a shit really about any of that. And not for nothing I can't stand driving I-80 through PA, I've only done it 50 billion fucking times. I've probably taken a dump at every rest stop/gas station along it. Also watch out deer, this is a state where they can jump out at anytime.

Erie- Partners, high mileage club for the area. Maybe worth a looksee. I think it was $90 for the room. Juliet's a just a strip club in a house, kind of dive bar spot with neighborhood girls. Out in the boonies is Kandy's, the girls seem to have a good time working here, but I remember at one point this place topped the hottest chicks on tuscl score, no hell no. Not the best looking chicks but it's a fun environment, the party spot for Erie.

Williamsport- Home of the LLWS. You got one spot, Club Fred not a lot of chicks working and ain't the best looking ones.

State College- Right outside in Port Matilda is the Endzone, you might catch some solid looking Nittany Lion girls working there, but they don't hang out, weird set up, one girl dances at a time on stage, you tip, no using phones than they go hide again. They want me to locked be all locked into every girl, I'm out.

Along I-80- You got a few out here. In Bloomsburg you have Mustang Sally's pretty good mileage but just ok lineup IME. Rebelz in Moshannon. I actually saw really good looking chick to VIP but there is no privacy here and you get watched. The VIP is bedroom but you can see into it from the rest of the club. Not the place to have fun. And then you got Club Blue in Clarion. I actually didn't have a bad time here, cameras in the rooms but decent two way mileage. And then Headliners in Greenville kind of going towards Youngstown. Decent two way a community dance room, nobody messing with you, ok lineup.

And you also got a spot called Busty Hearts way up and out of the way in Turtle Point. It seems like a pain in the ass to get out the way. Haven't been yet.

Outer Pittsburgh. Stilletos in Brighton, didn't like was pretty dead when I went. Passions in Kittanning pretty slow there too but I hear some real high mileage. The Hideout in Mount Pleasant, a lot of chunky girls, but I had ok time, cameras but nobody really messes with you in VIP, good two way. The Filly in West Newton is pretty low mileage but for the outside of Pittsburgh area the lineup can be pretty good. Also free beer here. Beamers in Mckeesport totally dead when I went on a weekend night. And then Tennyson Lodge, one of the older clubs in PA, goes back a long way, decent two way dances, you might get some high mileage, sort of neighborhood hang out type feel with a bunch Yinzer folks.

Pittsburgh- The three high flying clubs in town are Ricks, Cheerleaders and Spearmint. I prefer Spearmint of the three, you can check out the lineup online. Rick's is downtown your gonna have do street parking. Mileage was just middle of the road at best at all three IME. Controversy was pretty lame when I went but I've heard higher mileage there. The late night spots are Imperium and 412 I actually haven't been to yet, but it's sounds like the party, loud music hip hop spots. My advice is to just hit Rick's, Cheerleaders and Spearmint until you find a good chick to take for a spin at one of those.

Harrisburg- Club Castaway, mileage sucks. They patrol hard over there. Savanah's on Hannah is the upscale club in town but ain't much mileage available, decent lineup for Harrisburg, you gotta check or get rid of your phone which is a deal breaker for a lot of people. Then they opened up a new club Devil's Den haven't been yet. Just down the road past Hanover is Sensations but expensive dances right out in the open. Ok lineup.

York- Temptations. Pretty cool old building but I didn't like the girls, small lineup, small joint.

Reading- Buck Rubs, terrible lineup, a ton of fat chicks, customer look like large groups of loud high schoolers. Al's Diamond Cabaret is supposed to be the nice club but the roster was lacking IMO but better than bucks. Down the road is Utopia Cabaret, same thing not a fan of the lineup, mostly just a random tip parade dive on the side of the highway.

Scranton/Wilkes Barre- I don't know if there are any open clubs left in the city they used to couple open. Outside of it though you have the G spot, used to be called Beaver or some shit, some hood rat dive out the fucking boonies. Pass on that. 7th Heaven ok veteran girl lineup. Pleasure dome is sort of the big part spot in the area, dances kind of pricey though the girls sets them and they shoot high. Ok mileage, nothing crazy. Grandview is like a nice bar, mileage is two way at best. Best looking chicks are probably at Pleasure dome but ultimately not a fan of the area for strip clubs.

Allentown- Looks like only two left. Platinum Plus is big party club... I guess. Maybe I just caught it on a slow night. You don't build the church for easter sunday. And then Foxes, just a tip parade with poor talent. I'd go to Platinum Plus here. But nothing great.

Philly Suburbs- Hidden Gem in Spring City, it's a strip club in a house, mostly neighborhood girls just ok mileage. Just Enuff another strip club in a house, ok girls but very low mileage. Cloud 9 in Harlysville, fun sports bar place but with poor talent. Suzy's in Line Lexington, nothing going on at all here, totally dead. And then Creekside in Colmar, interesting place, maybe some decent chicks working, ok two way and affordable dances. The only club where the girls expect you to get up from your seat and go to them to tip on the stage for a tip parade. Double Visions in Horsham, sort of just ok looking alternative girls in a packed sports bar type spot, low mileage.

19th Hole in Glenside. Golf theme, black chick club. Tattletales in Levittown, ok at best talent in a tip parade bar, mileage just ok, nothing crazy. Club Risque in Bristol, probably my rec for the Philly area overall, very high mileage, had some good times here. And then also down going towards Delaware in Essington, you have Lou Turks, been there a long time, low mileage but pretty big lineup sort of party type spot.

Philadelphia- If you like blacks high mileage spots Philly is pretty good city. You got Outerspace, La Pearl Lounge and Purple Orchid, UHM black clubs. Other spots like Set it off, Levels and Picadilly, I haven't been yet but then again I got better places to be than walking around north Philly at night with a fat wallet, fuck all that shit. Sin City is the upscale, hip hop make it rain spot. Good lineup especially if you like big booty girls, best of that type in the area. Gold club downtown I've heard good mileage is available, real small spot, might be tough to find parking not a big lineup in there.

You also Penns Port Pub, really old spot. No dances there, just tip girls as they walk on the bar in front of you. Maybe a pre game at best. Show and Tell lesser talent working there imo it's get better in the city. Brianna's Bar I haven't been to yet, looks more a hip hop type bar thing. And then Risque Philadelphia Northeast, talent not the great, way better at the South Philly one.

Delilah's is the upscale spot in town. On weekends there's just not enough girls to go around though. You gonna watched during regular LD's but maybe VIP can be higher mileage it's like curtained booth things, but it's expensive as all fuck. I prefer the bigger lineups at Cheerleaders and Risque Philadelphia (in south Philadelphia not to be confused with Northeast or Bristol) They are both tip parade spots around a bar, higher mileage available in VIP at Cheerleaders. My recs for the philly area overall would be Cheerleaders, Risque Philadelphia and Risque Bristol.

Yeah there's a fuck ton of clubs in this state. Any good Pennsylvania stories out there? Anything to add, tell me where I'm off.