State of Strip Clubs/Oklahoma

Sooner the better for the Sooner state. My experiences were...

Stillwater- Cowboy Caberet. New club, just there recently. Talent sucks, prices suck, the whole place sucks.

Lawton- DragonWest. Your probably not gonna like the girls.

Oklahoma City- The late night crazy club in town is Deja Vu. Cuban clubs are Romeo's Castle, Fancy's and now they pretty much took over Platinum nights, pretty upscale spot. Best looking chicks in OKC for my money are at Night Trips and Little Darlings. I'd just go to those two if I'm back town. Secrets is kind of a hood spot. And Red Dog saloon, cool vibe there but more homely girls imo.

And about a half hour east is Long Ears club, total waste of time, dead. Another 30 minutes east is Teasers, totally dead spot. Both wastes of time. Another 30 minutes east is Cheyenne Gentlemans club right outside of Fort Smith, AR but on the Oklahoma side. Pretty nice spot actually, mileage low, but big lineup a lot of chunky girls but you might find something.

Tulsa- Best looking chicks in town are at Night Trips and Lady Godivas, there's where I'd go personally for Tulsa. Lipstick is a cuban spot. Landing strip, really bad lineup. And Secrets is the high mileage spot in town, probably no models in there though it's sort of like a beat up bar. And then going east leaving town on the side of highway with not too much else is Sensations, may not be too many chicks working there but might be worth a looksee, I tried to get dances from the bartender chick but it was a double charge, fuck that.

Muskogee- You got Coco Bongos. I had actually a decent time here. Maybe not the biggest lineup but if you find a nice chick, good two way should be cheap if girls say the right price.

Up going near Joplin at the Northeast corner of the state you the Office I haven't been there yet and the Body Shop. Body shop seems like a local yokel hangout. Lineup wasn't bad though but a lot chicks tied down.

Going down toward Texas on the southern end of the state you got the Surfin Sand Bar , haven't been yet, maybe one of these days.

Any Oklahoma adventures out there to share?